Tuesday, July 21st 2009

Death To Those Who Talk Shit About Heather Mills!

If I should happen to drop dead in the next few seconds, I want the last words I have every typed to be: HEATHER MILLS IS A FUCKING CUNT. ... .......... I'm still alive. Although, I may not be so lucky the next time, because Heather Mills says that anybody who writes shit about her will become worm meat.

In an interview with The Observer (via Digital Spy), Heather queefed, "The truth always outs in the end - no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they've got cancer, or they've had a tumour, or they've died. And it's terrible for them, but they've done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round."

I've been in Heather's cunty corner until she brought up the whole "karma" thing. Does Heather really want to hop there? If she really believes in that shit, why hasn't she been hit by a runaway bus in the middle of Abbey Road? Or lost a leg.... Oh, wait.

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Sexecution's picture

I still can't believe anyone tried to palm that mutant face off as a "model", and a one legged one at that. Why is it when men fall in love with gold digging losers, no matter how f'd up their faces are, they were models?

Look at her it's laughable. Paul truly was the 50 million dollar idiot, but there is no doubt in my mind she can suck the chrome off a fork. Yeck. She's just heinous on every level you can measure a woman. On the upside she gave most of Paul's money away trying to buy her way into NY society, when the money flow got cut off so did she. Hee.

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beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:25pm.

HAHAHAHAHA! We kept the alcohol in the tent. Priorities, man! But I know it was TeeVee who assaulted our food. Our Canadian bacon was missing! ESCALANDO!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:44pm.

Little kids shouldn't be having rum cake anyway, especially since she makes them dunk it in Coke.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:30pm.
She didn't mention any missing alcohol, wasn't me.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:25pm.

She didn't mention any missing alcohol, wasn't me.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:18pm
The family and I went on vacay in June. Our camp was attacked by a damn black bear. The bastard stole lil' DD's birthday cake, along with all our food from the cooler. No more camping for Dee.
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Eeeeeek, don't let that damn black hairy beast stealing all your food keep you from camping, next time just don't tell TV where you are camping.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:16pm.

Awwww! How are da lil' Slutty beybeys doing? You always do the fun summer family vacays! I hope you are having a wonderful time.

The family and I went on vacay in June. Our camp was attacked by a damn black bear. The bastard stole lil' DD's birthday cake, along with all our food from the cooler. No more camping for Dee.

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@Dee I have been busy doing outdoor summer schtuff, until a couple of weeks ago when a fat woman fell on me, and no I am not joking. Right now I am holed up at the Litchfield Golf Resort vacaying with the family and enjoying it for another week. Little Sluttsville and I are glowing in the dark tonight despite slathering on SPF75, so we are holed up in our room tonight spraying aloe all over.

@ TV, you better watch it because the day that happens is the day that I'll be forced to start drinking pineapple juice & vodka, anticipate a pineapple & vodka shortage.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:09pm.

Tequila supplies run low?

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So what does Heather say that she did to get her leg chopped off? I believe in karma, too, and the way I see it, it won't be soon before her other leg is chopped off.

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Sluttay! It's good to see you. ♥ Nitty pulled that avi. out to entice you back.

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OMG, I've been away for a couple of weeks and walk in to find you all hatin' on the most awesomest one-legged gold-digger, that's okay because you all will be at the free clinic tomorrow morning trying to get all your tumors and diseases treated.

PS.....NitWitty, I see you've got my favorite avie out, for a few minutes I thought that stench was the dead fish washed up on the beach. *wraps gift of Summers Eve for Heather*

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I'm glad Heather believes in karma. Now she won't be surprised when it comes and knocks her off her foot.

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Eileen, I mean Heather, STFU.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Whatever's picture

Does karma get goldiggers?

madam ex's picture

Damn what did you do than if you're missing a fucking leg?

Bree's picture

Submitted by Sweetas: "Holy get the fuck over yourself bitch. God is your hit man? He must have accidentally caught your leg in the crossfire, huh kickstand."

HAHAHAHA you guys have me rolling today. And MK, I love your last typed words. LOVE.

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LOL. Someone please send her this post! Her logic is seriously broken.

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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:35pm.
how can you say something like that? do you really think you're that important?
someone should gently place her in a meat grinder...and make some burritos...and feed them to some hungry dogs...

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I ain't worried about Karma as much as the cellulite fairy fuckin' wid my ass..

Karma is bullshit, look at all the bad things that happen to innocent people and all the good things that happen to nasty people. I don't believe in karma for one second.

Heather Mills is a pig.

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....what!?!? So THAT explains why she has one leg??? CUNTY.....careful what YOU say...cos that shit obviously hit your karma ass too....fucker!

cuntygolightly's picture

how can you say something like that? do you really think you're that important?
someone should gently place her in a meat grinder...and make some burritos...and feed them to some hungry dogs...

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If she really believes in that shit, why hasn't she been hit by a runaway bus in the middle of Abbey Road? Or lost a leg.... Oh, wait.

*dead* you are full of wit these days, full of wit....

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Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:13pm.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:58pm.

Paul is just as bad as her; he just keeps it under wraps.

He was the one in control in that relationship, he was the one with all the power and presence.

Heather is a cow, but can you imagine what kind of person it takes to MARRY and LIVE with her voluntarily?

And if he was taken in by her show, then he is a stupid old man who thinks with his dick alone.

I actually prefer Heather to Paul. At least Heather makes no excuses for being a bitch. Paul is a whiny little pussy.

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Zappy's picture

lmao bitch doesn't have a leg to stand on..er..she has noive the NOIVE of that vindictive bitch.

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i just got back!

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Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:59am.

SUPER CUNT STRIKES AGAIN!

La Senora Cunty McCuntster

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Ha ha ha ha!!

I hate using the C-word, but this raging twat is just begging for it. I swear, she goes out of her way to be vindictive bitch.

Paul McCartney must so relieved to be rid of her. It was worth the money he had to dump on her.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:00pm.

kee hee hee

sorry i was on the fone with an insurance company telling me that their client was not at fault for turning into my vehicle so i had to print out the small claims court forms =P

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Oh please. If everyone who ever bitched , backstabbed or was a terrible monster cunt to me had cancer or died a terible death, the death and cancer rates would skyrocket and the funeral homes would be working 24/7.

Karma doesn't always happen to people who deserve it but in Heather's case - she's already lost one leg, is she asking to lose the other with her evil talk?

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Makes me wonder what Karmatic debt she was paying when she lost her leg.... just saying.

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Oh ya I almost forgot....Heather Mills is a CUNTY CUNT CUNT!!

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Thanks for the help People. I'll try it again in a bit.( at work right now ) I think I have to re size the picture I'm trying to use anyway.
Much Appreciated!!

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Her skin may look good, but she is still a cunt. Of course her skin looks good, she got 30 million for being married to someone. Bitch must be having facials every day. I don't say I hate someone easily, but HM I truly hate.

And people that say someone like Paul is a waste of space. That just shows a total lack of intelligence.

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Is she talking about....karma? Is that the word shes looking for?

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Whamo save the pic to your desktop
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:48pm.

Help with my Avatar

Sorry for my stupidity I'm a little new at this.
Let's say I find a picture I want to use. I copy this picture and put it where? Then how do I retrive it when I hit the browse box?
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Save the picture to your hard drive and then link to the file using the browse button. For example, you can copy it into your temp folder and then with browse go to the temp file and link the file.

Damn, no wonder you haven't made any good toys since the 1970s.

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Whamo, save the picture to your hard drive and then click browse to find it. Good lick (typo stays).

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Whamo, copy a pic and save it to your desktop.
The easiest way to get it to the right size for an avie is to go to photobucket and upload it there as a small size (I think it has to be smaller than 100 pixels wide)
Then copy the link and paste it into the spot here where you upload your avatar.
If that makes sense?
Other than that you can re-size it in any photo program, send it to your desktop, and upload from there when you are on the avatar page.

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Submitted by Sweetas: "Holy get the fuck over yourself bitch. God is your hit man? He must have accidentally caught your leg in the crossfire, huh kickstand."

AH HA HA HA HA!

True, her skin does look good and I think her hair looks fantastic short.

Help with my Avatar

Sorry for my stupidity I'm a little new at this.
Let's say I find a picture I want to use. I copy this picture and put it where? Then how do I retrive it when I hit the browse box?

"Does Heather really want to hop there?"

Oh, SNAP. Now that, kids, is some funny shit. Right there.

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LOL Flatsy, he's BIG but not as stupid as we first thought!
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Snowy, Russell the Love Muscle?? Oh my, I have to start watching BB. Please tell me he's big & stupid.

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Now we know how all the people on earth disappeared in The History Channel program "Life Without People". Each person has, at some point, denigrated Heather.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:38pm.

Help with my Avatar

Hey Jazzfish_77 When I go to the edit and try and upload a saved picture nothing happens. Is there a way to open that "upload picture" box?
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It should be open if you click on the box, or just click the browse button. After selecting a picture, click submit at the bottom. It may take a few moments for it to show up.

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WbotW- sit down. He's a Beatle, he can be the biggest prick in the world for all I care. He wrote Yesterday, she fucked Arabs for money.

I really hate this cow. She is a lunatic and I thought we shipped her off to America? Why is she still talking to the press? Just craw back under your rock and never talk to any press again you useless piece of trash.. Ahhh I feel better now

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Whamo click browse then it should open all your pics and you can click on one to select then hit upload

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