Tuesday, July 21st 2009
The Worst Ending Ever Might Also Be The Greatest
SPOILER ALERT! This is the ending from a 1987 movie called Student Confidential which has been titled "THE WORST ENDING EVER." It co-stars Marlon Jackson, so you know it's good shit. In the clip, the battered dude in the turtleneck gives some short speech about "inordinate amounts of money" before taking Marlon's hands. Then they stare at each other for a really long time. Marlon just smiles while I think the other dude passes a really big kidney stone through his asshole. This is what most of my first dates look like.
And you can wait all you want, but Keyboard Cat is not showing up. There's some things that even he won't be a part of.
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OMG not for nothing but Marlon was a fine motherfucker!!!! I don't even want to know what the hell that movie is about. The shit looks just goddamn ridiculous...But Marlon looks good!!!
""Bolero'' with Bo Derek..worst movie
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
I think beard-guy has a speech impediment. Or perhaps he's had a stroke? Somefin wrong wif his mouf.
Worst ending ever is to this trash called Ben and Arthur, its soooooo awful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd7IuQeq75c&feature=channel_page
Uvy - LMAO... no shit.
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Marlon is looking TANGTASTIC in his first-gen Pearle Vision wire rims.
Didn't see it. I was too busy on here and ignoring my kids.
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Uvy... you are correct. That movie was completely pointless. My wife rented it. I wanted smack her momma in da mouf and bar-b-q her ass in molasses after watchin that.
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jack- Lars and the Real Girl?
M.E.- I loved Joe vs. the Volcano. But it was supremely bizarre and dippy.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
My favorite bad but still funny movie is "Over The Top" with Sylvester Stallone. He's trying to rebuild his life after his wife dies.....by arm wrestling.
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Migraine, I didn't see it in a theater, thankfully. But yeah, I demanded my money back after watching Joe vs the Volcano.
HORRIBLE movie.
M.E.
I was so pissed! I told that manager that I wasted 2.5 hours of my precious weekend and $9 of my hard earned dough. Mr. Sally was sooooo embarassed!
I can't remember the name but the movie where the guy carried the blow up doll around and acted like she was real... HOLY FUCK! I wanted to turn it off after 15 minutes but watched just to see if the shit got any better. BIG MISTAKE.
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Migraine - agreed! Vanilla Sky SUCKED fucking ASS!
My vote:
Vanilla Sky
I actually demanded the theatre manager give me my money back. And got it.
The Ring 2 and Blair Witch 2 made me feel like punching someone on the way out of the theater because both were so terrible.
the brothers grimm was a HORRIBLE movie all the way around...
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:06am.
Lady In The Water
Perfect Stranger
Number 23
No Country For Old Men
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NO!!!
"No Country For Old Men" had a fabulous ending. I love everything about that movie.
As for the others, didn't see them.
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Ehhh, I am on the fence with the ending to NCFOM. Somedays I'm clapping like a seal and others I'm wanting to take that air gun and blow a hole in the tube.
@ EventHorizon...I just thought the endings (if not the entire movies) were disappointing (if not down right stoopid).
Looks like Kevin James in a shoe polish beard. Also, omg y'all, there's an actress in the movie named Billy Jean Thomas, she must be the one the song's about! (expect to see some nut run w/this theory in 3...2...1)
Is that turtle neck dude David Guest before all the plastic surgeries?!
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Isnt this from the movie 'As gay as it gets"
Personally I m loving the never ending cut to each other feeling and smiling for like, ever.... and the low wash synth sounds put Georgio Moroder in a good mood every time
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
You could so easily use CGI to put the bearded dude in priestly garb, slap an altar boy robe on Jackson, but keep the creepy organ music. Ta Da! A PSA against touchy-feely holy rollers.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:06am.
Lady In The Water
Perfect Stranger
Number 23
No Country For Old Men
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NO!!!
"No Country For Old Men" had a fabulous ending. I love everything about that movie.
As for the others, didn't see them.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:06am.
Lady In The Water
Perfect Stranger
Number 23
No Country For Old Men
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Bad movies?
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...and then they start fucking one another's mouths.
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Lady In The Water
Perfect Stranger
Number 23
No Country For Old Men
definitely makes bagging groceries look like a career step up
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naylinpalin, I know! I remember that ending, and I kept hoping Audrey Hepburn would whack her husband in the head with that cane.
I'm sure the writers intended it to be something very moving, but it seemed like douchebag just was forcing this traumatized woman to follow his voice for the hell of it. Like one of those jerks who'd insist on a "PLEASE call 911" instead of "quick, call 911" if you ran in gushing blood from a major artery.
The guy looks like he's having tantric butt sex.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:56am.
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Yeah, it's all subjective....there are definitely movies I'd have placed higher or lower on the list.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:50am.
Top 100 Worst Movies in History (according to this site anyways):
http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/movie-pages/movie_worst.html
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I've seen 25 of the movies on this list and I have to say...some of em arent that bad.
Armageddon for example, I use to love that movie...I still love it and showgirls is just one of those movies that's so bad its good!
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lulz.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:50am.
Yah and remember his Hip Hop group, Organized Rhyme. I saw them get booed off stage at an all ages club in Ottawa called Off Limits(long time ago!) Good times! They were really nice guys though! They actually had a video on Much Music!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
That was..pretty damn bad and awkward. BUT what about the ending to Pay it Forward? i thought it was all cute and nice and then at the end WHAM the little boy, star of the show, gets run over by a car and dies!! Wtf?? Oh yeah sorry about the spoiler.
How did they not burst out laughing?????
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Top 100 Worst Movies in History (according to this site anyways):
http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/movie-pages/movie_worst.html
@CRAZY: remember Tom's sidekick, Glenn Humplik (yes, that was his real surname)? He and I worked at the same company and I wanted to use him as a speaker/in a vid for our grad hiring program but the higher-ups shot me down...wonder why... :)
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
That ending just left me wanting more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqGsxwQpa_g
Oh, and upon further inspection, Marlon's gay lovah is the illegitimate child of Piven and Silent Bob.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:46am.
*bumps shoulders with ISMU*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
*kicks Stoney in the nuts*
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm sorry but this doesn't even come close to as bad as the Worst Movie Ever Made: Cruel Intentions 2.
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Hahahaha! I love that movie! Starring a young Amy Adams in the Sarah Michelle Gellar role, too. Cruel Intentions 3 isn't as good, btw.
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Who can ever forget this excellent worst movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUDIhSHtQM&feature=PlayList&p=1F26AE341E...
*fist bumps CRAZY*
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Eh, Marlon is my favorite Jackson. I made a children's book for a biology project about a hermaphrodite cat that I named after him.
Incidentally, Marlon is also my favorite Wayans.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:40am.
I said I knew him BACK IN THE DAY stupid!
And no I don't gage my life's success by how many celebrities I had cocktails with! Do you suck their dicks too?
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm sorry but this doesn't even come close to as bad as the Worst Movie Ever Made: Cruel Intentions 2.
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The first one just came on TV last night and I must say I was not into Ryan Phillipe at all when that movie came out, but damn it if my panties didnt get a little wet re-watching that mess again last night....dude is HOT!
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LOL... Mornin, MR. Stoney. I on to you, brutha!
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