Jeffrey Donovan Has Good Lines
Jeffrey Donovan from USA's Burn Notice (and that "HE IS NOT MY SON" movie with St. Angie) was busted in Miami last week for driving with the drunks. The cops didn't have to work hard to catch Jeffrey. TMZ says that according to the police report, the arresting officer was sitting in his car when he heard a loud ass screech behind him. When he turned around, he saw Jeffrey's drunk ass swerving his car to avoid hitting the cop car. Jeffrey should've just jumped into the cops lap and held his hands out to be handcuffed. I mean, really...
When the cop approached Jeffrey's window, he immediately smell the sweet scent of life's nectar wafting out of Jeffrey's breathing area. Jeffrey told the cop, "Sorry, I didn't see the red light or your stopped car." When asked if he had anything to drink, Jeffrey answered, "I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau."
The cop gave him a sobriety test which Jeffrey failed with flying colors. After the cop delivered the news that he was about to go to the clink, Jeffrey said, "The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine." And he followed them gem up with another, "I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk." If I got a dildo for every time I said that last line before falling over, I'd be drowning in plastic dicks.
Jeffrey should've taken his LOL lines further. Dude should've told the cops that the truth is the wine bottle violated him by forcing its juices down his throat. And that he's happy the cop is there so that he can file a report against the wine bottle. Actually, I bet Kiefer Sutherland has already used that excuse....
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This guy Donovan was in Deliverance, too, right?
I mean, in what universe is he considered cute?
Must have really good lighting and makeup on television for this fiction to work..
GET A DRIVER.
At least he admitted that they were his pants.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Drunk or sober, this dude has major homicidal eyes. He creeps me the fuck out.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
He should have known better.
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When he smiles he reminds me of the guy from the Enzyte commercial but here he looks kinda "special."
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"So you finally sold your soul to the devil. I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
At least he didn't pull a Dante Stallworth and kill anyone.
There's something sexy about him on his show but something is off in the face.
Oh, and DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, ass.
Bad guy!
"I WANT*bonychestthump* MY!*bonychestthump* SON*bonychestWHACK*!!!"
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I heard that he's one of the highest-paid dudes on cable tv. You would think this tard could afford to pay a cabbie. That being said, the comments he made to the po-po are hilarious. "Sorry I didn't see the red light. Or your car."
wow. what makeup and an expensive suit (and sobriety) will actually do for someone...
wow. i'm just reading a book about andrew cunanan and he ended up (at the end, i mean) very near the fontainbleu. hmmm. just sayin'!
one wine and three brandys could be very tame for miami. when will celebs learn to take taxis or hire cars? seriously.
Celebs have money. Why don't they just call a fucking cab when they're shit-faced?
It's hard sometimes to get keys away from drunks...he has to learn the hard way...idiot.
I knew someone that kept a bicycle in his van to ride home in case he got too drunk.
Submitted by whynot7 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:36pm.
who ever wrote the Donanvan story must be gay b/c of the dick comment. Don't understand that one. He is a celeb, a fine some community service and a slap on the ass for the dick comment guy.
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My best friend LOVES JD. She was shocked. I'll say I was too. But who hasn't driven after a couple when they weren't supposed to? I'm not saying it's right, but most everyone has done it at some point.
Celebs have money. Why don't they just call a fucking cab when they're shit-faced?
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"he immediately smell the sweet scent of life's nectar wafting out of Jeffrey's breathing area."
HAHAHAHA!
"I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk."
I thought this guy was hot before, but now I think I love this guy. Too fucking funny.
Eck! He's a miserable actor! No surprise he is a miserable drunk!!!
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Take your thong and lay it butt up...
He posted a profile on a dating site --sugarscupid. c o m--- . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Eeeek ! More like the mug shot of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Submitted by Travis Noodle on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:27pm.
That's too bad that he was arrested. Hopefully he will get a good lawyer and have the charges dismissed.
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Yeah, because popping a few Benadryl capsules along with a nice helping of Jesus Juice, and then getting behind the wheel of a car, is no biggie, right, Travis NoodleBrains?
Fuck off, idiot.
He doesn't look drunk in that picture to me or maybe he's just so freaking gorgeous that he can pull anything off.
That's too bad that he was arrested. Hopefully he will get a good lawyer and have the charges dismissed.
He doesn't look drunk in that picture to me or maybe he's just so freaking gorgeous that he can pull anything off.
That's too bad that he was arrested. Hopefully he will get a good lawyer and have the charges dismissed.
His OCD let him have an even number glasses of wine?! WTF?
Submitted by Bruiser on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:16pm.
This man should seek Jesus. The devil is in every bottle.
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Are you kidding??? WTF??
Many lives are lost because of drunk driving. This man should seek Jesus. The devil is in every bottle.
Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:44pm.
Hold up...Dude was DRINKING Benadryl?
Awesome, pure awesomeness...Anyone amember "Roboing" back in the day? Yeah, lil' snots usta drink Robatussin to get high when them underaged bastids was kids and couldn't get they lil' mits on no hooch or ganja...
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Ahahahahahahaha! Now it's ALL about the Benedryl...
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Hmmm, I wish he'd called ME for a ride home....JD is yummy!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:44pm.
Hold up...Dude was DRINKING Benadryl?
Awesome, pure awesomeness...Anyone amember "Roboing" back in the day? Yeah, lil' snots usta drink Robatussin to get high when them underaged bastids was kids and couldn't get they lil' mits on no hooch or ganja...
And let's get a shout out for Vicks Formula 44.
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"So you finally sold your soul to the devil. I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
who ever wrote the Donanvan story must be gay b/c of the dick comment. Don't understand that one. He is a celeb, a fine some community service and a slap on the ass for the dick comment guy
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:57pm.
I have no clue who this drunkard is but he has a serious serial killer face. He's fugly.
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He may be a lot of things but I don't think fugly is one. He cleans up nice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHcuj0kiow
Burn Notice is the shiz. That is all.
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Submitted by gnarlyone on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:43pm.
Jeffery is a good guy....I had fun working with him on
"Burn Notice"...he's even on my reel....but better to use
claritin than benadryl....less drowsiness
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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Oh, how cute! A Z-list actor name-dropping an F-list actor on Dlisted!
Hold up...Dude was DRINKING Benadryl?
Awesome, pure awesomeness...Anyone amember "Roboing" back in the day? Yeah, lil' snots usta drink Robatussin to get high when them underaged bastids was kids and couldn't get they lil' mits on no hooch or ganja...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jeffery is a good guy....I had fun working with him on
"Burn Notice"...he's even on my reel....but better to use
claritin than benadryl....less drowsiness
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
A Canuck snowboarder avoided punishment and loss of his Olympic gold medal by claiming the THC in his system was only second-hand smoke. A French tennis pro just avoided a doping charge by saying the coke in his system was from making out with a girl he'd just met in a Miami club.
Here's the snowboard story:
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night hos
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:55pm.
He forgot THOSE ARE NOT MY PANTS!
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Ha ha ha! Let's not for that excuse worked for BLOWhan!
the black guy did it
no, driving drunk is for retards, i only learned how to drive recently and everytime I get in that car I think, normally you can't kill anyone by being stupid but once you get in this piece of shit machine you can easily ruin your life and innocent people's lives.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:44pm.
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You're right! As in John-boy?
Joe, where's Sheeps been?
Sorry, islandgirl. You got there before me.
Anydrunkasaskunk, homegirl should try here before his next drunky outing:
http://madtbone.tripod.com/
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Did he throw SUGAR TITS in there somewhere? The classic come-on line of all celebrites with the drunks?
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I have no clue who this drunkard is but he has a serious serial killer face. He's fugly.
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No, this is so sad. *sigh* I love this man.
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Oh come on. There's a short straw (oh hell,maybe a long one) between most of us and this twit.
He's on TV and he got caught. We aren't and we didn't.
How many of you have done the One Eye'd Jack? (Cept you, MK, cause you're in NYC where we walk of HAVE to take a cab).
Only diff between me and Mr Burn something is that my (souldn't have been repeated, btw) stupid drunk declarations are that MINE would have had more ingenuity. Far more.
Have these people never heard of cabs?
I do my drinking at home or at friend's houses. If I'm loaded, I ain't going nowhere. I can't afford that DUI fine, and I prefer to sleep in my own bed and not the County lock-up.
He forgot THOSE ARE NOT MY PANTS!
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Why can't these people hire someone to drive them when they know they're going to be drinking???...I just don't get it???
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:44pm.
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You're right! As in John-boy?
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'It was a dark and stormy night and I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau.'
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I've never seen this fucker, but something about his face screams "Walton" to me.