Monday, July 20th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Guess who's stomach looks like it's barfing on itself? - Hollywood Rag
Whitney Port looks like she's got a merkin in her briefs (and her top too) - Egotastic!
Avril Lavigne needs a Sharpie - Hollywood Tuna
Russell Brand needs new leggings - Lainey Gossip
The tagline on Jakey's Prince of Persia poster should read: "Git It, Gurrrl!" - Towleroad
Oh, Simon, she's only using you for your fur chest pies - Popsugar
The "gay twink Emo" hair is not for Ciara - Just Jared
Annalynne McCord’s bikini must be permanently attached to her skin (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
When Rick Astley met Nirvana - Cityrag
Ashton Kutcher almost died. And not because Twitter went down for a few seconds - Celebslam
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Lisa Rhinna has had babies, that is why her stomach looks like that. I have extra skin too from being pregnant. That being said, I do not know why she does not wear a super hot one piece bathing suit. They are hard to find, but they are out there.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Oh, RiRi!
Your lips are tight, but you neglect your midsection?
Tsk tsk tsk!
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
Ciara's beautiful. I think she wears short hair well.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
"almost died" is not good enough.
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:20pm.
That's Lisa Rhina??? (the link to the other site is not working for me right now) I could have sworn it was Tara Reid!
What in the hell is wrong with a sexy one-piece suit? They do make them and then the public would not have to be grossed out when these lipo-whores go to the beach!
Yes! I've seen a lot of sexy looking women in one-piece suits.
Submitted by Rainbow Spite on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:27pm.
I would so love to post pictures of you assholes in your bikinis. I could spend HOOOURS writing a thesis about how you should all be banned from the beach forever and thrown into prison if you're ever caught in a two-piece.
Lisa makes her living off her looks and crowed about her Playboy spread. That's what she does in life. She also called the paps to photograph her and the fams on the beach. As Get Serious and others said, it's plain her Playboy shots were wildly Photoshopped.
Step OFF, MK and Hollywood Rag! I have gained newfound respect for lisa. She obviously has not had plastic surgery on her stomach and it looks natural and still ok. Believe me, I call mine "the horror, the horror," a la kurtz in "heart of darkness." I too had two kids.
yes, it's not perfect. so f'ing what?! and another thing, celebs need to stop fixing their teeth! when everyone has caps, it's too weird.
over and out.
I give her points for being in great shape for 46.I'd even hit it if I was the poolboy/personal trainer/cable dude.Still...that's not a broad daylight kinda' thing.The stem cell doc who fixes that & stretch marks is gonna be a billionaire.
Lisa needs to one piece that thang.
It's stretched abdominal skin that results from pregnancy, HELLO! She looks hot - the woman is 45 and has a body like that - she looks amazing.
Lisa....Lisa...Lisa...Is that an Ed Hardy bikini? That's fucked up enough!
Brand? Fack off! You aren't funny or attractive. Ta-ta....
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Take your thong and lay it butt up...
Get this picture off of this site! That mess of a deflated vacuum bag makes ME want to part the folds and puke inside that leather pouch of an emptied out piss sack.
sick sick sick
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:03pm.
Meh, it ain't like you can't find other wackin' material...Whatchu bitchin' 'bout?
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I don't want to unwittingly pay for a subscription to Granny Snatch Monthly.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!.---sugarscupid. c o m-----, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:03pm.
Meh, it ain't like you can't find other wackin' material...Whatchu bitchin' 'bout?
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I don't want to unwittingly pay for a subscription to Granny Snatch Monthly.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:47pm.
I'm sure your hand could use the break....no?
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Pff....I've yanked it once maybe twice to a Playboy in the last 5 or 6 years. The magazine sucks and its articles are too long.
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Meh, it ain't like you can't find other wackin' material...Whatchu bitchin' 'bout?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:47pm.
I'm sure your hand could use the break....no?
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Pff....I've yanked it once maybe twice to a Playboy in the last 5 or 6 years. The magazine sucks and its articles are too long.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:41pm.
As a Playboy subscriber, I gotta say....the body sure does take a sharp turn between the age of 45 and a half....and 46.
Seriously though, as a Playboy subscriber, this and the 50 year old Carol Alt spread, the the millionth Carmen Electra spread, and I'm sure another Pamelold Asshiterson spread will be coming soon....is the reason I won't ever waste another dollar on that piece of crap magazine.
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I'm sure your hand could use the break....no?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
As a Playboy subscriber, I gotta say....the body sure does take a sharp turn between the age of 45 and a half....and 46.
Seriously though, as a Playboy subscriber, this and the 50 year old Carol Alt spread, the the millionth Carmen Electra spread, and I'm sure another Pamelold Asshiterson spread will be coming soon....is the reason I won't ever waste another dollar on that piece of crap magazine.
@z-listed: I'm thinking these photos actually gave that website more hits than it can handle, since it took me forever to load them. It is indeed Lisa Rhina.
@ whoever said that people criticizing Rhina's figure are fat, jealous, internetz bastards, please.
I'm sure some are, some aren't, but why the fuck do you care?
Got nothing better to do either than pop up in some random celebrity blog comment area and tell people to get a life? Guess what, loser? You're the one who needs to get a life.
That said, I'm entertaining some fuckers here tonight. It's mostly family and shit, so I better go see if people need anything and be a good lil hostess.
Be back ina few, hors ;)
Chungking - Voodoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wote2XlvYeU, 'cause some of you hors need to be introduced to some decent music from time to time~
That's Lisa Rhina??? (the link to the other site is not working for me right now) I could have sworn it was Tara Reid!
What in the hell is wrong with a sexy one-piece suit? They do make them and then the public would not have to be grossed out when these lipo-whores go to the beach!
Had I an abdomen like this, I would only bare it during sexy times, in the dark, or under favorable light.
Props to her for not being self-conscious, I guess? YES, KUDAWS, Lisa Rhina!
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Chungking - Voodoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wote2XlvYeU, 'cause some of you hors need to be introduced to some decent music from time to time~
It's really the print of her bathing suit that's annoying the crap out of me.
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I would so love to post pictures of you assholes in your bikinis. I could spend HOOOURS writing a thesis about how you should all be banned from the beach forever and thrown into prison if you're ever caught in a two-piece.
Gezus, Lisa Rhina needs to NOT wear a belly baring bathing suit. That's just nasty. If you've got a belly as disguting as that, and you wear a bikini, you DO open yourself up to ridicule. And isn't that her little snatchie squirrel trying to fight it's way out of her bikini bottoms?
Pretty obvious her playboy spread was ALL photoshopped.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
If you are a celebrity or anyone with that kind of tummy and you wear a bikini in public showing it off to the world, then you set yourself up for ridicule.
OMG, she has a nasty looking stomach...she deserves to die right? You fat loads are so amusing with your bikini talk. It's the same fucking shit in every bikini post: a bunch of bitter housewives and myriad other nasty bitches telling people they aren't allowed to wear a bikini. Soon when she gets a botched tummy tuck in response to this, you'll be bitching about how she should wear a one-piece because she doesn't have a belly button anymore.
Yeah, I love how you take something that's just dumb luck, like having a tight belly after 2 kids, and turn it into regular peoples' failure. Fuck you. You know that's not the norm and that it isn't a character flaw if everyone else doesn't have the same experience.
Didn't they use to call C-sections a "bikini cut"? Most of the C-sections I've seen would peek out of a 1960s two-piece, let alone a modern bikini.
Avril Lavigne is butt fucking ugly.
Annalynn McCord is butt fucking uglier. Can't stand either one of these twats.
Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:13pm.
Thats not what she looked like in the last picture I saw of her on another site. Shes got a six pack.
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that's not her belly, y'all!!!!!!
that's the work of some computer geek who fears real pussy.
please.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 4:32pm.
That's what your belly is supposed to look like after pregnancies
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Says who? I have 2 kids two years apart, gained 50 lbs with both and my stomach doesn't look like this, thank god. I surprised she left her stomach like that.
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Amen! I had 2 kids a year apart and my stomach doesn't look like that! I'm not even going to rag on her for her stomach, it is what it is and I don't advocate extra surgery, but WHY would you want to show that off? If that were me with a good shape but weird stomach skin, I'd find a cute one piece.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:04pm.
Y'all are just dicks. Geez. So she has some stomach skin, so the fuck what. She's obviously in shape. So she has some lose skin...most women don't come close to looking this good.
Idiots.
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Submitted by hambletta on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:52pm.
Mine didn't either, but I held my mouse over and it says Lisa Rinna. I am personally glad it didn't work because I cannot STAND that bitch's roid lips!! Now I know her fucking stomach matches!
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That Rick Astley/Nirvana thing is hysterical!
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the "guess whose stomach" won't load on my PC. my antivirus must have an anti-yuk attached to it.
is it sylvester stallon? it's pretty fuggin' mingin', whoeveritis.
even dolls get cold in winter
that rick astley vs nirvana is better than both of the originals.
even dolls get cold in winter
Thats not what she looked like in the last picture I saw of her on another site. Shes got a six pack.
Y'all are just dicks. Geez. So she has some stomach skin, so the fuck what. She's obviously in shape. So she has some lose skin...most women don't come close to looking this good.
Idiots.
When your stomach looks like Michael Jacksons face it's time to cover up...your bikini days are over.
Russell Brand is hot shit.....lurve him (whether he dresses like a teenage girl or not :))
Does Lisa Rinna not own a mirror? Why doesn't she just buy a sexy one-piece? The high thighs on some suits would make her legs look fabulous, and she could hide her wonky tummy and still look good.
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Ciara's hair is beyond cute!
Im getting my hair did next week and I think I might be sporting that due by the start of August...loves it!
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That's what your belly is supposed to look like after pregnancies
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Says who? I have 2 kids two years apart, gained 50 lbs with both and my stomach doesn't look like this, thank god. I surprised she left her stomach like that.
i call photoshop on that belly.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
That's what your belly is supposed to look like after pregnancies. Maybe she opted to keep it real, since her facial work hasn't turned out so well.
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Hollywood rag is on the rag
For all the plastic surgery she's had, you would think a tummy tuck wouldn't be a far leap.
That being said, for someone who has had two kids, she's in fantastic shape and that's what her skin should look like from the stretching.