Girl Talk
At yesterday's Galaxy vs. Milan game in Los Angeles, Posh Beckham and Tommy Girl caught up about fashion, boys, the history of Euro Pop, thetans and gag reflex. Tommy wishes he had a weak gag reflex and Posh wishes she had a strong one. If only they could switch.
During the game, Becks kind of got into it with a bunch of H8RS who kept heckling his ass. Becks skipped over there, pointed his finger at them and nicknamed them "The Riot Squad." I doubt "The Riot Squad" went caca times in their panties out of fear. I mean, Becks' "castrated mouse on helium" voice is hardly threatening.
What Becks should've done is put his peen lips together and whistled for Tommy Girl. Tommy would've sashayed down there, flipped his bangs and challenged The Riot Squad to a Single Ladies dance-off! Game over.
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Its so OBVIOUS that Tommy is fucking David while Posh watches the kids. But you also have to remember that Posh is a Pop Star and being Bi or Gay is no big deal. She's going to watch or Participate its her husband she don't care and she don't need him. Whether David take it up the ass and/or Tom Take it up the ass its all in good fun. When Tom comes out of the closet well your guess is as good as mine he's still making money so when he's loses money and loses popularity he'll come out for all the bad publicity and those rumors of him being a hustler in West Hollywood will actually be true. Back in the 80's thats how he made a living.
He posted a profile on a dating site ----sugarscupid. c o m----- . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Poor Isabella. Not only is she denied her mother, but Tom has to stage a most-fashionable-person-speaking-to-my-acne-afflictd-daughter moment for the cameras. Turd.
Oh Becks, you silly boy! No one wants to see you do soccer anymore. We just want you lay on the field in only your Armani underpanties and pose. Be sure to stick a second ball of rolled up socks into the crotch area, so those of us in the cheap seats can see your manly bulge. OK? Thanks hon!
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tommy's fringe looks shittier than an overflow constipated arse. who's your stylist, girl?
even dolls get cold in winter
Posh doesn't look right. It almost looks like a real burn.
Sluts, everyone else seems to have long sleeves too. She's the only one in skimpy attire.
I like her though and she has adorable boys.
Tom's adopted daugther looks like him.
Posh probably needs to lay off the tanning. I thought she was Halle Berry at first.
I don't understand why Tommy Girl wears sweaters in the middle of July...fyi Tommy you were sweating like a pig on steroids at Pizza Face's star on the Walk of Fame, will you ever learn..it was like 10zillion degrees out this past weekend...and Posh looks like a deep fried piece of worn out french fry...yechh to both of thos tards...
Whenever Tommy is at a sports event he's very "intent" on paying too much attention to it. "I'm sooo into this!" Sure.
Becks wanted to play for a real team (no offence but LA Galaxy isn't) to be in with a chance to go to the World Cup. Thing is, 2 years ago Victoria demanded they'd move to LA so she could further her career. Bitch has never realised that the talent in that marriage is not with her but with him. Now he regrets it but Galaxy refused to release him from his contract. Insane. he has a few more years in him at the top. Now he is stuck. And Posh we all know you want that Vogue cover but that shade of orange ain't gonna make that happen. You cannot take the chav out of the girl. And Take That are HUGE again in Europe. Nice guys. Wonder what a nice guy like Barlow was doing there with all those idiots.
MK your last paragraph made my day
Not to mention crying about the "level of play" is "lower" in the States. His words. He wants to play in Europe. He had to have known that coming into this. The United States is not Europe. Yet comes back to LA and acts like the team is nothing without him. Reality is he does not want to play in LA, he is old now(for the sport), yet he still wants the checks. Crybaby.
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It be good and I uze wiki a lot, but I remembered Barlow. I use to watch for the Take That video on VH1 because 1) I liked the song a lot and 2) I thought Barlow was cute a lot. So Help Me Girl was a country hit before he recorded it and I already liked that song.
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Maybe Becks wouldn't get heckled if the diva didn't insist on being team captain and installing all his people in the Galaxy organization only to go on and do nothing for the team. That includes refusing to pick up the check when the Galaxy pays him millions and some of his teammates make less than $50K, the cheap bastard.
"Castrated mouse on helium voice" is right. And well put might I add.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, I know who Gary Barlow is. He was in Take That with Robbie Williams. U.S. Hit was "Back for Good". Big across the pond. Had a minor solo hit in US with "So Help Me Girl". Seems like a nice guy.
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Hi C word... I thought maybe he jumped on the plastic surgery/botox bandwagon? Either that or Tommy's Thetan cooties rubbed off on him.
My fave Paul Young song....
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Hi - I don't think it is but pretty damn close....good eye.
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The beef with Becks is that he is the highest paid member of the team while some of them only reportedly get $30,000 per season.
He doesn't even pick up the freaking tab when the team goes out to eat.
Is that Paul Young in the 7th thumb?
Um, I know who Gary Barlow is. He was in Take That with Robbie Williams. U.S. Hit was "Back for Good". Big across the pond. Had a minor solo hit in US with "So Help Me Girl". Seems like a nice guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ZxuHi5xN0
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Submitted by garybarlowlover on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:11pm.
Uhm HULLO!!! how could you not mention that GARY BARLOW is at the game too -- he's staring you right in the face in the last picture.
He's in one of the most famous bands in Europe -- Take That -- and you don't say anything.
I love him!!!! and I was sooo happy to see him caught in that picture -- bless.
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Who the fuck is Gary Barlow?
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Tommy: So, Vicky--can I call you Vicky?--I am sort of a big deal in Scientology. I can get you audited and you can become a clear just like that! *snaps fingers* Get those nasty thetans right out of you? Whaddya say?
Posh: *cold stare* No, you may not call me Vicky. It's Vik-TOR-ya. And I NEED these thetans, you imbecile, they eat all the calories I take in! How else do you think I stay this skeletal and remain upright? TROGLODYTE!!
*moves away in a huff*
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garybarlowlover LOL because we have no idea who he is? LOL
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:13pm.
eBay!
The guy in the 9th thumb looks like, "Are there any bullets in that gun? Just give me a pop to the head."
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What Becks should've done is put his peen lips together and whistled for Tommy Girl.
LMAO MK, you're killing me today!
Becks needs to talk to anybody who's ever played in Philly about being heckled. Hell, none of those guys were making a quarter of what Becks pulls in.
It's nice to see Posh smiling for a change.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Oooh sluts, my mom was going through some of dads stuff and found personal correspondence from Hubbard.
Both of us immediately thought "wonder what it is worth"
Mercenary bitches do not fall far from the tree.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:09pm.
My bad! Games that end in a 0-0 tie, gotta love that? It's why we Americans embrace it so!
Uhm HULLO!!! how could you not mention that GARY BARLOW is at the game too -- he's staring you right in the face in the last picture.
He's in one of the most famous bands in Europe -- Take That -- and you don't say anything.
I love him!!!! and I was sooo happy to see him caught in that picture -- bless.
Is Tommy Girl flashing his Scientology ring to the camera?
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:08pm.
Reeter- I am good at visuals! Check out my post in John Mayer/Simpson post. Haha!
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I don't understand what the beef is with Becks?
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Got to love it. This guy does not even want to play anymore. The fans have the right idea. LA is over it.
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This just proves soccer is for fags.
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:58pm.
Why is Tom wearing a t-shirt and sweater when Posh has on a strapless dress? Was he cold?
Needed the sweater to hide his girdle.
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Poor Tom. He is slipping further and further into mediocrity, while Posh keeps looking stick figure fabulous!
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:00pm.
Dallas- He was probably trying to minimize the erectsness of his nipples whenm Becks took to the field. He didn't want anyone to notice
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Dallas- He was probably trying to minimize the erectsness of his nipples whenm Becks took to the field. He didn't want anyone to notice.
Why is Tom wearing a t-shirt and sweater when Posh has on a strapless dress? Was he cold?
Becks needs to give it up already. His soccer career is OVAH. His real talent is looking purdy for the cameras.
In the 12th Thumbnail, Tommy looks like Maria Shriver!
LMAO, girl talk.
How come Cruises adopted kids always look unhappy?
Jesus Christ, Becks is such a fucking homo. Can't take a little heat from the fans? No wonder Tommy boy is so turned on by him, with the lunging at the fans, he's inching his way out of the closet.
I can't wait til that douchebag's career is done. He's not at all hot with that fucking Minnie Mouse voice. And he's dumb as a box of rocks.
Hey, isn't Tommy in love with Will Smith? He needs to make up his mind! Typical girl!
I know nothing about sports, but feel kinda sowy for Becks and his little muppet voice.
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