Monday, July 20th 2009
Morning Wood
It's a good thing Peter Andre didn't fall on his mug or Harvey would've gone completely hoarse from laughing so hard at it - Holy Moly!
And all Latina women think all David Arquettes are dumb fucks. I asked them all and that's what they said - Celebitchy
Robert Downey Jr. is horny - I'm Not Obsessed
Marion Ross' wig game is still on point - SOW
Christina Milian to become Mrs. The Dream, which sounds like a nightmare to me - Popeater
Fuggie Fug came untucked. Bitch is kind of hung - Socialite Life
The police better expect to get thousands of "bomb scare" calls from people who have just seen The Ugly Truth - ICYDK
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I was hoping someone would dig up that clip! She's just an idiot.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
David Arquette who? That guy who did that wack high school movie, "Scream," 15 yrs. ago is still around?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Peter Andre and Lil' Kim really should make a record together. Really.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
My guess is Fergie is sneaking in a bag of weed.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Awww, David's just pissed because he was ratted out to CourtCourt for trying to squeeze into one of CoCo's tutus again.
Weak game of shoot the messenger, David. I'll bet Coco's friend's mother has a better job than you do, Twinkle Toes.
Take your thumb out of your mouth now, and put your big boy pants on. There there, it's not so bad, is it?
Oh, Courtney hid your propeller hat?
Well boofuckinghoo.
I met Fuggie fug once I made the mistake of telling her I thought she was "cool' what a fucking loser I am.....Bitch gave me the fucking supermarket sweep snake eye once over and I wished I HAD said ...."let me tell you your fortune,cunt, In 18months time you will piss your pants on stage and everyone will think you and yr incontinent piss flaps will be forever blowing in the wind" I sure told her...in my head.
Bitch
I still thought she done a good show tho.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
what the hell is RDJ waring???????? And the Matchy wifey!!!?????
ARGGHHGHGHHHHH
Ruin my day....I love you Rob but not in that outfit
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
David Arquette should be cut a little slack, however Bitches do carry box cutters, so I get scared once in a while especially by temperamental latinas (this could include any thing from Italy and west in europe. Watch your back around the help from now on David. Cholas never forget.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Okay, I am not sure what exactly Fergie is grabbing, but I can't hate on her. Pee Pants and all. I like the reforemed meth whore and her music. I know, I suck, but I have to be honest, her music isn't bad to dance to and I don't mind the BEP either, especially since their Mgr. gave Perez a Black Eyed eye.
Fergie has just proved that she is not all woman. That's fucking gross.
I'll end up seeing Iron Man 2 no matter what, but every news item I see on it makes it look worse and worse. First, there seems to be too many characters, which reminds me of Spiderman 3. Then the replacement of Emily Blunt. Then the cringe-worthy pictures of ScarJo with her Raggedy Ann wig. RDJ is very funny in his interviews, though, so I'm hoping the "horny" thing is a joke. So far it looks more campy than sexy.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
OMG, Fergie - ewwwwwwwww!
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
Submitted by kacky on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:06pm.
At least we know he's really singing. That was a nice save, I thought.
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True, that. Unlike Beyonce, whose phenomenal pop powers allow her to continue singing even while performing one of the best pratfalls onstage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDw_3bl4r8U
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Bottom-feeder.
At least we know he's really singing. Not well, but that's how he sings. That was a nice save, I thought.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:50am.
RDJ just screams hot in the sack.
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I watched Chaplin this weekend, MAJOR turn-on, RDJ can't stop doing the "perky arse" pose of his though all the movie, what a tease!
Fergie's got some ugly knees
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I can't fuckin stand RDJ. He always annoyed the shit out and I DO NOT see the "hot".
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Fuck you David Yates.
@Plecostomus: love the avie! ~ add a thin headband across the forehead and you get Tammie from Ru Paul's Drag race. Trust.
Why the HELL would a grown-ass woman go out wearing the outfit Fergie has on? That would barely be cute on a ten year old. People just don't care in this country how they look.
RDJ just screams hot in the sack.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:40am.
Plecostomus- I thought that was Neil Patrick Harris in drag. Haha!
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Heheh someone else (I forgot) said it looked like Marlon Brando in drag!
OnT: I knew Peter Andre was a singer way back when. He struck me as a buff, more het MJ in his "Mysterious Girl" video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGZ6gmoMxEw
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:34am.
LOL that's hilarious but I still miss the crazy stand up hair lady.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm her-a grainy!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:37am.
I didn't know Peter Andre was a singer.
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Never head the smash hit 'Mysterious Girl'??
Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3qYSgjv7c4
Love the 90's hair style.......
Peter is soooooooo talented. Heeeheeeeeeeheeee. I predict he will outshine Katie in the long run. Maybe he already has.
;D
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I make you silky smooth....
Stoney?!?
You here my little sweet tart?
I have known some very mild-mannered Latina girls, so I disagree with David Arquette's comment. However...if I had to fight a crazy bitch, and I could choose between a crazy white chick, crazy black chick, crazy Asian chick, and crazy Latina chick, well...the crazy Latina chick would be my last choice, let's just put it that way.
Plecostomus- I thought that was Neil Patrick Harris in drag. Haha!
I didn't know Peter Andre had something he could do. I thought he was just there. I'll be damned ... the things a ho learns on dlisted ....
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I didn't know Peter Andre was a singer.
I'll let all you bitches know in OP about the fuckery that occured this weekend.
@Stoney
It's Daniel Radcliffe showing HoHan how Marilyn is done.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm having a really hard time with Pleco's avie.
*squints*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:22am.
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A five dollar foot long...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.E.,
????????? Copy.
Roger.
"The Ugly Truth" should bomb, and it ain't nuthin' to be scared about.
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Chyna Clit!!!
Chyna Clit!!!
So big it deserved mentioning twice.
Uvula and M.E.
OK hunnies, I'll be waiting.
You'd think as long as Ms. Milian has been fucking for beats she'd have a hit album by now.
She needs to up her ho game and take it to the next level.
And bring Kelis with her!
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@ M.E.
you're not missing much today...Not MK's fault, just no one is doing anything interesting yet today.
Where is a good "mah pussay's a-hangin out" or "BLAAAAKKKEEE" type moment dammit?!
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Migraine - Give me 5 minutes and then check your email.
I had no clue that idiot could sing... then again, he doesn't, not really.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Migraine- I'll email you and save the general for Open Post.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Fergie's just holding in her pee.
Leave Petey alone, he's going thru a hard time!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Christina Milian Engaged to The-Dream*** Raul hopes that one day he can achive a level of douchery were he can call himself " The-________!
M.E.
I am still reeling over your fb announcement of your burglary. What complete and utter fuckery!
More than a maxi-pad. Methinks Fergie's got a whole shuttle launch pad and that's how she adjusts the flaps for take-off.
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Bottom-feeder.