Lil' Kim Sings?!
At Nelson Mandela's birfday concert in NYC this past weekend, Cyndi Lauper and Lil' Kim sang "Time After Time" together. Maybe I blocked it out, but I don't think I've ever heard Lil' Kim sing live before and now I know why. I'm thinking the overgrown pube bush on Cyndi Lauper's hair might have sucked all the moisture out of Lil Kim's voice, because homegirl sounds dry. Throw a Gatorade on her throat! Lil Kim' also sounds like the prison warden made her run 100 laps before the concert.
Let this be a lesson, don't let a train get ran on you before performances. Wait until after!
And is it just me, or does Kim sort of looks like the toddler version of Katie Price? I see what Kim's doing. If she looks just like Katie Price, maybe she'll get Harvey to come over to her side. Good play.
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Nelson Mandela is gay? Having Cyndi Lauper sing at your birthday party for a straight male must be as thrilling as opening a Judy Garland box set.
Lil Kim this was something that could have made you Big and you blew it. It was a Job a Gig working with a LEGEND. This is why I disagree with affirmitive action you get shit like this. You were posing with Cindi and your tit almost popped out WTF was that. Did you think acting like Janet Jackson with a wordrobe malfunction would cover up your lame ass performance. Please do everyone a courtisy and practice for these occasions. You're infront of the cameras millions of people are watching if you practice reherse whatever this would never happen.
Cindi I love you but what the hell was that singing with you. It sounded like she was sitting on a vibrater. Come on Kim get off the coke baby you're singing with Rock legands. Even Britney wasn't that bad and we all saw her pull through if she can you can.
Cyndi Lauper looks fucking amazing! And she's 55 years old! Wow.
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Oh no! I couldn't listen to it, my dog started howling and holding her ears!
Cyndi is 5 years older than Madonna and she looks fantastic - Lil Kim looks so much better with the makeup toned down and getting rid of the really trashy outfits - I didn't want to spoil the positive note I was having from these pics to listen to the duet - judging from the comments I'm kinda glad -
i think this is the most normal i've seen Kim in years
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My friggin ears, sweet jesus.
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I'm gonna go out on a very long limb and say:
It was Lil's first time singing in public, it was live, she was no doubt very nervous, and she was in front of a huge crowd and next to a music legend, which must have added even more nerves to the situation.
Considering all of this, I kinda think it wasn't that bad! If she goes into the safety of a studio, where she'd be more relaxed and calm, I think she could surprise us all with some decent music.
It would be interesting to see her go in this new direction.
OK, OK, let the insults ensue...
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Lets just hope Nelson is hard of hearing at his age.
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this is how you sound after you make a sprite can disappear in your throat....time after time
and talk about someone who truly despises themselves. so sad.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:39am.
Wow, Lauper looks PISSED and/or highly irritated in all of the thumbnails. Something was not going her way that day.
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She does look ticked off about something - maybe having to sing with Lil Kim?? : ) How have you been madam s? I haven't seen you in a while!
That's the best they could do for Nelson Mandela? Geezus.
I love Cyndi, but what does Lil Kim DO anyway? What is her actual talent supposed to be? except for breast exposure
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:58am.
Lil Kim's face looks like a guitar pick ...thumbnail#8
LOL! It does! Cyndi is flawless. L'il Kim could open cans with that chin.
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No matter. I love Cyndi Lauper!
lil'Kim hasn't look like a normal person for decades now....she looks almost human here so I'll give her that...Cindy is da shiz....
Lil Kim's face looks like a guitar pick ...thumbnail#8
Mandela survived 25 years in prison, so I'm sure he can handle this shit. But that bitch deserves a hammer on her head.
You should have titled this "Lil Kim Ruins Time after Time". Argh.. that screeching, my ears.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:26am.
Cyndi Lauper should have reached all the way back to 1986
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All she had to do was reach over and make macramé out of Lil Kim's vocal cords.
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Bottom-feeder.
Cyndi Lauper should have reached all the way back to 1986 - when music was really music and Lil' Kim was completely irrelevant -
and slapped the hot ass mess outta her over-Barbie'd face.
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I am so glad I didn't click play....reading them comments helped!
Orgasms are blind? Looks like Lil Kim did a "favor" for Lauper and Lauper returned the favor.
BOOOOOOOO
Madame S - Cyndi looks pissed cuz she knows Lil Kim will fuck her great song up. How does Lil Kim have the NERVE butcher a song rite there in front of Cyndi. I would be angry if I was Cyndi too.
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Wow, Lauper looks PISSED and/or highly irritated in all of the thumbnails. Something was not going her way that day.
Kim looks like Katie Price in last thumbnail.
Can't hear her coughing up a song at work...must wait to hear this at home :D
Okay, but is Lil' Kim singing under water or what?
will the real lil kim please stand up:
http://8millionstories.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mugshot__lil-kim1.jpg
damn, i had no idea lil kim couldnt sing.
Lil Kim fixed her face! Right?
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O/T - that was fucking horrible!
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That was the worst singing performance I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.
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Second I'm still hungover, so please Patience
and third I guess I'm better off with no video uh?
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was cindy just rapping there...?
That sucked hardcore. Ugh!
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Had to turn it off as soon as that LK b!tch openned her trap - such a shame, b/c I lurve Cindi Lauper too :(
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I haven't heard anything this bad since Kanye sat in with The Police. I surprised Cyndi didn't give Kim a nasty sideways glance.
who cares about this fuckin joke bitch
wasnt she known for dating an obese gangster who got gunned down? LOSER.
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Lil Kim's surgical work just screams 'lay-a-way' instead of direct buy.
If she doesn't make the next payment, are they gonna snatch out one of her titty balls?!
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Crap, I thought MK put a picture of Katie Price at the end for comparison. It's Kim! I like her attitude but I hope she leaves her face alone.
Cindy looks great but needs a new wig.
Little Kim looks like the cartoonish version of Megan Fox and Katie Price.
How the fuck is this bitch affording all of her plastic surgery? Wasn't she sued not too long ago for non-payments?
WHY oh WHY did I click 'play'?
The guitarist should have leaned over and bashed in Kim's Gumby face!
It might improve things!
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I am a fan of both these ladies and was very worried about how this would turn out. I actually liked it and didn't think I would. Lil Kim looked as good as she could look considering the awful plastic surgeries she has had. I love how they combined Time after Time with Put Ya Lighters Up.
I am also glad Kim dressed appropriately for Mandela.
You make my ass want a drink of water!
It really doesn’t matter what Kim’s done with her face; that fact that she’s wearing clothes and no pasties is enough to confuse me.
Cindy reminds me a bit of Bernadette Peters here...and she looks really good (she’s 56).
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