Thursday, July 23rd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Daniel Radcliffe (20)
Ayaka Komatsu (23)
Michelle Williams "The Destiny's Child one" (29)
Kathryn Hahn (35)
Monica Lewinsky (36)
Marlon Wayans (37)
Alison Krauss (38)
Charisma Carpenter (39)
Stephanie Seymour (41)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (42)
Slash (44)
Eriq La Salle (47)
Woody Harrelson (48)
Edie McClurg (58)

Posted by: Michael K


Dan is so sexy in that pic!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I can't believe he's 20 now! He's officially no longer a teenager.

giveupu's picture

i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!

what in sam hell is going on in that photo??

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday M.E.! I hope you have a kick ass weekend.

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Plecostomus's picture

Yes, blondes DO have more fun.

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Bottom-feeder.

RobRedstone's picture

They were right about all the hair..

www.TheRobRedstoneShow.com Collins Pennie from FAME next!
@RobRedstone

gucci's picture

Oh my god what a hot ass leo list! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE HOT LEOS TODAY ESPECIALLY SLASH! UH LOVE ME SOME SLASH!

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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"

Carwash 1976

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLON! oops can't believe i missed that. :) u so funny hehehe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY! omg i cant believe he's twenty i mean, the way these folks behave with them being to act as Harry Potter i thought he would've been like 25 or something lol. 0_o jus goes to show that those fucktards jus jellin

Aerialgreen's picture

Happy birthday to Cordelia Chase, resident bitch of the Buffyverse, congrats Charisma!

M.E.'s picture

Thank you hookers! Thus far my day is pretty damn irritating thanks to the idiots in the office who had brain tumors for breakfast, but I am trying NOT to let it affect me!

PARTAY!

Migraine Sally's picture

HAPPY BARFDAY M.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hysteria's picture

Happy Bday to Marlon Wayans, Woody Harrelson, and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

And cheers to M.E.! -- have a great big ol' happy bday!

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PS the biggest surprise punishment of all for Monica Lewinski: middle age!

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and to M.E.!!!!!!!

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well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
- Melanie

parissucksliterally's picture

LOVE LOVE LOVE Edie McClurg!

Radcliffe is only 20? I thought he was like 23....

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well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
- Melanie

Sibsi's picture

Happy b-day, M.E!

This DanRad pic... ugh... Happy b-day to DanRad and the rest of the sluts, tho.

M.E.'s picture

THANK YOU FOR THE BARFDAY WISHES HOOKERS!!!!

EastEndGirl's picture
Reeter's picture

Happy Birthday ME! : )

(Why is Monica Lewinsky on this list of celebs??? Ugh!)

Mother Superior's picture

Happy B-day, M.E.

Yer cake is ready......!

Provolone's picture

Happy birfday Slash and M.E.

Monica, thanks for being the ugliest side-piece EVAH!!!!

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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern

loozer's picture

It's M.E.'s B-Day? Happy Birthday!!

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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

If Miss Harrelson is 48, then we must be 28!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Woah I totally thought that was Elijah Wood at first glance. And Slash is only 44? REALLY? wow.

Well happy birthday sluts!

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*Blondeface*

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birfday M.E.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch

Salem13's picture

Happy Birthday Dan you sexy slut!

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Fuck you David Yates.

The C word's picture

Happy Birthday, M.E. - enjoy your day!

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

snowpiece's picture

Is it that SOCK SLOT SOFA BATTERY SLUT M.E.'s bday today!?!?!?!?
Happy birthday you beyotch. ♥♥♥
For your bday present Imma REPORT you
*reports M.E. and stoney for good measure*

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

letinstar's picture

happy birthday m.e. and to my favorite drunk, slash! and happy birthday to all the birthday sluts today!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

ms. skinny-chubby's picture

Happy birthday, Marlon Wayans... sure you were puny back in the day, but I'd hit it 5 times now. Anyone seen him lately?! Yumbo!

Eriq LaSalle... happy birthday to you and your flat-in-the-back noggin. That always bothered me.

P. Seymour Hoffman... you play crazy well--happy, happy!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

That photo has given me the shivers. I will have nightmares. Back to scream therapy. THANKS MK!

Edie McClurg: Happy BD, hon, and I'll sniff some Wite-Out in your honor today.

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margaux's picture

God Radcliffe's hot. He's on my Freebie Five. Happy Birthday sluts!

I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin

Mother Superior's picture

HB DanRad!

He's hairy for being 20.
Remins me of a guy I used to go to school with. He sported chest hair at 13....

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

HAPPEH SLUTTY BIRFDAY TO THE HOBAG M.E.!!!!

And HAPPEH BIRFDAY SLASH!!!!!!

It really is Birthday Sluts, Monica Lewinsky, hahahaha...

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Tristram's picture

"Monica, time to blow out--on second thought, let someone else do it."

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Flower is to keep but not to take. Girlfriend is to make but not to break.

death2douches's picture

Happy Birthday to the amazingly beautiful Charisma Carpenter, the woman who gave my idol, Cordelia Chase, life. *throws roses*

DanRad's so camp, you just have to love him. Alison Krauss, you're one insanely talented bitch, so HB to you! Edie McClurg! Am I the only one who remembers her awesomeness on "Small Wonder"? They need to put that shit on DVD. Vicki forever!!

Stephanie Seymour, 41? As the incandescent Dorothy Zbornak would say, "In what? Dog years?"

HB to all the sluts. There are some good ones today! :D

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

loozer's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 7:56am.
loozer,
UK drinking age is 18 so you are all set!!

LOL. Maybe it will be double date, MK can take the ginge pal, Ron Weasley.

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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...

"Edie Mcclurg – the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads all adore you."

Best birthday wish, ever, C Word! Edie is gold!

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 7:55am.

Daniel Radcliffe will definitely be stepping out of a closet near you in the next year or two.
I think he's been dropping hints for the last little while so don't freak out all you Potter fans, little Daniel will be saying yes yes to the no no!

LOL @ yes to the no no

joanne's picture

HB Dan Radcliff, Marlon Wayans, Slash and Woody Harrelson.

greenfinch's picture

everytime isee eriq la salles name i think of coming to america and soul glow...

just let your sooooooooouuuuuuuulllllll gloooowwww

happybirthday sluts.

Race Bannon's picture

ISMU- LOL! Thin layer of fuzz! Now that you mention it, that is quite possible.

Shhhhh, on the tanning mist. X might read and get all up in arms again about me publicly outing him as a Sevin Nyne user! By the way, he says his skin feels itchy! I told him lets sue!

Clarisse's picture

loozer,
UK drinking age is 18 so you are all set!!

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Daniel Radcliffe will definitely be stepping out of a closet near you in the next year or two.
I think he's been dropping hints for the last little while so don't freak out all you Potter fans, little Daniel will be saying yes yes to the no no!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

But... he looks like his ass would glow in the dark and have a thin layer of fuzz all over it.

Maybe X can share some of that Orange Whore spray with him?

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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA

Race Bannon's picture

ISMU- Nothing wrong with assless chaps....nothing at all.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Screw you guys for making me re-examine that picture.

Somehow briefs and sagging pants are worse.

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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA

loozer's picture

Harry Potter is 20? Still not old enough to take to a bar. He reminds me of Frodo/Elijah.
Happy B-Day to Woody, PSH (no sharting, though), Edie (loved her on WKRP & Valerie's Family)and to the great Alison Kraus!

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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 7:30am.

That little peek of skin at the hip threatens my sanity, as I fear those might be assless pants.

HB, I guess.

LOL from the brink of assless madness

Race Bannon's picture

I think DanRad is sporting low riding jeans and black briefs, although the assless chaps are an appealing thought to me.