Sunday, July 19th 2009
Chi-Chi-Chichiiiiiis!
BAM! If you weren't temporarily knocked out by these gigantic Tupperware titty bowls, then you'll see that they are attached to Katie Price. Bitch came out in a big way to Michelle Heaton's birthday party last night in London. For chichi real. My nipples would be growling in anger if I was Michelle Heaton. It's supposed to be her time and here comes Katie's spotlight breaking tittttttays (so big they need extra Ts). It looks like she's smuggling two Harveys underneath there!
The child beauty pageant contestant Katie stole that dress from is going to be pissed when she gets it back all stretched out and shit.
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What a ^%$&$%$ woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar women site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mand she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us.
I spy Clay Aiken creeping in the background.
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Its amazing how real synthetics look these days! Katie was manufactured as a collaboration between Dow Chemical labs and the Rothschild family :)
Needless to say, if I were Michelle, I wouldn't invite her to any of my future parties. The woman has no shame. What a slut!
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What a pig.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Michelle who?
"i am a barbie girl...in a barbie world"...her life's soundtrack
Katie and Pam Anderson would just bounce off each other if they got too close.
Submitted by single050 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:31am.
Is it wrong for you to go headfirst into a wood chipper?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
i hope katie doesn't run into anything sharp...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Buoyant.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:47am.
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Good for you, lucky girl!! I'm out, be back later today!!
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 5:48am.
Can't think straight today.
Date went better than I thought.....ehem....
*blush*
What the fuck does the big cheesy grin in the last thumb mean?
I don't give a fuck that my kids are at home with nanny?
I don't give a fuck that my gay husband is hurting?
I don't give a fuck that my eyelashes are bigger than me?
Damn woman, pick up your respect aisle 8, coupons accepted.
Yeah Katie, this is the way to get revenge against your estranged husband. Parade around looking like a cheap ass, 20 bucks per blow-job hobag. No wonder Pete bailed.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 3:05am.
Michelle Heaton is relevant? Since when?
Anyway, Price looks like a prossie......
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How was the date???????????
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Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 3:35am.
" No wonder a zlist pop singer from Europe dumped her,..."
He's from Australia, not Europe.
Yikes! Her hideous tranny face is off the rails scary beyond all reason. And the dress is hilariously bad. Is this a joke? Is Halloween already here?
Nice bolt-on tits Katie. NOBODY would suspect they're fake!
MICHAEL K. DLISTED!
1 article a day?! you've been slacking off, i need my daily dose of your shit, don't make me go through withdrawal now
She is ugly, has bad pimples all over her face, a mustache shadow, fake tits, fake eyelashes, no talent, and is a big slutty whore---just the type of girl everyone seems to be favoring these days...go figure
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Nasty... betja Petes' glad to be rid of 'that'. Lordy... she would have been a great guest for Jessicas' Simpsons Ken and Barbie party though.... lol
I have no idea when she's Katie Price and when she's Jordan... but she does appear to be two people sometimes. Sort of like Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha AND Serena. Anyway, don't get her at all, don't understand why she's famous or why anyone in the US talks about her.
Such a douchey whore, who would wear something that is a quarter of what she would need to cover herself. No wonder a zlist pop singer from Europe dumped her, she's way too skeezy. Even that monster child with the pointy teefs wants to shiv the drunken whore. There is no doubt if Peter what's his ass goes for full custody, he'll get the kids and she'll be stuck with the monster kid. He's a fool if he let's this skank near the normal ones, for fear they will be ruined too.
She's just such low life goof. Over made up, under dressed. She never should have had kids, they will forever be ashamed of her whore ass.
Michelle Heaton is relevant? Since when?
Anyway, Price looks like a prossie......
The broad looks really annoying to be around.I'd give her a pearl necklace just the same.Hey...that's what she had those bolted on for.
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (www.sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:18am.
Heyyyyyy! I ace my creative writing courses in college =P
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I award you a D+ on your sore boob story.
Khensu Hetep is not fullfulling her potential and needs to buckle down.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:17am.
Speaking of dumb signs that make you laugh...
At my high school cafeteria, there was this sign that read: "Peanut butter cookies contain peanut butter" right next to the cookie tray.
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Heyyyyyy! I ace my creative writing courses in college =P
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Hehe, I just noticed the 4th thumnail where she's getting off of the elevator...the sticker that says No Dogs...I don't know why. Just made me laugh...
*crickets*
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:45pm.
There's not really any interesting backstory to it, actually.
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They don't teach creative writing in schools anymore, do they?
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by BagHead on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:05am.
Apparently, it's a law of "natural" attraction to be drawn to youthful looking women, but in my experience, the 20 year olds who look 30something score the most cock...
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
I don't understand how any man could find fake breasts alluring. It goes against the laws of "natural" attraction.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:45pm.
There's not really any interesting backstory to it, actually. It just feels like someone stuck a clothespin to my nipple.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:34pm.
My boobs were sore all day, and these pictures aren't helping.
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you really can't make a statement like that without giving us more ... um ... details.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:15pm.
Katie looks awful enough but check out the hair on the blonde in pic 14.
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ugh. barf. that's nasty.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
My boobs were sore all day, and these pictures aren't helping.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
<"Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:18pm.
I don't know if this "award" is legit or not - but everyone go vote for Dlisted">
I'm pretty sure DListed WON Best Gossip site and was a runner up for Blog of the Year or something on "The Bloggies" and MK did mention that ahead of time while voting was in process. This looks sort of chinsy and I'll wait for him to give it a mention.
I don't know if this "award" is legit or not - but everyone go vote for Dlisted - I can't stand seeing that fat piggy fuck ahead of MK.
http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/categories/9
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:17pm.
Actually she's not so bad without makeup.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:17pm.
Actually she's not so bad without makeup.
Katie looks awful enough but check out the hair on the blonde in pic 14.
is that megan fox' curvy sister?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
How do you get the skin to stretch over it...the implants...it's just not natural and IT LOOKS HORRIBLE Oh My God ya'll I'm sorry
Did she have them upgraded again? I thought they were much smaller than that...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
this kind of woman use to be just a $20 street hooker. Now, they are celebs with no talent, except acting like whores.
Her entire body looks mutilated like MJ's face.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Doesn't she realize that with the fake boobs and 2 tons of makeup she looks like a cartoon?
pic #8 is rediculous
Why even bother wearing anything at that point, seriously. I wonder if she looks at these pictures and thinks "yay, I looked like a whore!"
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
how sexy she is,.she has a perfectly fantastic body.
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