Pass Me A Barf Bag
And here comes the part where Jon Gosselin thinks that just because he's living in NYC without his child army, he's now going to be some kind of playboy about town. Hear ye! Hear ye! Women of NYC, do not feed the douche! I mean that in several ways. Seriously, if you put anymore food or vaginas into Jon's mouth, his head, ego and body will blow up! Jon will become the Stay Puft Marshdouche and trample over all of us.
Last night, Jon went to dinner with someone who wasn't meth brows. Maybe Hailey asked for the night off, so she could finally sort out her CODE BLUE eyebrow situation?
Earlier in the day, Jon and Kate were forced to be together for a TLC photo shoot in Manhattan. It's amazing how calm the possum on Kate's head looks after being tranquilized, washed, brushed and fed. It looks so peaceful.
UPDATE: Jon's mystery date is apparently a reporter at Star Magazine. That's what Radar says anyway. Jon is going to have to send UsWeekly a bouquet of roses and a box of truffles, because they are going to be jeeeaaaaalooooous.
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main pic is solid gold.
MK is right, he's trying way too hard to be some kind of "40-something-playboy" ala George Clooney, but he's not made for it...i mean, he's not even hot or attractive.
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"I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!"
The interview claiming he needs time away from his kids, to find himself ... in 3, 2, 1 ...
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"Dance, hippies, dance!" ~~ Laurie Notaro
as if the paps hang around some third-rate, third avenue restaurant, that has a frequent shoppers program no less, waiting for megawatt celebs like osh kosh b'douche to show up. wonder who tipped them off? b'douche or THE STAR MAGAZINE REPORTER?!!
I thought that was Brit Brit too until I started reading.
Bitch looks like she's running on a stomach craving some Cheetos and Starbucks.
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"Shoot that bitch. Suck that olive. Shake that ass." -Michael K
I seriously thought that was Our Lady of Cheetos with him at first and started feeling really queasy.
This chick does look a lot like her imo, just with a touch of Down's.
Nice face: is he Special Ed?
He seriously always looks like he just got off the short bus. Vomit!
One quick glance at this photo and I thought Jon Gosselin was boffing Britney Spears.
This might be a lateral move, but definitely not an improvement!
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What father would move so far away from his children? I have always known Kate was a cunt but now I am starting to see Jon's true colors. This douche is no better than she is. The fact that he CHOSE to live so far away from his kids makes me hate him more than her. They should have each gotten four kids. I know some will start going on about splitting the children up but one parent dealing with eight kids is enough to drive even the sanest person crazy. Kate is already there, so nothing good can come from this.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Christ, I thought this douchenut was banging Britney for a second there.
Submitted by mharker on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
He is terminally ugly, and those jeans are beyond redemption.
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The sad part is that he was once a pretty good-looking guy, if you see old pictures of him.
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Word. In his grad pics, he looks like an Asian
version of Matt Damon to me.
http://slashgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jon_gosselin_yearbook_...
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Bottom-feeder.
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He looks like a Turkish bath house bottom to me!
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:14pm.
Seriously, Kate is downright beautiful compared to the women Jon's been hanging with.
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Outwardly yes. Inwardly we be hard pressed to find someone uglier that kate.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by mharker on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
He is terminally ugly, and those jeans are beyond redemption.
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The sad part is that he was once a pretty good-looking guy, if you see old pictures of him.
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Word. In his grad pics, he looks like an Asian
version of Matt Damon to me.
http://slashgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jon_gosselin_yearbook_...
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Bottom-feeder.
In thumbnail#9 it looks like Kate is getting lezbo with someone who has a conjoined twin's head coming out of their shoulder...It looks natural on her
Star magazine has 'reporters'? well fuck me.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Stay Puft Marshdouche! LOL!
that gwop site never publishes strongly anti-jon or slightly pro-kate comments. i dont know why i care at all about this, but it does piss me off.
i normally don't give a shit about celebrities, but these people are really lifeforms of the lowest kind. jon especially makes my blood boil.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:14pm.
Seriously, Kate is downright beautiful compared to the women Jon's been hanging with.
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That's what I was thinking. At least Kate has some features you could consider attractive--whereas Jon's dates look like greyhounds in blonde extensions. Not to insult greyhounds.
John has that "special" glow about him, like hes on a day pass from his group home. I dont get why chicks want to get with that! I mean he looks like he should be wearing his bus pass around his neck. and by the looks of some of the kids hes passed that down to a few of them.
Kate wears her wedding ring because she's trying to look like a martyr-like she did everything possible to keep the relationship together.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:54pm.
Why is Kate still wearing her wedding ring? I tell ya, I almost felt bad for her like she was genuinely hurt by the breakup.
She's good.
Yep. My guess is damage control. We KNOW she will do anything to keep a show, even if it is only her and the kids. If she doesn't get some public sympathy on the ASAP tip, her cunty self is out in the cold with her nutless wonder douchetard ex.
It's all a ploy to garner sympathy and keep people "interested" in her nasty ass.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
He is terminally ugly, and those jeans are beyond redemption.
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The sad part is that he was once a pretty good-looking guy, if you see old pictures of him.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
He is terminally ugly, and those jeans are beyond redemption.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by WTF on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:46pm.
What? no Ed Hardy t-shirt?
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My thoughts exactly! You beat me to it!
a decent father would not move so far away from his kids. Fair enough they have seperated but i sure as hell bet there was a house he could have bought closer to his kids!
Why is Kate still wearing her wedding ring? I tell ya, I almost felt bad for her like she was genuinely hurt by the breakup.
She's good.
DOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHE.
Please, for the love of dog, get this mess away from my eyes and my consciousness.
What? no Ed Hardy t-shirt?
I don't know how old the picture is of Kate in the purple top, but she's still wearing her wedding ring. I didn't really like her on the show, but now I kind of feel bad for her.
Star Magazine's ho is looking just a little puffy in the face... not to mention her Rachel Zoe dye job, her roots, and the eyebrow situation.
Just because it's done in a salon doesn't mean it works.
I still can't believe these people are famous.
Shouldnt he get his tubby arse into a gym soon and christ look at that woman hes with-talk about how much do you get paid to haunt a house.....
Look at Kate-she looks great-what a mega bitch she is-I love her!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I'm no devout christian, but these people have made a mockery of the christian and family values that their show was supposedly based on
Look at the smug look on his special ed face...ewww. Imagine him jerking off in a clinic bathroom to create his meal tickets. The end product of mass-marketed "family values" bleh.
LOL, before I enlarged teh thumbnails I thought it was BritBrit too!
How amazing would that be... I think the universe would end immediately
I feel genuinely awful for even saying this but doesn't that star reporter look a bit like BritBrit?
Is Kate dating Joey Buttafuoco now?
UGH:
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-thumbnail/files/galleries/spl1...
Can't stand these people! Kate's cuntiness pales in comparison to Jon's douchiness...Terrible people.
he shouldn't be too smug. he's dating bunch of homely looking tricks.
I could not give less of a fuck about this douchebag, or his cunt of an ex wife.
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You've filled me with happiness I never knew
You gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of
And no one, no one can take the place of you
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Ha, ha! You have to live in the same town with that!
oh ya, he's full of himself.
Kate's boobs look bigger. Maybe it's the usual post-breakup tittay/ego-enlargement syndrome.
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Seriously, Kate is downright beautiful compared to the women Jon's been hanging with.
As cunty as Kate is, she is an attractive woman (aside from that horrible hair). Jon's new broads are serious downgrades thus far in the looks department.
He is such a fucking smug douche. A reporter from Star? KLASSY
PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOWN
what self respecting woman would date a man who makes a living off of FILMING HIS CHILDREN
It boggles the mind how he manages to find dates at all.
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Bottom-feeder.