Mischa Barton Will Stay In The Hospital
On Wednesday afternoon Mischa Barton had some sort of "meltdown" and was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they stamped a 5150 on her forehead. This allowed their asses to hold her for at least 72 hours. Well, time is up, but Mischa will continue to eat the Jello. Mischa's rep said she's going to stay in the hospital for more treatment. He wouldn't say why Mischa had to be shuffled off to the crazy bin, but her so-called "friends" say she stuffed her nose holes with way too much bad shit.
They told The NY Post that after a 3-day coke binge, Mischa freaked out and was scared she was going to do suicides to herself, so she called the cops (cut to Wino chirping, "Pfft. Lightweight"). One of the friends went on to yap, "She's in very bad shape. She's running out of money and can't find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess."
The thing is, Mischa was supposed to fly to New York on Friday to do promotion for some movie she's in and she's also in the cast of The Beautiful Life on The CW. It's not like she's working the graveyard shift as a security guard at Walgreens ala Gary Coleman. And as for the love thing, she's only 23. Somebody give her Jennifer Aniston's Skype name. They need to have a conversation.
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She makes 23 look DAMN bad!
That is straight up Howdy Doody face!
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She looks a lot like dreamboat in that pic. That can't be good.
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Thanks for the picture of Cisco's balls. I wondered what all the hub bub was about and never bothered to google his balls. He puts the DANG!!! in danglers.
She's 23? Shit, she's headed toward Lohan territory. Don't do drugs, kids. Mischa, Lindsay, and Amy Winehouse have become living PSAs. Just looking at them is more effective than D.A.R.E.
And though during her peak Mischa annoyed the hell out of me, I don't wish suicide on anyone.
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Here's a tip: take off the Pete Doherty-esque hat. Crack cravings will vanish and you'll brush your teeth more often. TWO problems solved.
I think Mush Mush's fans left her when they saw and found out that she's munching on Cisco's Balls of Magnificence! I mean, You saw Mush and you get reminded of those Balls, right???
here's a reminder:
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cisco_adler_balls.jpg
sorry Mush....can't blame the fans....
Poor Mischa. Things just have not been going well for her ever since she parted ways with Cisco Adler's balls. :P
I'm following this case, if you go visit PerezHilton.com, posters there, accused The Fat Pig to single-handedly pushed mushy over the edge....If Mush Mush will off herself, I hope and he should, Perez took the responsibility of it all!!! He post a lot of negative about Mush everyday, everyweek. But now that she's on the deep end, He's sending her well-wishes. Well it's too late now, after all his Vebal abuse on her on a daily basis, he succeded and wants to wash his hand......Go to That Fat Pig's site and join in......He should be Blamed for Mush Mush's Downward Spiral!!!!
oh man, Pete Doherty she ain't. Knock off the bowler, Speedy McTweeks. Now I'll go back to repressing the sympathy I'm feeling for her by remembering her huge ego and penchant for fucking douchebags from the Paris Hilton circle of jerks.
if she thinks coming back from that is tough im gonna play her Running up That Hill By Kate Bush on repeat for a whole 72 hours. Motherfucker can come back with her bowler hat and spin if she thinks its all over for her.
TRY HARDER
Walgreens not, but ego destroying pt work has been my forte and Im a smart motherfucker. Thats the shit that is ALLOWED to make you crazy.
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That quote sounds all wrong.
She did get blown off, apparently, by the lead singer of the Cold War Kids, but being a hot druggie mess probably had a lot to do with that.
Ditto the having no money. The purchase and consumption of mountains of coke has never gone hand-in-hand with financial security.
I read where Barton's director described her as being professional on the set of her last movie, so I hope she can pull herself together before she crosses into Lindsay Lohan territory.
It's crazy because there's a photo of her and Lohan modeling kids' clothes together looking all fresh and innocent and now they're both having life crises at roughly the same age:
http://massengale.typepad.com/venustas/2007/06/give_me_a_child.html
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Yeah Lady Caca's 23 as well *eyeroll*
I have very little sympathy for this oxygen stealer so good luck to the staff working there.
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Hmmmm...just another typical celeb who's head got too big. She figured she could leave The O.C. and go on to do bigger and better things. Shit didn't work out the way she thought it would and now she's looking for a pity party. These celebs need to learn how to remain humble and be greatful for the opportunities given to them.
Oh, I have to add that fucking bowler hat drives me nuts. Between her and Sam Ronson, I'd like to bang their heads together and destroy both hats and humans simultaenously.
GIG, no shit! she has been 23 forever!
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The tag "try the jello" is gold.
No sympathy for this one at all.
She caused all sorts of diva shit on the O.C. - turning up late, being a highly qualified asshole etc. So she left because she fancied herself to be a real movie star.
These yahoos do anything to get anywhere in Hollywood and as soon as they do, they turn into bona fide Katherine Heigls and start thinking the world owes them a favor. I think the only one who actually learned his lesson and admitted so was David Caruso, so more power to him.
The rest of them merely reap what they sow.
Seriously, I bet she ends up writing a book about this just to cash in.
She's been 23 for the past five years. BS. And how can she be running out of money? The residuals from that shit show she was on should last for years!
i am so hungover I've got nothing bad to say about her.
Hmmm. Was this a plea for help or PR for tv show/movie?
Something is definitely wonky with her face. What is it? That doesn't even look like her. Maybe it's that her eyes are open.
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first of all who is she?
second she doesn't have any talent
third, i've been there mischa, don't try offing yourself, you may come back as something much worse than you already are
and fourth...take a yoga class
seriously mike, if she were 26, then I could understand it.
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You gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of
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only 23? she'll be fine. just don't end up like pamela anderson and her big gross fake tit over there>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Mischa who??
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Not being able to find love at the age of 23 is a piss-poor excuse for suicidal ideation.
never thought she would be a worse case than Blowhan......
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You gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:14am.
What happened to the pre-loon bin show? We didn't get to see her falling down,screaming and having the crazies in public. I guess I was spoiled by Shitney.
Mischa's "pre-loon" show was more subtle. As in every picture of her deteriorating looks in the past 2 years.
Yo Mischa, if you're upset about going broke, coke is a bit of an expensive way to show it.
You might have to switch to meth and Old Milwaukee.
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What happened to the pre-loon bin show? We didn't get to see her falling down,screaming and having the crazies in public. I guess I was spoiled by Shitney.
Pathetic. Where the fuck are her parents?