Hot Dog Down A Hallway
Most nights I sit in my living praying that a giant wiener crashes through my window and taps me on the ass, but note to the heavens above, this is not what I mean. Yesterday afternoon in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, a chick rammed her giant plastic wiener into someone's front door. Sounds like a regular night at SamRo's house....
The police told The Associated Press that the driver was trying to turn a Wienermobile around in the driveway, but hit the house when she thought she was going in reverse instead of forward. Nobody was home at the time and the driver was not injured. A spokeswhore for Oscar Mayer said insurance will cover that mess.
The Wienermobile was stuck in the house's vagina most of Friday. That's what it gets for not using lube. You learn the hard way.
And it looks like the wiener didn't use a condom, so expect that house to pop out a baby sausage in about nine months.
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my mom used to be a counselor to one of the drivers of the wienermobile or is it weinermobile...in philly....he was also one of the original munchkins from the wizard of oz
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I wonder what life must be like when you're the spokesperson for Oscar Mayer..
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Hahaha,wish I had seen this on the 9' o clock fox 6 news on friday tho.
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Submitted by StanMarsh on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:51pm.
I know I do not post a lot on this site, but today I have to shout out a big THANK YOU to MK and all you hot sluts for making me laugh my big ass off. I am fighting with my HMO about getting some meds I need covered and really needed the lolz!!
Have a great one everybody!
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This is the best post I've read in a long time! Classic!
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Have a great one everybody!
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OMG, it's the Four Horsewomen of the Apocolypse together again: Perversion, Gluttony, Drunkeness, and Snark. If IG were here, we could add a fifth: Snappin'. ;D
And who here has never said, "Why don't you park your wienermobile in my garage"?
I know I have.
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Nothing to be ashamed about Foxy Humps, I'm just assuming it's a Canadian thang. And when do I actually get to be Sloth exactly?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
What is going on in here?! All this sucia talking. *fluffing my kraut*
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All this giant weiner talk is making me rethink vegetarianism. I'm not sure that soy weiners give you bang for your buck.
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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:17pm.
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OMG, it's the Four Horsewomen of the Apocolypse together again: Perversion, Gluttony, Drunkeness, and Snark. If IG were here, we could add a fifth: Snappin'. ;D
And who here has never said, "Why don't you park your wienermobile in my garage"?
I know I have.
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Omg!! Am I 'Gluttony'??? I wanna be 'Perversion' or second choice, 'Drunkeness' *pouting*
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:47pm.
Insurance agents must live for this shit.
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Hee hee hee hee.
hahahaha salchichasized.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:17pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! If IG were here the prophecy would be fulfilled.....kolaches, loaded Chicago dogs, Bota Box, and us in the pool with a naked Rodrigo.
*shaking mah BIG MOM buns for Hysteria*
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:19pm.
Ahaahahaa! I knew I got out of bed for some reason this morning!
Ba dunk!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:17pm.
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Actually, I think they bring out the wurst.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:09pm.
Oh, I always like a little sugar on my kraut.
You know those big ones always bring out the best.
;D
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OMG, it's the Four Horsewomen of the Apocolypse together again: Perversion, Gluttony, Drunkeness, and Snark. If IG were here, we could add a fifth: Snappin'. ;D
And who here has never said, "Why don't you park your wienermobile in my garage"?
I know I have.
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Hot Dog Down A Hallway
Sometimes you learn things on Dlisted that should stay on Dlisted. LOL I was on a jury recently for a very serious case, it involved sex toys etc.....well while we deliberated we pondered if a specific sex toy was used (called The Scene Stealer and we had to HANDLE the dang thing) and out of nowhere I blurted out while holding it "If she used this thing, anything else would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" one juror fell out of his chair laughing. The bailiff came in and said the whole courtroom could hear us LOLing.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
What is going on in here?! All this sucia talking. *fluffing my kraut*
Let's hope they use condiments with that weenie.
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*runs*
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
I relish the thought of a big wiener at my door. I'd ketchup to it in no time. Of course I mustard at the tip and work my way down.
*runs away*
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I appreciate you being so frank, allbeef you mayo get furter if you were a little less sauer.
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Ahahahaaa! You guys are a-mayonnaising!
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Most nights I sit in my living praying that a giant wiener crashes through my window and taps me on the ass.
Fuck. How am I going to get the fucken bloody mary off of my wall now?
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:33pm.
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*Installing bedroom door lock*
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Good move, C, hehehehehe *taking out million dollar loan for future therapy bills*
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That driver ought to get the death penalty for defiling a Weinermobile.
I'm sure the accident happened because that driver never rode a wiener that big before.
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Bottom-feeder.
C Word, hope that lock's child proofed!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:44pm.
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*Installing bedroom door lock*
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I saw this on the news as well.. in between murders and robberies in Milwaukee. Wisconsin certainly has some dimwits. My first question was if the chick was drunk. Nothing good about drunk driving but for some reason that just seems plausible here.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:33pm.
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DD!! Ta, what can I tell ya? Nit and I tend to get inspired by wieners.
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Right on, C word. There's not too many things can't be cured by a hot beef injection.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:33pm.
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DD!! Ta, what can I tell ya? Nit and I tend to get inspired by wieners.
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The title of this post made me think it was gonna be about Wonky.
I really think MK should also have tagged this one with Your Vagina is Large, because it's appropriate and because I love that tag.
Are we sure LiLo didn't drive this into SamRo's hut?
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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
I relish the thought of a big wiener at my door. I'd ketchup to it in no time. Of course I mustard at the tip and work my way down.
*runs away*
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I appreciate you being so frank, allbeef you mayo get furter if you were a little less sauer.
*runs the other way*
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LMAO you clever bitches!
Ok, I get that, even though it makes sense, we can't ban women from driving entirely.
But I think a law that says they can't drive the Weinermobile would be well supported.
Why can't this happen to MY house? Not only would I love the redo, filling out the insurance report would be a hoot. I would use the word "wiener" and "wienermobile" and "entering" and "ramming" incessantly.
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At SamRo's house, which one of them is wearing the giant plastic weiner?
Come at me bitch!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
I relish the thought of a big wiener at my door. I'd ketchup to it in no time. Of course I mustard at the tip and work my way down.
*runs away*
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I appreciate you being so frank, allbeef you mayo get furter if you were a little less sauer.
*runs the other way*
(and thanks for my pic, Slim Trick!)
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Wienermobile is better than Batmobile!
LMAO...this was the big story on the news today.
God, Wisconsin sucks....I need to move.
Omg HAHAHAHAH
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I relish the thought of a big wiener at my door. I'd ketchup to it in no time. Of course I mustard at the tip and work my way down.
*runs away*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't think "awkward" even begins to cover these shenanigans.