Movin' On Up
Jon Gosselin is officially living in NYC. If you have a hard time picturing Jon skipping through the streets of Manhattan, just picture Slimer from Ghosbusters floating around. The same image. No offense to Slimer.
People reports that Jon and his endless supply of d-bag rags have taken up space at The Alexandria on the Upper West Side. A witness saw "some unidentified people" (maybe his kids in jumpsuits and caps?) moving him in on July 2nd while he was doing douche stuff in France with meth brows.
Jon has a two-bedroom on a high floor in the building. The building has a 24-hour doorman, a gym, a pool, a hot tub and a playroom. Whatever Kate Gosselin spends a month on kibble for her possum hair is most likely what Jon pays for rent.
If you're a neighbor of Jon's, you should give him a good ole' NYC welcome by fisting him in his dough mouth. That's how they welcome you here! When I first arrived in NYC, the first thing I got was a.... You know where I'm going with this and you probably don't want to come.
And here's some touching pictures of Kate back at home in Pennsylvania brushing one of the dogs. I should stop saying that the animal catcher needs to throw a net over her tortured possum hair, because it's obvious that Kate knows how to care for animals.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
It's always the quiet motherfuckers like Jon who really FUCK people over in the end. Just look at his face. That little bitch's prostate is probably tingling in glee at the at the very thought of fucking new pussy and being a part time daddy.
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LMAO at "prostate tingling in glee".
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
WAIT she is left w/ the 8 kids and the two dogs 5 days a week. He comes ONLY the weekends while living w/ his teenage girlfriend in NYC living like a single guy. GO TEAM KATE!!!!!!
How is he supposed to be there for his kids?
How far is New York from his house?
I looked at the map and I can plainly see the two states are next door to each other but how long does it take to drive there? What if his kids need something in a hurry? What kind of parent immediately moves out of state when they divorce?
Why is he moving away from his 8 kids? And why New York? Like he has aspirations?
These kids are going to have serious emotional damage.
I can't get over how repulsive their parents' behavior is.
Kate has a good PR person or is being much smarter about this than Jon...the tide is really turning against him.
I don't understand why he's coming to NYC. People here don't look as kindly on celebutards with no jobs and heinous fashion sense like they do in LA. This is a city where even those with money tend to work hard and keep a low profile. I really hope he gets shamed out of the city. His douchebaggery would be better suited to the west coast.
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Something just doesn't seem balanced about the Jon & Kate arrangement :
Kate gets the 8 kids, 2 dogs and the luxury of living in her own home only part time, while atleast making a financial contribution by bringing in income for writing a book.
Plus ,there are 7 days in the week - who gets the kids on the extra day????
Jon gets to vacation with his 22 yr old whore, while rubbing dicks with the "elite", a 2 bedroom pad in the City, a 2 seater sports car to drive his new bimbos around in, and after partying his ass off and acting like a 20 year old he then goes to spend a few days with his kids! He gives new meaning to "weekend father".
And this douche never even does anything with the kids. He keeps them at the house for days on end. Atleast Kate packs them up and takes them to the beach! Heaven forbid he doesn't have Kate to help him transport them from point A to point B, while organizing and taking control of the situation. Nah, instead he'll keep them on the property while he rides his ATV's! he's such a tool.
It's so obvious that Jon wanted it this way, he's loving life, along with his new found freedom. She on the other hand now has to go and find another place to live for a few days out of the week. Even though they BOTH have to find another part time residence - you can tell he likes it that way and she resents it. That's what makes it sad. He seemed to adjust to the single life rather quickly for a father of 8 !!
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 7:28am.
You know, ever since MK's comparison of Jon to the Kool Aid man, every time I see him now I want to say, 'Hey, Kool Aid'. Dayum. He looks exactly like the Kool Aid Man.
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Bwahahaha. Kool Aid Man. OH YEAH!
So much for the 8 IVF created crotch-fruits college education money.
Jon & Kate= Greed
You know, ever since MK's comparison of Jon to the Kool Aid man, every time I see him now I want to say, 'Hey, Kool Aid'. Dayum. He looks exactly like the Kool Aid Man.
You know, ever since MK's comparison of Jon to the Kool Aid man, every time I see him now I want to say, 'Hey, Kool Aid'. Dayum. He looks exactly like the Kool Aid Man.
I can't imagine WHY anyone would have a bad word to say about these OUTSTANDING parents!
/sarc!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see what the kids will be like in 10 years... ugh.
Sorry, but this guy is a douche squared. He can't even pick up a box of Juicy Juice without straining. Big fat rat-bastard cheating wimpy douche.
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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:52pm.
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thanks for the link!
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Thanks for the link
http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendy-chat-michael-k-web-entrepreneur
Michael K is King! ~hugs~
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
The first dog I owned was a German Shepard. She was the best dog ever.
Well, got to give him props for making a clean getaway. Kate is enough to drive anyone at least a 100 miles away, and to be honest, I never thought he was that into the kids. I am annoyed that he's left his children alone under Kate's tender care - they're doomed. She's clearly the Cruella De Vil/Joan Crawford of her generation.
I weep for the children (except Maddy, who's as big a bitch as her mom).
Is it wrong that I *really* want to take him from behind while he screams out for Kate?
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Slimer..cant.stop.LOLing!1
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(sugarscupid. c o m) last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
On the plus side now the Ghostbuster theme is in my head.
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Thanks for the interview link! Our MK is so modest. We commenters are much more vulgah than MK is. I guess since MK's mom reads this I better stop calling people Cunty McStupidface or whatever.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
You know, somehow I ALWAYS knew Jon was a bigger douche than Kate. For some reason I could always tell. Kate openly screams and berates Jon and her hatred for him is so obvious and out in the open for everyone to see. It's always the quiet motherfuckers like Jon who really FUCK people over in the end. Just look at his face. That little bitch's prostate is probably tingling in glee at the very thought of fucking new pussy and being a part time daddy. He is an asshole of monumental proportions He should be so fucking ashamed of himself it's not even funny.
EXACTLY!!!
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:27pm.
Michael K, why didn't you tell us about the interview? You're so modest.
Love you!
http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendy-chat-michael-k-web-entrepreneur-...
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Congrats, MK! Very nice indeed.
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Oh you made me LAUGH with the Slimer reference!! They are so definitely one and the same!!
Repulsive douchetard. I hope TLC cancels their ass and their gravy train comes to a screeching halt. But you know some fucking book company will pay these two twatfucks (Possium and Douchetard) to write their he-said/she-said books for wads of cash.
ICK NAST!!!!!!!!!!!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
So he moves to NY and thinks he is going to be some big fashion desinger? LOL! What an idiot.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
You know, somehow I ALWAYS knew Jon was a bigger douche than Kate. For some reason I could always tell. Kate openly screams and berates Jon and her hatred for him is so obvious and out in the open for everyone to see. It's always the quiet motherfuckers like Jon who really FUCK people over in the end. Just look at his face. That little bitch's prostate is probably tingling in glee at the very thought of fucking new pussy and being a part time daddy. He is an asshole of monumental proportions He should be so fucking ashamed of himself it's not even funny.
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You are so right Miss Thang, so right. It is the quiet fuckers that make a mess of everything.
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Submitted by Pers on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:01pm.
Off topic:
MK - congrats on the article. You are so charming and personable in it. Well done!
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Oh! Oh! Please post the link for MK's article. We'd love to read it.
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Shame on TLC for putting these a-holes on TV.
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Kate has never said she hated the dogs. She just doesn't like the mess and shit. I've never heard her say she hated them. I still can't imagine how people side with this early mid life crisis loser after he threw his own wife under the bus, publicly cheated on her, spread lies to the press about her to cover his tracks, publicly flaunt his family friend girlfriend oh and move hours away from his children and buy a two bedroom apartment. But of course Kate's still wrong because she was mean to poor big ol grown Jon.
Yeah what a fucking asshole. Move hours away from your children and be a father on the weekend. No sorry that's not how it is. When you become a parent it should be 24/7 you don't get a vacation/part time duty. Fucking douche he is clearly the one who was nice on camera and played victim all the while was an asshole cheater behind the scenes. And the guy is a habitual liar. Saying he was working on a childrens line when the company DENIED that was the case. Same way that whore was a "family friend" but all of a sudden you are boning her! GAG! Could you imagine sleeping with him? There goes my cookies and cream ice cream!
And regarding the box I know they do have a endorsement with Juicy Juice but it looks like the Juicy Juice logo is on every side of the box. I don't think he's doing it on purpose - you can see it on the left side also. Sheesh.
Thanks for ruining Slimer for me. I'm so tired of seeing these people everywhere I turn. That douche has been showing up in my dreams!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaP_lpUXU2M&NR=1 Now that's bughetto.
it's a strain running out on your wife and kids isn't it Jon? yuh deadbeat
Off topic:
MK - congrats on the article. You are so charming and personable in it. Well done!
On topic:
Anyone in this scuzzbag's vicinity should throw things at him. Take pictures.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
You know, somehow I ALWAYS knew Jon was a bigger douche than Kate. For some reason I could always tell. Kate openly screams and berates Jon and her hatred for him is so obvious and out in the open for everyone to see. It's always the quiet motherfuckers like Jon who really FUCK people over in the end. Just look at his face. That little bitch's prostate is probably tingling in glee at the very thought of fucking new pussy and being a part time daddy. He is an asshole of monumental proportions He should be so fucking ashamed of himself it's not even funny.
Since your children aren't old enough to say it, I'll say it for them FUCK OFF, Jon!
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ha ha ha. i've never seen their whore-or show either but i am eatin' this shit UP!
Sad right?
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:29pm.
Glad to see he still knows what side his bread is buttered on - he's holding the Juicy Juice box front and centre . . . much like they feature the same complimentary product on their show. Jon and Kate have made a living off of product placement, brand endorsement, and their children.
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You're so right! I didn't even think of that!
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the end...
Peach, I've never watched the Possum Head chronicles either, but MK has turned me into an expert on these godforsaken idiots.
And by the way, Jon, great way to show devotion to your kids: move far away and get an apartment too small for them to visit. Yep, sounds like a concerned & involved dad to me.
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Glad to see he still knows what side his bread is buttered on - he's holding the Juicy Juice box front and centre . . . much like they feature the same complimentary product on their show. Jon and Kate have made a living off of product placement, brand endorsement, and their children.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Possum: I haven't seen you and your lip-hanging butt in ages!!! Hello!
Oh, yeah, the Gosselins, yeah, whatever.
ubmitted by PeachPie on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:02pm.
Momus, Alphabet City is a section in Manhattan that is long known for it's crazy, drug-laden environment.
I'm sorry. I forget sometimes that people don't know that unless they're from here.
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Oh. I had never heard of it. Now, truly, that does explain everything.
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he is one butt ugly dude! His face disturbs me.
Look at him making faces like he's doing real heavy lifting. Douche.
Jon is not going to be safe from Kate in NYC. Her possum mullet will disguise itself as a sewer rat and gnaw his face off in the night. Mwahahahahaha!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
JUICY JUICE! I love JJ. My favorite is the fruit punch or apple.
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Lindsey Graham takes it up the cornhole.
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For the love of humanity, PLEASE stop with these people...
Is there anyone who REALLY cares beyond their circle?