Monday, July 20th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now. - jazzfish_77
They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it - Anita Cocktail
Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam. - City Barbie
VIA Holy Taco (Thanks Ben)
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This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started.
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"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
Jerry and Elaine were into some kinky shit.
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I make you silky smooth....
Cat's thoughts: "Do you mime?!?"
When Michael K died, the doctors were horrified to see how large his no-no hole was!
Get in, get on, get off, get yours and then get out!
Terrance, get over here with your babywipes, STAT! This is one funky pussy!
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
And the Human League release a new video "Keep Feline Fascination..."
Grudge III: The Brown Eye
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
That's NOT where Tender Vittles come from.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What happens on the BBC stays on the BBC.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:36pm.
Why "I Can Haz Rimjob" never took off.
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LOL TV
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I can see Russia in his backyard
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Why "I Can Haz Rimjob" never took off.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Did you know...that Operating Thetans at level 7, can spay with their eyes!
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I make you silky smooth....
Silent....but deadly
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Oh don't look so surprised - you're the ones who asked Richard Gere to cat sit for you.
Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now.
Hey Raul Duke-
Heard you're a Sacramentan too : )
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Verne Troyer's version of "stuck in a box" was unlike any the mimes had ever seen.
Frick and Frack are having second thoughts as taste testers for Friskees, today's flavor, cat's ass, cuz they are always licking it.
DJ Scat Cat
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Actually pretty lame for German porn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
One tongue tip and 734 stitches later, Marci and Jacques realize cats do not like rim jobs.
Well I'll be damned, a cat's ass does look just like Perez Hilton.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Wow, Insane Clown Posse's production value has really gone downhill. Must be this economy.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Meow Mix, Meow Mix, PUHHHHLEEZE Deliver!!!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Chinese version of a tossed salad.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oops sorry Cheetofrapp, great minds think alike I guess.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
A shart collection.
Richard Gere? Is that you?
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Cheesing has spread beyond South Park and is now a global problem. Even French Mimes are doing it.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Holy shit! It's Richard Gere!
I lifted up the tail and what did I see? Paris' pussy parasite looking at me!
Pez dispenser for mimes!
Sam still doesn't believe Lindsay's excuse for why her pussy smells like a litterbox.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Good God, the French even surrender to cat assholes
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
" You give me cat's ass fever!"
Having run out of offers, Jim Carrey starts filming Ace Venture: Animal Proctologist.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Tom and Katie monitor Suri's surrogate's progress.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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And they thought Marcel Marceau went to heaven.
OMG! There's a whole box of baby wipes in there.
No, Tila Tequila, you have no fans up there either.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kabuki dookie.
(f)Art
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Holy Shit! Looks liks jazzfish was here!
The shock of seeing his first pussy is what really killed Jacko.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Echo...echo...echo...echo...