Monday, July 20th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now. - jazzfish_77
They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it - Anita Cocktail
Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam. - City Barbie
VIA Holy Taco (Thanks Ben)
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Sacré bleu balls!
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monkey + gun = hilarity
Even Chastity Bono's pussy now has balls......
LMAO @ jazzfish_77
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
A remarkably accurate representation of the paparazzi's reaction to Brit Brit and Lindsey exiting a vehicle
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:56pm.
Ass Clowns
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LOL!
Twit and Twat try miming in their latest failed bid at relevance. As usual, no one gives a cat's ass.
Two cast members of Cirque Du Soleil are astonished to realize that Pigez Hilton's face looks just like a cat's asshole.
This cat did NOT come back the very next day.
We GET IT Jada!!!!! (yawn) You and Will are into some kinky shit!
Jerry Seinfeld and Lisa Marie Presley won't give up until they find out what hole their careers disappeared into.
Lets be real. The only reason why MK likes this photo is the eyebrowns.
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I make you silky smooth....
AMF & Team Valtrex are cracking me the F*ck up today-thank you!
Free your mime and they'll follow your ass.
Speidi's PETA ad took a turn for the worse.
Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie are horrified to discover just what kind of Body Thetans are living inside Suri.
Marilyn Manson Cosmetics
Damn right we test on animals!
Wait until Michael Bay finds out that they discovered where he gets his movie ideas.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by stinky on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:45pm.
yea. whore doesnt make too much sense w/ this one lol
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I don't know why it's so shocking to lift up a cat's tail and see ole squinty eye staring back at ya!
Oh, here's the problem. The Make-up Catgun was set on "mime"
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
cat snatch fever is no joke !
Still more interesting than watching anything on Bravo.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Remember to Spay and Neuter your pets!
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
This is what happends when you give your pets away on Craigslist.
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I make you silky smooth....
Just a reminder that it's still legal to kill mimes in 47 states. In fact, it's mandatory in 7.
Hello, hello, hello is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.
*Richard Gere Nodding*
Is there anyone home...?
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Ass Clowns
Vegas has The Siegfried & Roy show. Laughlin has The Sigmund & Joy show.
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I make you silky smooth....
hey NoAnjl, check yer email sweetie.
Finally - America get's to know what's going on inside Kate Gosslin's head.
Ah-hem...let me ass you both a few questions
How did Richard Gere get in here?
Animal CPR:
You're Doing It Wrong!
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
To boost sales for her tour Britney Spears announces new costumes, new songs, new dances and she shows her pussy.
Where Fish Sticks gets her ideas for GOOP.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
It's like holding up a mirror, Asshole.
Michael Jackson's ghost makes another surprise appearance.
In an amazing scientific breakthrough, 2 mimes today discovered why the ancient Egyptians worshiped the cat as the center of the universe
OMG, it's the ninth fetus octomom couldn't implant!!
OMFG! It does taste like chicken!
Holy shit! Somebody threw a bicycle up his ass.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:45pm.
Tweety!?!?!?
goofbag! LOL!
So what did they see?
We'll never know because they can't tell us.
*One of us has to go in - it was our last Q-tip!*
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Frank N Furter forces Brad and Janet to check out his new invention -- a complete cat-ass-trophy
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:38pm.
Awsum!
I had the Simpsons in mind but was gonna go *set on mime*
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Tweety!?!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
If he pulls a rabbit out of there, I'm trading in my Criss Angel tickets.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh, the things they pass for art these days.....
Have you talked to your mimes about cheesing??
Well, it's from Holy Taco...can't I just say Holy Taco?
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