Monday, July 20th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now. - jazzfish_77
They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it - Anita Cocktail
Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam. - City Barbie
VIA Holy Taco (Thanks Ben)
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Lethal Weapon 5.
Just when the Joker thought he was going to have a 3 some with Catwoman, its that time of the month......
Shields and Yarnell finally accept that their careers have turned to crap.
Submitted by sophie_003 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:33pm.
Hey Raul Duke-
Heard you're a Sacramentan too : )
Me too!
Note to Michael Jackson fans: no amount of Photoshopping or rationalizing his bizarre behavior will EVER make us believe that man liked adult pussy.
David Blaine's last trick.
I said it was about TIME for some PUSSY and ASS, not TWO MIMES and a PUSSY'S ASS!
Clever Japanese mimes discover bomb in Kate Gosselin's hair...avert cats-ass-strophe!
In a weird turn of events, they see Richard Gere up there.
Oh wipe that fucking surprised look off you faces. Like you didn't KNOW there was a Paris Hilton scabby fur ball in there?
There are no words for Kate Gosselin's hair.
There are no pantomimes for it, either.
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~cheetos & frapp~
"Send in the Clowns"
Japanese game shows are the best. Contestants on "Kabuki Make a Deal" discovering there was no convertible Corvette in that cat's asshole and they should have kept the dinette set went viral on YouTube.
oh! so THAT'S where my senior art director went.
Tired of mimes not getting the hint to leave? Are mimes ruining your evening? Billy Mays here with the latest in Mime Repellent---Pussy Piss--only $19.95 and if you buy now I'll throw in Skunk Sauce as an extra bonus. Here's how to order:
1-800-HEAVAN
I can see the headline now - Cat sits in flour, farts in owner's face!
Mime School 101: The bigger the inhilation, the less likely you'll be tempted to speak.
It's true, if you lift any cat's tail you can see Paris Hilton's face.
Backfire! (oops almost a duplicate to below)
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Never feed your cat a box of chalk and let it fart in your face...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 3:22pm.
Cop: So, who sodomized the cat.
Detective: I think it was the mimes, but they're not talking
Oh God - that's beautiful.
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
As always,it's in the last place you look.
I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.
Practice on this first so you won't flinch when Joan Rivers Kisses you on the Red Carpet.
Craislist ad: Artistic couple seeks some hot tail for an evening of titty fur rubbing, scratching, and licking. Looking for a rare breed of pussy who's not afraid to get a little white stuff on her face. We are highly discrete and amazing performers. call now!
Nope, Lindsay Lohan's Career isn't in here either!
Sorry Captain Kirk, Richard Gere has already been there.
You'd be surprised what you may find in a cat anus....this one contains Heather Mills' real leg, Lindsay Lohan's career, and Paris Hilton's dignity.
TWILIGHT V : BLACK HOLE SUN
The honeymoon is over.
Edward and Bella want another kid, but
since Bella is now the world's most fucking
awesome vampire (but still dumb
as a stump), and can't have any more kids,
she tries to hire a surrogate pussy.
Sorry. that was a big production that went nowhere. but I typed it out, so fuckitall LOL
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 3:22pm.
Cop: So, who sodomized the cat.
Detective: I think it was the mimes, but they're not talking.
YOU AIN'T RIGHT! LMAO - have a great weekend :)
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JABIFF, my hoops xo
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Happy weekend all :)
Wow, it really does look like Lindsay Lohan.
Imagine their surprise when Richard Gere exited his favorite new hidey-hole.
A hand full of pussy and an asshole staring you in the face....sounds like "Twister" night at the playboy mansion.
The Chinese version of "Cathouse" never caught on.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'd like to see those mimes get frosted like a cake!!!
I did not know Kate Bush had a new album out.
The Dresden Dolls examine Siouxsie Sioux's cat and see the inspiration behind the song "Peekaboo"
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Cop: So, who sodomized the cat.
Detective: I think it was the mimes, but they're not talking.
Tommy Girl always has that reaction when a pussy is that close to his face.
So there, so there's where my little dog went...
As always, Pierre was left speechless
Spaghetti Cat had strict orders that if he ever OD'ed on Propofol, they were to immediately administer ass-to-mouth resuscitation.
Wait until they start with the Reindeer Games.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The Comeback: Here we go again - yet another celebrity miraculously recovers from full public shame and is coming out again into the light to collect yet another $20 million.
St. and Mr. Angie gaze in awe at the approaching birth of their next brown baby.
Jon Gossling and his little harlots latest venture...watching kate disappear.
Personally, I think Espanish Vogue should have gone with these guys for a cover, they have way more class and sex appeal.
The French are now taking Sarkozy's ass-oogling ways to a whole new level
♥hoops♥ saw, responded. Love ya!!! xo
Winners of the 2009 Emmy award for Eyebrows in a group photo.
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I make you silky smooth....
If there is one thing that I hate, it is Pussy-Assed Mimes!
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...