Monday, July 20th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started. - Starvis
Runners-up:
Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now. - jazzfish_77
They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it - Anita Cocktail
Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam. - City Barbie
VIA Holy Taco (Thanks Ben)
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I can't believe I left "Wham" to come work with this asshole!
this is where you put the batteries.
Just looking at the faces of the mime vets confirms it. little Tiddles' condition is terminal.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Acts that didn't get aired on this season of "America's Got Talent"...
Cat Projectile Mime Scat is the newest rage among the pervert set.
I'm getting tired of Tim Burton using Johnny and Helena in every film.
Sarah Michelle Gellar Is CLEARLY Not Happy To Learn They Are Releasing a New Grudge Film Next Year.
When will Lyndsay Lohan learn that flashing her pussy does not impress anyone, it just leaves them speechless.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
We have got to have Muffy fixed. That's the eighth q-tip she's sucked up there.
Submitted by smileanyway on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:49pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
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No, but it's a waste of your time to post here, I'm still working my way through the profiles I saw on hotdrunkmom.com
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
mime mime mime pussy face,
mime mime pussy face.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Oh good god i cant stop laughing at this. This picture doesnt need a caption. It is hilarious without words....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Your lips say "NO!" But your ass says: "..........."!
Pete and Ashlee found Linguine Cat's disposition much more displeasing than Spaghetti Cat's.
When cats play jokes #32 - Pull my tail.
Last words before smelly golden shower, oh, he's not neutered.
Artistic interpretation of Parisite Hilton's last gynecological exam.
From Jessica Simpson's new cosmetic line: Feline Ejaculation Spray, for both men & women!
Ok pull my tail one more time and you two mimes will be wearing Al Jolson blackface......
So that old wives tale about cats sitting on mime babies and sucking them up into their anus is true.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes find the true meaning to Scientology.
The Logo channel presents Mime Theater
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Are we sure this cat is a mime??
after the weekly scientology conference, tom and katie were shocked to see that suri was calling to them from inside the cat.
what what in the butt?
They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it!
Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam.
Shocking isn't it? Every asshole really DOES have an opinion.
I KNOW!! I KNOW!! You're doing a cat scan!!
So are you guys really gonna do everything that asshole tells you to do?
Cheesing - The only way to snap out of the memory and expression of Parasite Hilton's crab infested crotch!!
The cat's fatal flatulance problem was later described as silent, but deadly.
The top-secret production of "Puppet Titanic"was shut down in the middle of the pivotal "King of the World" scene, when mime puppeteers discovered a spy camera up "Leo DiCatrio's" butt.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
So that is where Richard Gere went!!!!
hey! i think this gumball machine needs to be restocked. i pumped the handle three times but the candy's always stale.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
D'OH! I just saw Jazzy's first post.....Great minds.
Sorry!
HELLO!...Hellooo....helloooooo....helloooooooo.....ooooooo
Can you hear me?....hear meeee....heeeaaarr mmmeeeee....meeeee?
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Put the cat down guys. Tweety's not going to come out looking like you remembered him.
the ghost of PARISites past.
When they asked to see Britney Spears pussy, it's not what they had in mind.
The GOP looking for their next candidate for president.
That's where Jessica Simpson's career went!
In a rare twist of events, the cat stuck Richard Gere in his anus
wait! We have been feeding it wrong!
They tried to tell Richard Gere that turn about was fair play, but they couldn't break out of their invisible box in time.
White Face, Black Hole
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What's the matter? Cat got your tongues?
Whiteys have always been afraid of real pussy