The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!

This is how the deadly Mime Flu got started. - Starvis

Runners-up:

Damn, even Lady Caca has her own perfume now. - jazzfish_77

They both realized that the cat had their tongue, they just didn't imagine that's where he put it - Anita Cocktail

Marcel and Sandrine react with horror as they play back the nanny cam. - City Barbie

VIA Holy Taco (Thanks Ben)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by gogogo on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:21pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by bluesea on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:58pm.

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Submitted by Trini on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:11pm.

testing avatar

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:30pm.

Those are all great! Anita's cracked me up.

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:52am.

Congrats, winnahs! jazzfish, yours rules!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:51am.

LOL funneh!!!

Well done, you lot!

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:40am.

They're all awsome!!!! LOL at the perfume :D
Congrats!

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:34am.

LMAO Starvis! And a big WooHoo to Jazzy ♥, Anita Cocktail (great username, BTW), and City Barbie ♥!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:20am.

congrats winners, go Jazzy!
City Barbie yours made me LOL

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Doughnuthoes on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:14am.

I just had to say that I loved the nanny cam one.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:36am.

YAY JAZZY!!! Congrats Starvis, Anita Cocktail & City Barbie! Funny ones!

Submitted by single050 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:16am.

I found a great place *** ==== RichSearching.c o m ======= *** It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:05am.

Congratulations Starvis!!Big YAYs to Anita Cocktail (my fav caption) and City Barbie.

Thanks MK! - always a great way to start the week.

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:50am.

Congrats Starvis - brilliant! Congrats as well to jazzy♥, Anita Cocktail, and CB♥!!

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Metric: Combat Baby

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:32pm.

Really, why can't they just mime their own business.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:43pm.

"Two men enter, one man leave!"

Submitted by talvezfueamor on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 6:28pm.

At every outbreak, herpes #1 & #2 still get shocked @ seeing Paris' greying, valtrex covered pussy, the only home they've ever known.

Submitted by adrienne_urban on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 4:51pm.

The Dresden Dolls reunite and decide to experiment with beastiality.

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 2:14pm.

NC Hick..esq.
OMG !! This cat is blind as well as mute..He just sent us a text message !!

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. . .. . .. .. . .. .. . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . ..
. . . . . .. . . . . .. . .

** http://www.mathsisfun.com/braille-translation.html

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:56pm.

NC Hick..esq.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:55pm.

NC Hick..esq.

Honey I think I have found our personal stash !!

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:50pm.

NC Hick..esq.

OMG, it's a Nancy Pussylosa !!!!!!

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:25pm.

This is what happens when you mime being stuck in a litter box, dumbass.

Submitted by SuffolkMike on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:20pm.

Holy catshit.....there's the Birth Certificate!!!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:43pm.

What expression did you think Jacko was gonna have when he glimpsed his first female asshole? Happiness?
Even LaToya is shocked and that is NOT her first time!

Submitted by BigMama2U on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:45am.

Miming Cat-ass-trophy is harder than it looks, props become necessary.

Let me get back to you on that....

Submitted by BigMama2U on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:38am.

Finally, the muse's have located Hohan's career.

Let me get back to you on that....

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:26am.

NC Hick..esq.

Wow..Its dark in there !!

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:24am.

NC Hick..esq.

I think I can see all the way to Kenya !

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:09am.

"Mah pussys hanging out with mime artists!"

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:51am.

Hopefully, this cat is about to illustrate how not only human, but all mammals, feel about mimes.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:42am.

I can haz fartz in Marcelz face?

Submitted by anasakrana on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:39am.

HOLY SHIT!! That cat has 2 assholes...WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!!?

Submitted by NC HICK on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 9:00am.

NC Hick..esq.

I think I can see "Hope" and "Change" Honey

Submitted by Pincheborracha on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 11:21pm.

Tim Burton Presents Johnny Depp in the adult film: Edward Scissorhands Salad Tosser. - Pincheborracha

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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!

Submitted by smileanyway on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 8:53pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

Submitted by jaariel on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 6:00pm.

I can haz sheelds not yrnell fer nootr doktr

Submitted by jaariel on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 6:00pm.

I can haz sheelds not yrnell fer nootr doktr

Submitted by bikini bottom u... on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 4:58pm.

Since the divorce, it is now Jon and Kitty...

Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 4:37pm.

THS: Shields & Yarnell

Submitted by frenchgoose on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 4:13pm.

How does that feel, Mel Gibson?

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:48pm.

Tapeworm says what?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:59pm.

Five years on, Marcel Marceau's minions set the Guiness World Record for "immortalizing the public reaction to Halle Berry's 'Catwoman'."

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:55pm.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by scarletsascha on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:52pm.

Holy Might Kate's 'Possum

"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom