Has Pink Finally Realized She Married a Dude?

There might be trouble in the one-year marriage of Pink and Carey Hart. Sources close to the couple claim they are considering calling it a day. They wed last January in Costa Rica after dating for years.

A source said, "Pink and Carey's marriage is in trouble. They're both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it's beginning to take a toll on their relationship. They're hardly ever together."

Pink has been touring Europe while Carey stays here tending to his tattoo shop. Methinks Pink isn't strictly dickly although she thought she was. If I was Carey I'd get sick of wearing a rubber vag over my dick too so Pink can suck it. Have you seen those rubber twats? Awesome! Perfect stocking stuffer!

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