Thursday, July 16th 2009
Um, Did You Forget Something?
Squinty Zellweger almost got hit by a bus at LAX yesterday, because she was too busy enjoying the sweet sensation of her coat's lining giving her nipples a gentle rubdown. Seriously, how did Squinty get up that morning and put on a jacket without a top on! Did the spirit of a crackie hobo flasher jump into her body? That would explain the hair too.
Actually, Squinty is just giving us a flash of her sexy toothpick physique before she has to get Bridget-Jones-a-fied again.
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Nice shoes though and maybe she has on a bathing suit top or a really really short tank top, a very pretty Agent Provocateur Bra? Just thinking out loud.
It is so annoying how she always just happens to be carrying a book. How many people, when casually reading a book, carry it around in their hand while walking around versus putting it in a bag or some shit? Her desperation to prove she's not a moron is so off-putting.
i don't believe rene z is reading this book. i previewed it on amazon and it looks boring as shit. actually, maybe she IS reading it.
even dolls get cold in winter
i don't believe rene z is reading this book. i previewed it on amazon and it looks boring as shit. actually, maybe she IS reading it.
even dolls get cold in winter
Submitted by Chilly on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:04am.
why is she carrying her yearbook with her.
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why is she carrying her yearbook with her.
I hate when celebrities carry books with the title out for all to see. I can't believe they think we are that stupid that we don't know it's their obviously lame ass attempt to look intelligent. I'm sure with that huge bag she really needed to carry it around like that. This shit gives me douche chills.
Squinty makes my head hurt, but I keep hoping she'll finally write that tell-all book and reveal exactly where Kenny ("I am Not Gay") Chesney has been hiding his shirt sleeves all these years.
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rapid weight gain and loss fucks up your metabolism. she's gonna be a fat-ass at 50.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:21pm.
Lol, TV! That's gotta suck for sure.
Was it the film she was sent to lay-off some people somewhere in Wisconsin? That shit was so fucking boring.
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Lol, TV! That's gotta suck for sure.
Was it the film she was sent to lay-off some people somewhere in Wisconsin? That shit was so fucking boring.
I was subjected to her last crap movie in both directions when I flew to Denver 2 weeks ago. Had I seen her at the airport, she would've been pushed in front of the bus.
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
Zellwigger is one of the most boring, flaccid bitch actress I'm aware of (as are 90% of them are). Yawn, I'd rather watch paint dry than watch one of her lame flicks.
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Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 5:32pm.
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Was Squinty born in 1959 too? My mom was, so curious about that one.
She's looking rather friendly to the paps lately. I prefer her lemon face to Reese's bitchface to be honest, oi...
Submitted by LuLu Fitz: "1. Who wears long sleeves and dark colors in the heat?"
It's muggy and nasty as fuck here in NYC and in the few minutes it took me to run to the end of the block for a few groceries, I saw about 4 people who were wearing way too much clothing. A woman in a TWEED jacket and a long black skirt and black tights. She was totally normal looking, too. (Homeless people and old people always wear more clothing than the weather warrants.)
Maybe she's wearing a tank top that doesn't cover her belly? Okay, I'm giving her too much credit, I'm actually happy that they're doing another Bridget Jones movie because her face looks prettier when she eats more and looks like a normal person. LOL!
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1. Who wears long sleeves and dark colors in the heat?
2. I doubt she knows how to read.
3. That Bridget movie sucks horse balls.
4. She's fug and whenever I see her onscreen I want to straighten out her face.
I laughed so hard when I read this and saw the picture!! She is really thin. ANd she looks almost attractive but her face is not that attractive.
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now that rene z is modelling the 1959 book i want one too. i'm THAT shallow. where can i get one?
even dolls get cold in winter
now that rene z is modelling the 1959 book i want one too. i'm THAT shallow. where can i get one?
even dolls get cold in winter
Her book is "1959" by Fred Kaplan (just published):
"Focuses on a pivotal historical year prior to the tumultuous 1960s decade to explore events that set the stage for subsequent changes, noting such landmark happenings as America's entry in Vietnam, the release of the birth control pill, and the invention of the microchip."
Squinty is soooo bizzare-are we supposed to think shes intelligent because shes got a book in her hand???
Nice hair as well squinty....
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Oh great, another Bridget Jones movie. If I never again see Renee doing her dopey British accent and saying stereotypical "female" things like "Oh bugger, I'm fat!" it will be too soon. And of course we'll be in for more stories about how Renee porked herself up for the movie and then lost it, she'll probably be on the cover of UsWeekly eight times.
The funny thing is, I don't even hate Renee. It's the Bridget Jones shit I hate. Bridget Jones= tired and over.
GREAT I STILL DON'T PUT ON A FUCKING LONG SLEAVE JACKET WHEN I GO TO THE BEACH, FUCK HER!!
worst still, shes wearing a black coat in summer!!and as if that book couldnt fit into her hefty big ol' bag.what a styleless poser
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Looks-wise, Renee's on the low end of average and girl has about the personality of a blob of oatmeal. Yawn. Why's this squinty little librarian famous again?
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Submitted by jim on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:18pm.
WHO FUCKING WEARS A JACKET IN SUMMERTIME IN SO. CAL. EXCEPT A FUCKING IDIOT CUNT!!!
Well to be fair it was about 75°F at LAX yesterday (a big break from the usual upper 70's in West L.A.
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I think the whole look works.
Tremendously!
and why the fuck do i care?....
i'm a loozer..................
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Like she really reads. Meanwhile, remind me again why she's still squinting her way across our screens? I fail to see the awesomeness here. Anyone?
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she looks cute, i'm sure she did that on purpose hah (well obviously she did)
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:06pm.
She is so thin - damn her. : (
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Ugly belly button there... REALLY REALLY ugly!
She also looks like she's modeling that book. Are we supposed to take notice of the title or something? The hand placement is just really weird...
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
It really does look like that bus is about to smoosh her while she's posing like she's hot sex.
And why is her belly button shaped like an ear? How does that happen?
Renee shows us her real birth year! Awsome!
Most boring bitch in Hollywood.
WHO FUCKING WEARS A JACKET IN SUMMERTIME IN SO. CAL. EXCEPT A FUCKING IDIOT CUNT!!!
over here we call a squint either "the old cod-eye" or "one looking at you, the other looking for you".
i think rene really just has old fashioned eye scrunch. like she's shortsighted.
even dolls get cold in winter
No surprise could make her eyes as wide as her belly button.
Dammit, Sandra Bullock! You can drive fast enough not to set off the bomb but not fast enough to run down Ms. Lemony Squidget?
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Bottom-feeder.
I envy these bitches, they gain weight, they lose weight, they have babies, get in a accident, have bed rest for 8 weeks where they can only eat bonbons... yet magically become thin again.
Fuck money...
Or money for fuck (which ever)
She is so thin - damn her. : (