Thursday, July 16th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Largest Skinny Dip In North America


Thousands of people gathered at a nudist resorts across North America (the video above is from Baltimore) to take off all their panties and jump into a pool together in order to set the Guinness World Record for the "largest simultaneous skinny dip" in history. They did it! And I also think they set a new record for the "largest number of people you don't want to see nekkid, getting nekkid at once."

Although, I'd gladly let the hot bearded piece at the 0:12 mark rub his fopa all over my b-cheeks. The same goes for Saggy McLowTits at the 0:22 mark. Fuck, I take back what I said about not wanting to see these people nekkid. That pool was like a big pot of pure hotness!

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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seeing it's an open post.... i just made the most delicious concoction ever!!!... regular white russian, plus a scoop of french vanilla ice cream, hershey's syrup, a couple of maraschino cherries, and to top it all off.... i broke open two Temazepams and mixed 'em in... oh yeah, this better make me not only sleep, but it should bring fuckin' fantastic dreams!!!

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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

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TV!
WAIT!! He was great in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"!!!! "Say thank you Gilbert!!"

Sibsi,
Juliette Lewis! Nutter that she is!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:09pm.
TV!
"I know, RIGHT!?!?!" Leo is not a tough guy lead anymore than Screech is! Anymore than Tara Reid is Lady Ophelia! He was cute in Growing Pains!!! Maybe...
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It's funny that they always feel the need to shoot him, when a broken flyswatter would do the trick.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:13pm.

LOL!

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Ah, screw it.

Was about to turn off the computer, but just saw decided to click on a 'latest post' and whad'yaknow? I gotta keep running my mouth.

The Basketball diaries had that chick who dated Brad Pitt when he was hot and she was a kid, right?

Hmm... yah, I could search that on imdb, butc the hell with that.

Oh and I knew the news about Crocs going under would please you, Evil Shoe. In fact, thought of you right away when I heard about it.

Okay. This is it for me for sure!

G'night, ya'll!

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Chungking - Voodoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wote2XlvYeU, 'cause some of you hors need to be introduced to some decent music from time to time~

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Leo will always be the boy living out of the dumpster on that show. Shit, I can't remember the name of the show now? Kirk Cameron was in it...

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I read some good news yesterday and again now. Crocs are taking a dive money-wise and I will be giddy for a week if the company folds! Take Ugg's with you!

*evil laugh*

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TV!
"I know, RIGHT!?!?!" Leo is not a tough guy lead anymore than Screech is! Anymore than Tara Reid is Lady Ophelia! He was cute in Growing Pains!!! Maybe...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:59pm.
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Leo was spectacular in "The Departed"

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

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"mangez la merde et mourez" OMG LMAO I love it!

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Nite, Chirio

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:48pm.
Oh FFS! I'm trying to watch "Basketball Diaries", but who the HELL casts Leo as a "basketball star"????? Cross dresser, yea, basketball star, um...hell NEH!
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Verne Troyer was busy. I've seen several DiCaprio movies, how does he get cast as a tough guy? That's like putting Renee Zellwegger in something where she's NOT a mutant.

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Have a lovely night all. see ya tomorrow or later.

Coma Caca!!

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Too late :(

Coma Caca!!

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Chirio!
LOL! I really am the crazy bunny lady appt!

She was cage agressive! Dogs/cats/rabbits...all hard wired to reproduce. If you don't alter (spay/neuter) them, they become agressive.

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What do you guys think of Andrei Codrescu? I'm working my way through "New Orleans, Mon Amour"...

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Oh FFS! I'm trying to watch "Basketball Diaries", but who the HELL casts Leo as a "basketball star"????? Cross dresser, yea, basketball star, um...hell NEH!

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Chirio's picture

lol yes: ah well... "as they say in la belle province mangez la merde et mourez"

Coma Caca!!

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talk about bunny Clarisse: I remember a time when I "adopted a bunny" but it was a girl. I thought it was a boy. every time I fed "Oreo" she" would scratch me..and I didnt know why. well she wanted a man. I was like WTF, be like your mother..but we broke apart and I gave her away. she is happy with her millions of babies now. arrrrrrrgh. incredible.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:28pm.

all this time you've been telling us all to eat shit!

but coma caca seemed so friendly.... *sad face*

ah well... as they say in la belle province mangez la merde et mourez

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

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Chirio!
Nooo!!! TV is a ladies man!!! *insert porn music*

Manly man!!! AND he rescues puppies!!! Nothin not to love there bunny!!!

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hands to myself...no!!! I wanna touch someone...a man ofcourse. Capt Spaulding??? juaaaaaaaaaaas hahaha.

Miss Thang goodnight sleep well and kick ass tomorrow on whatever you do!

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:23pm.
"I'd agree with you, but I don't want to jeapordize my position as DD's Twinkie wrangler."

I totally read that as "Titty wrangler."
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Everyone! Keep yo hands to yourselves! LOL

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@ TITS: also known as (TETAS en latino world)...Coma caca is Eat shit. anywais so far since last wk it's been summer time yet we are still in the Rainy season. A little windy but it's nice weather. so the best time to come over here is by November.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:23pm.
"I'd agree with you, but I don't want to jeapordize my position as DD's Twinkie wrangler."

I totally read that as "Titty wrangler."

Time to go to bed...
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FORMER titty wrangler! I was a stripclub bouncer for 3 years.

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Submitted by OVERCOME on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:22pm.

Holy shit, Hooked on Phonics did NOT work for you. Call Pat Sajak, see if he'll let you buy a preposition.

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:17pm.

beware of monkeys is a motto to live by in addition to a wise warning.

is it the weather ever cool there? I can't abide the heat. Hit 28C here on the weekend and I just about died! Hid inside in the dark until the sun went down.

ps I looked up me cago en la puta but there is no definition for coma caca - now you're not talking about punctuation are you...?
http://www.howtosayin.com/Coma+Caca.html

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"I'd agree with you, but I don't want to jeapordize my position as DD's Twinkie wrangler."

I totally read that as "Titty wrangler."

Time to go to bed...

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Stop the love you save may be your own.

http://whoismichael.com/index.htm

http://site2.mjeol.com/

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:17pm.
@ TITS: this is top secret! Pot is green pot is good and cheap. but be aware of the lil monkeys! that's my warning.
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Beware of Sock-Monkey too. She'll steal your pot.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:07pm.
lol TV... See, TV is one of those people who's ALWAYS funny. I disagree with him sometimes, but who the fuck cares. I mean, really, WHO FUCKING CARES. Isn't the point here to just have a laugh? Seems lie people ain't laughin like they used to anymore.

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T.V. funny? Really? I never noticed...guess I'll have to start paying a little more attention!

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I went and looked around the forum. Not much going on.

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@ Clarisse: so TV is a man..a man's man! if so..dreams destroyed. thats ok. there's always porno...i mean..imagination. (side eye)

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:12pm.
lmao DD.. I think I'd actually be flattered if I had a troll of my very own. *sigh* Someday maybe I shall..
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No you wouldn't. TRUST!

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@ TITS: this is top secret! Pot is green pot is good and cheap. but be aware of the lil monkeys! that's my warning.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:13pm.
Twinkie!?!?!?
EW!! That lasso kid was a FREAK!!!

Gimme a HoHo!!! You nibble the bottom chocolate bit off and unroll it with your tongue!!! Tons (pfft!) of fun!!
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I'd agree with you, but I don't want to jeapordize my position as DD's Twinkie wrangler.

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Miss Thang!
STFU!! You evil fat something something something! (I tried)

Chirio,
TV is a man's man!! Um, I don't mean a "Man's man"!!! I mean..um, TV is the Rottie of the man world!! (right?)

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:05pm.

We're all different so let's think or comment whatever we want. this is how it is. been here for more than 2 yrs and haven't had an issue. maybe once but that someone took crap personally but oh well...I am in Costa Rica and everyone is welcomed for sure!! My treat! ha!
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I may take you up on that. Costa Rician birds are AMAZING!!! Lots of tours to CR from here just for the birds.

Deeep sigh.

tell me about the quality of your pot please!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:12pm.
lmao DD.. I think I'd actually be flattered if I had a troll of my very own. *sigh* Someday maybe I shall..
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They're overrated, you can't feed them after midnight and they're always pissing on the floor. Get a puppy.

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ooooooooooh Capt!!!

Pls dont go to the forums I cant go in...almost 10 yrs later ha! :( (SAD FACE)

Coma Caca!!

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Twinkie!?!?!?
EW!! That lasso kid was a FREAK!!!

Gimme a HoHo!!! You nibble the bottom chocolate bit off and unroll it with your tongue!!! Tons (pfft!) of fun!!

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lmao DD.. I think I'd actually be flattered if I had a troll of my very own. *sigh* Someday maybe I shall..

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Stop the love you save may be your own.

http://whoismichael.com/index.htm

http://site2.mjeol.com/

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:09pm.

All man, baby!!!

(lol)

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:09pm.
Sibsi, MK has posted in the comments section under the alias "Michael K" LOL
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I bet the CIA really misses him.

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*talks to self: you know, Diamond, sometimes people have more than one member name and you don't ever really know who you're talking to*

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If TV is a man I wanna....nevermind...Capt Spaulding. lol

Coma Caca!!

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Sibsi, MK has posted in the comments section under the alias "Michael K" LOL

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Stop the love you save may be your own.

http://whoismichael.com/index.htm

http://site2.mjeol.com/

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:00pm.

I registered 2 years and I don't know how many weeks ago. The "cliques" were already here. It seems the same to me...

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You're just saying that so you can sit with the cool kids.
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Yeah. I'm the fat kid the cool kids take pity on.
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And I'm your Twinkie carrier.
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Shame on you!! (i'm gonna pop in on the forum, brb, or see you there. hi ho!)