Put A Thetan On It....
Someone who was at the Sasha Fierce show in Los Angeles told People that Tommy Gurrrrrllll was there without his Stepford Beard and he broke into the "Single Ladies" dance in front of everyone!! The ho went on to say, "Everyone was laughing and taking pictures."
If this ever makes it onto the internet, every Glittery Gay of YouTube is going to pack up their swish and go, because the know they could never top this! And by "never top this," I mean that in more ways than one, because I don't think Tommy Girl busts it like that.
My glitter fountain is slowly drying up just from picturing Tommy Girl dropping his Scientolohole low. That's probably the dance he does when Stepford Katie tries to get frisky. When Tommy thrusts his hips, even robotic vaginas shut down.
Image source: Fugly.com (how appropriate)
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LMAO Bradi & Jack!
Provolone at 1:16
We have a few good uses.
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/kevin408/?action=view¤t=Kil...
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M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:26pm.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY is Tommy Girl and Katiebot even there?
- Cuz they dun paid up their BLACKS ASS TAX!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:23pm.
He has no idea what other people think of him. Somewhere there's a story about him going to someone's house where a bunch of guys were watching a football game. Apparently, Tom was very nice and earnest but had no idea how to relate to the guys there. He was trying to fit in, but he kept missing.
He does that here - he's TRYING, but it just isn't working.
Makes me feel a little sorry for him.
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Yes! I think Jimmy Kimmel has people over on Sundays to watch games, etc. and he invited Tom, not really expecting him to show up. Anyway...he brought his mom????
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:26pm
Just chillin wit da bruthas.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
WHYYYYYYYYYYY is Tommy Girl and Katiebot even there?
Even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9WsMasBk_E&NR=1
I don't care who knows it I love Tom Cruise!
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EVEN MORE AWKWARD!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
OY. We gonna rock down to electric avenue.... and then we'll take it higher.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:21pm.
He's not dancing, he's trying to adjust his strap-on buttplug.
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Exactly!!! He forgot the Q-tip, throw away, move as well.
OY.
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Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
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Not her but is that thankfully or not?
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Oh My God...To be honest I couldn't watch it, but from the glance I had, I thought Katie had gotten extentions...lol
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:08pm.
I found the video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU
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MORE AWKWARD!!!
With that face he should have been dancing to Thriller. F*cking Monster Midget.
He has no idea what other people think of him. Somewhere there's a story about him going to someone's house where a bunch of guys were watching a football game. Apparently, Tom was very nice and earnest but had no idea how to relate to the guys there. He was trying to fit in, but he kept missing.
He does that here - he's TRYING, but it just isn't working.
Makes me feel a little sorry for him.
Still don't think he's gay. I think he's just crazy and fucked up. But his marriage is DEFINITELY fake.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
He's not dancing, he's trying to adjust his strap-on buttplug.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:17pm.
OH- that's not her?! i was thinking her legs and overall were looking really good! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9WsMasBk_E&NR=1
I don't care who knows it I love Tom Cruise!
AWKWARD!!!
Submitted by KillBilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:15pm.
Here's the real video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlyQZkq2Ug
BTW: LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE!!!
Oh I'm sorry ,but the absence of Katie and the similar height of both dancers threw me.
He looks like he's having muscle spasms or a seizure.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
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Not her but is that thankfully or not?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
katie almost looks embarrassed. you would think that this is minor in the scheme of her life!
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hehe...so true!
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God i hate white people sometimes.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:05pm.
Hahahaha.
He is doing The Elaine.
LOL
Here's the real video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlyQZkq2Ug
BTW: LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE!!!
I'LL SEE YOU IN HARLEM
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:08pm.
Ok that was funny until he started humping the wall and I saw his face! That was scary!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
All he's missing is a Long Neck Bottle of Beer and the white guy overbite bottom lip face.
Oh and his soul.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh, hell to the no--if this is how he get's his frisky on--it looks like TommyGirl is trying mount a moped and tune in radio free Europe on someone's nipples!
If TommyGirl were any douchier...what am I saying? He is the president of the Massengil Douche Club.
katie almost looks embarrassed. you would think that this is minor in the scheme of her life!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
He looks like such a dumbass. How embarrassing...
I love people who know they can't dance for shit, therefore NEVER DO. Clearly TommyGirl does not subscribe to this way of life.
I found the video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU
This is the same dude that danced in his undies to Bob Seger. He seems to be getting some of his sense of humor back with his Tropic Thunder role and dance fever.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I saw that full video on youtube. For a gay, he's got a terrible sense of rhythm. So looking forward to this making the rounds.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
The only thing that's missing is a couch.
His one redeeming quality is his constant willingness to embarrass himself.
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A loaf of bread...
You suck stupid ass, now just stop!
Poor Suri!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
They're all laughin' and smilin' but thinkin' " Fuck you lameass white boy!"
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Hahahaha.
He is doing The Elaine.
Yeah, blahblah....OP please.
This is almost as wick as the Lafayette gif down below...almost