Speaking Of Getting Robbed....
Thieves broke into Orlando Bloom's Hollywood Hills home last night and made off with a giant booty of his family jewels! Yeah, that does sound like the beginning of a really hot gay porn movie....
TMZ says that robbers crawled into Orlando's house through a broken window and around $500,000 worth of joo-ree including two fancy watches. Orlando wasn't home at the time. The cops say it doesn't look like a normal burglary, but they weren't shouting "INSIDE JOB" just yet.
Hermmmm.... Did the cops find fake tan grease on Orlando's joo-ree box, because HoHan IS an expert at crawling through windows..... You know, it would be kind of hot if HoHan turned out to be some kind of cat burglar. Crackburglar!
And this is slightly off-topic, but whenever I read Orlando Bloom, I think of onion bloom, which makes me think of an Awesome Blossom, which makes me hongray. I'm thisclose to spraying an onion with Pam, dipping it in Bisquick and then microwaving it on high for 10-minutes. Sandra Lee would totally do that!
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Lol the blond hair was a wig.... underneath it was a not so fashionable Mohawk.
I wish he would bleach his hair again, I totally fell in love with his Legolass look!
Orlando has a major beer gut and is doing everything he can to suck it in suck it in!
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Too bad they didn't steal those awful shorts.
FUCK YES! I would jump on him ANY DAY!
Thank you for this post... ladies and gentlemen ask the almighty poster and he will deliver.
Sorry this man has been my celebrity obsession since I was like 12... and he still stays there.
Mmm.
He does nothing for me. He reminds me of a male Mischa Barton.
There's a Robot Chicken sketch somewhere where some hikers in the arctic cold run into "Orlando Blooming Onion" and his head is an onion bloom. Mmm!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am.
Heya, darlin'! I've been traveling a LOT and hosting a foreign student for a couple of months. I miss my carefree days of posting on DL for hours on end! LOL!!!
That "Special Dipping Sauce" is the nectar of the Gods, I tell you! I KNOW, before I even eat it, that I'm going to be burping it up for days afterward! Does that stop me? Noooooooo!
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Why is Orlando's nip giving me the side eye?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:40am.
How can people not vote for the alcohol?! WTF?!
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Don't you see? The alcohol is IN Quween! They are ONE!
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Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:40am
I DID I DID!!!
On Topic: I want onion rings now.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:08am.
No love for the cheese fries? You all sicken me.
ROLFMAO! I never had them there! Definitely will try next time I go, just for you! LOL
How can people not vote for the alcohol?! WTF?!
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Submitted by Easy Rider on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:36am.
Strawberry Wine is going to lose HSOM.
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Qwueen is behind by over 100 votes, last time I looked! brb
Strawberry Wine is going to lose HSOM.
There's an Outback in NYC. An OLIVE GARDEN, too!
With all the great steakhouses and Italian restaurants here...
I read that Outback takes the cheap tough cuts of meat and uses a chemical to make them tender and give them "steak" flavor.
This was before I tried Outback in CT and thought it was pretty good for a chain restaurant.
Well............in the world of expensive watches, Orlando has cheap sht!
Check these out. The least expensive one is more than his half-million dollar loss:
http://stylecrave.com/2009-05-29/luxury-watches-10-of-the-worlds-most-ex...
Snowy: I think the sauce is mayo, chili powder, and some other crap. BUT you have to have special "carnie powers" to make it as good as Outback version. :P
jack and dee ;P
what is the dipping sauce like for the onion? I have never had one.
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I never been to one, but wikipedia said Outback Steakhouse has it. That is if the bloomin' onion you're talking about is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blooming_onion
ETA: fuck me, that serves me right to read the first ten posts and reply to them without reading any subsequent posts after, hah!
I see you all are knowledgeable of where to get a bloomin' onion, so sorry about re-posting the old infoz, yo~
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:11am.
HAHAHA... leave it to you to point that out.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:11am.
he's no soulja boy
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Both Chili's AND Outback have the bloomin onion.
he's no soulja boy
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Squishy gut. Yuck.
Fucking sparkly pansy-ass bitch.
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No love for the cheese fries? You all sicken me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:04am.
What I don't get is why he has $500,000 worth of joo-ree just sitting around his house. I'm no rich bitch by all means but wouldn't a person with half a fucking brain put that shit in a safety deposit box or something...? Who you gotta fuck to get a clue?!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:04am.
What I don't get is why he has $500,000 worth of joo-ree just sitting around his house. I'm no rich bitch by all means but wouldn't a person with half a fucking brain put that shit in a safety deposit box or something...? Who you gotta fuck to get a clue?!
--------------------------------------------------- I'd blame TMZ for hangin' at LAX , then airing celebes leavin' town, then the whole world knows who to go rob.
@Raul Duke
Looks more like a banana bedspread to me.
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That fuckin' banana hammock he's wearin' is a crime too.
What I don't get is why he has $500,000 worth of joo-ree just sitting around his house. I'm no rich bitch by all means but wouldn't a person with half a fucking brain put that shit in a safety deposit box or something...? Who you gotta fuck to get a clue?!
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Looks like its time for a diaper change what is that??
Outbacks still in AZ. Never been there.
I love how this necklace is only $275,000!!
http://www.rauantiques.com/item/Outstanding-Yellow-Diamond-Necklace.29-3...
Did they also steal the hotness from Legolas?
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Bottom-feeder.
Besides watches and the dainty bracelet Orlando is wearing, what other jewelry does this dude own that's worth $500,000?
Outback restos. are still open in Texas and New Mexico.
Blooming Onion = Orgasm of the tastebuds.
How do you have that much $$ in jewelry and not buy a safe. That's just retarded. I you can affort that much (even if it's only one item), you can afford this:
http://www.brownsafe.com/categories/jewelry_safes/jewelry_safes.htm
Still have Outbacks here in CA.
I thought MK was gonna comment about how it looks like they also stole the ass out of his shorts.
Can't believe Lohan and Ronson stiffed the locksmith who came to their rescue, and only gave him $20 for his trouble.
Cheap, classless, and tacky.
I thought Outbacks got closed down! All the ones I knew of here in Canada are long gone. I've definitely had those "worst thing you can ever order" cheese fries before. Ohhhh man
Didn't Chilis do the onion first?
Hey Sandra Lee is awesome. Her "I cook to help out the drunk Stepford wives of the world" show is hilarious!
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Find out where Blohan was that day, wasn't she trying to hit on Bloom not long ago in some club? Oh, and awesome Blooms;
http://ww7.texasroadhouse.com/NMotion/Menus/Menu-L57_1108.pdf
what a faggy little body... the pose ain't helpin' either.
@louise_brooks- He is Chris Nuñez, from Miami Ink.
@sophie_003- The model is Miranda Kerr and they are not engaged. But I have heard/ read in so many places that he is gay and she is a beard. But I of course take it with a grain of salt.
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Bloomin’ Onion®
A true Outback original. Our special onion is hand-carved by a dedicated bloomologist, cooked until golden and ready to dip into our spicy signature bloom sauce
Thanks eveyone, Outback! Yes, I haven't eaten at one of those for a long while, but that would be the place.
I love their "Bloomologist"!
Submitted by MJF on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:40am.
Bloomin' Onion found here...
MJF!!! LTNS! xo - love them dang things with that special dipping sauce!