The Emmy Nominations: True Blood ROBBED!
Once a-fuckin-gain, True Blood has been screwed over (not and in a sexy way)! Last year, the Golden Globes gave True Blood a big slice of FU pie and now the Emmy whores have served up a second piece.
The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and True Blood failed to get nominated in any of the major categories. Who does a bitch have to glamour in order to get at least one big nomination?! Even Lafayette's nalgas should have been nominated. I mean, they probably gave a better performance than William Shatner and his pepaw ass got nominated AGAIN for Boston Legal. They even overlooked Randi Sue from True Blood and that trick got effed in an alleyway while Tara poured trash all over her head. It was a truly inspired performance!
I'll have to work on a letter to all Emmy voters asking them why they are prejudiced against vampires.....and hot whores who get dicked in alleyways. Breeeeeathe. Anyway....
The Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series making it the first cartoon since The Flinstones to get a nomination. Lisa Simpson is giving the meanest shank-eye ever.
In prettier Emmy news, 30 Rock got the most nominations with 22. And Katherine HAGel was not nominated even through she tried to bring the raw emotion in a big way. HA. HA. HA. and HA. Unfortunately, the Emmys don't have a"Worst Annoying Hagface Who is Made Entirely of Nicotine" category, because Hagel would be a shoo-in for that one (GONG!).
A list of some of the major nominations is after the jump. Click here to see a full list. JUMP!!!
Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin - 30 Rock
Jon Hamm - 30 Rock
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Beau Bridges - Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston - 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch - 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands - Monk
Betty White - My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski - The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence - Grey's Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn - Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn - Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder - The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum - Project Runway
Jeff Probst - Survivor
Phil Keoghan - The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio - Top Chef
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement - Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub - Monk
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Hugh Laurie - House
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer
Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef
Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer - 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Jon Cryer - Two And A Half Men
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson - Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul - Damages
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth - Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins - Weeds
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest - In Treatment
Hope Davis - In Treatment
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:18am.
Bahahahaha!
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No nomination for Hasselhoff, the Emmys suck.
damn! stoney watches alot of tv
Final scan, that Supporting Actress Comedy category is some Sophie's Choice shit.
damn! stoney watches alot of tv
Thanks jilly. Never got into Weeds. You may be right. =)
Team Big Love, MJF and Intervention!
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I'm ........just mad that........(sunglasses off)..David...........Caruso didn't get nominated......for........his work in the field of......(tilts head)......incorrectly placed dramatic..........pauses...(sunglasses on).
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First you dissed MJF and now Antiques Roadshow? Talk to the hand, greenfinch.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, I like your picks. But Celia on 'Weeds' deserves the Emmy for supporting actress in a comedy, simply because she pulled the chola look off so well last season :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Weeds for the win. And 30 Rock. And I cosign the True Blood was robbed crowd. Oh and fuck CSI up it's recycled plots over and over ass.
How the fuck did Family Guy managed to get nominated over The Simpsons?
Fuck this shit.
jillypoo,
i don't like 30rock either. zzzzzzzzzzz.
I do love me some true blood (both books and show) but some of the acting is bad. And, I've spent a lot of time in Louisiana....most of the actors attempts at that accent are atrocious.
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Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters
really..of all the reality shows, these ones? like really..antiques roadshow... dog whisperer?
YEAH Family Guy. I love that show!
I am rooting for Justin...i swear when he is on, he makes SNL watchable.
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Piven got snubbed too actually, which is great cause usually his nomination pisses me off. Entourage is kind of like Hollywood giving itself a blowjob.
I hear MJ Fox was great on Rescue Me. Jon Hamm is hot shit so hopefully he cleans up for actor and his guest spot on 30 Rock.
These lists look the same to me every year.
"Fuck me running..."
Yaay Weeds, Dexter, Hugh Laurie....and Michael J. Fox!!! His guest star spot on Rescue Me was nothing short of awesome. Not too shabby this year, I think.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:14am.
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Hahaha...somehow I don't doubt that. But I guess if you've been nominated 17 times and never won, might make you a tad irritable. ;D
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My picks:
Outstanding Comedy Series
The Office
Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Carell - The Office
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Glenn Close - Damages
Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Outstanding Reality Program
Intervention
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
BOO to the vampire haters! 'True Blood' 4EVAH!
Ugh, am I the only one who doesn't like '30 Rock'?! So overrated!
At least Neil Patrick Harris was nominated, Hagel WASN'T, and 'Big Love' was finally recognized.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I've only ever seen like three things on this whole list, but all I have to say is JEMAINE! So beautiful.
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me
like they arent just gonna hand this to mjf..
btw i loves the big bang theory. at least it got one nod from my quick scan
Congrats michael emerson - you should win you deserve it you little, scary creepy man. And yay for LOST getting a nod for best drama series.
Congrats to Mia Michaels, Tyce, Tabitha &Napoleon and Dmitri on their SYTYCD nods!!
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i love trueblood, but it does have some of the worst acting ever.
I do hope Jim Parsons wins, he's yummy. Oh and funny :p
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:10am.
morning!! My cousin met Lucci. Went to some soap opera convention (yea, go figure). Showed up two hours late and she was a realllll bitch!
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:10am.
I agree!
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Wait, hold up - The Simpsons never got nominated for an Emmy? WTF? That show's a million times better than Family Guy. Jeebus.
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OK really! The same shows for tlike the last five years! That's why I don't even bother watching these run by cronies award shows!
Though the reality category is pretty good!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:09am.
I don't even know what Damages is.
Just Glenn Close bringing the bitch in an awesome and terrifying way, that's all you really need to know about Damages!
No Heigl is perfection. CHENOWETH!!! Fuck those Pushing Daisies haters, she's incredible.
I thought for sure that Heidi and Spencer would get nominated for Most Self Absorbed Twits.
The fact that Glenn Close, Holly Hunter, and Sally Field are all competing for a television acting award tells you something about today's Hollywood film industry. Sort of the equivalent of being "put out to pasture", I suppose.
Geez...even Susan Lucci managed to get nominated year after year.
And no nod to Mike Rowe as 'Outstanding Host For A Reality Program'? For shame, Emmy.
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I don't even know what Damages is.
At least Lost got one nomination.
edit, oh no, two: FOR THE WIN!
Michael Emerson - Lost
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How the hell did Family Guy get a nomination and the Simpsons did not? The Family Guy is crass (and not in a funny way) and is not funny at all to me. The Simpsons are original, funny, and witty. Fuck the Emmys.
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I don't watch many (any??) regular tv shows anymore but I just "discovered" this show a couple epys ago. It drew me right in and I thought 'wow, finally a good show on tv.' Figures it gets the shaft.
Where is The Cleaner???
FUCK THE EMMY!