The Emmy Nominations: True Blood ROBBED!
Once a-fuckin-gain, True Blood has been screwed over (not and in a sexy way)! Last year, the Golden Globes gave True Blood a big slice of FU pie and now the Emmy whores have served up a second piece.
The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and True Blood failed to get nominated in any of the major categories. Who does a bitch have to glamour in order to get at least one big nomination?! Even Lafayette's nalgas should have been nominated. I mean, they probably gave a better performance than William Shatner and his pepaw ass got nominated AGAIN for Boston Legal. They even overlooked Randi Sue from True Blood and that trick got effed in an alleyway while Tara poured trash all over her head. It was a truly inspired performance!
I'll have to work on a letter to all Emmy voters asking them why they are prejudiced against vampires.....and hot whores who get dicked in alleyways. Breeeeeathe. Anyway....
The Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series making it the first cartoon since The Flinstones to get a nomination. Lisa Simpson is giving the meanest shank-eye ever.
In prettier Emmy news, 30 Rock got the most nominations with 22. And Katherine HAGel was not nominated even through she tried to bring the raw emotion in a big way. HA. HA. HA. and HA. Unfortunately, the Emmys don't have a"Worst Annoying Hagface Who is Made Entirely of Nicotine" category, because Hagel would be a shoo-in for that one (GONG!).
A list of some of the major nominations is after the jump. Click here to see a full list. JUMP!!!
Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin - 30 Rock
Jon Hamm - 30 Rock
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Beau Bridges - Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston - 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch - 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands - Monk
Betty White - My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski - The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence - Grey's Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn - Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn - Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder - The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum - Project Runway
Jeff Probst - Survivor
Phil Keoghan - The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio - Top Chef
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement - Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub - Monk
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Hugh Laurie - House
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer
Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef
Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer - 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Jon Cryer - Two And A Half Men
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson - Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul - Damages
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth - Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins - Weeds
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest - In Treatment
Hope Davis - In Treatment
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Submitted by Team KFed on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:31am.
It's not sexist it is actually true! Women and men have different approaches. WOman are not assertive enough sometimes with dogs. But not all cause my dog listens to me more than my hubby but she's more scared of him if she does something bad!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:36am.
Hello! Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes! lol, "What's with all this computer nonsense?" and "I get too much mail nowadays!"
*drinks metamucil*
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I'm ........just mad that........(sunglasses off)..David...........Caruso didn't get nominated......for........his work in the field of......(tilts head)......incorrectly placed dramatic..........pauses...(sunglasses on).
I nearly died when I read this. He truly was robbed!
I don't watch TV so much so I can't really agree with the list but I know for sure that they need to get rid of Entourage and include True Blood. Entourage is the most amount of sh*t I've seen on TV in a long time (excluding just about any show from MTV or VH1 that is).
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I had alot of love for the canceled shows nominated.. Pushing Daisies was both pretty and well-written and Chenoweth was great. and on Boston Legal Shatner and Spader had undeniable hetero-chemistry and the fact that they got married on the finale was priceless. Hope those two grab 'em.. and, oh yes, Neil Patrick Harris!!
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:34am.
i still loves watching all those hopeful people willing to sell their family heirlooms on antiques roadshow :P what esle is on sundays at 6 lol.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:31am.
I don't know if I have the Slice channel, I will have to check. Yah Canadian shows never get recongnized! But half the producers and creators of American shows are Canadian.
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I myself was disappointed Jon and Kate wasn't nominated for best comedy.
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EEG - Yes, it's an excellent show!
Weeds is a show for hoodlums. A lustful, smutty mother running around nude in front of her children, getting her little boys to sell the Devil's weed!
ubmitted by Dixie Levi Glick on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:30am
me thinks he totally deserves that emmy
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:33am.
I were kidding! =)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Seriously M.E., I watch VERY little tv and love that show.
Bratt is excellent.
Ugh. The Emmys are lame. True Blood is awesome. And I agree, if anything, Lafayette should have been nominated. Maybe next year.
Am happy to see Michael Emerson again though, even though he'll most likely lose again. I'm just firebombing them if he loses to William Shatner *vomit*
Also extremely happy to see Jeremy Piven shut out FINALLY. Fucking douchebag. Maybe NPH will actually stand a chance this year!!
Submitted by blixicles on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:27am.
Yeah it was so hard to copy and paste the list and delete the ones around my pick. Took me all of 45 seconds. I guess it might take longer for a mouth breathing numbskull like yourself.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:32am.
Deadliest Catch - good God, the one where that dude's sis died - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(
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Was this a new episode? I haven't seen that one!
Submitted by michaels queen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:28am.
Word! I have many TIVOed episodes of Breaking Bad I need to watch.
Carol Burnett played a nephew humper? Ewwwww!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:18am.
First you dissed MJF and now Antiques Roadshow? Talk to the hand, greenfinch.
oh dont get me wrong i loves the antique roadshow. buuuuuut i dont think its emmy worthy.
Yeah Jermaine!!!!!
Cat Deeley wuz robbed!
EEG - I agree....The Cleaner???? HELLO!?!?!?
Deadliest Catch - good God, the one where that dude's sis died - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:22am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:17am.
If you own a dog, Dog wisperer is a great show! I love it!
Mr. Team Kfed loves the Dog Whisperer and swears that guy is magic. The one time I watched it, whisperer guy made some sexist comment about women having a harder time raising a dog because they were, well, women & I (pms-ing) refused to ever watch "that misogynistic prick" again. Maybe I'll try it again when Mr. Team Kfed isn't around to remind me that I swore never to set eyes on the whisperer show again because it does seem like something I would like...
Crazy,
On Slice, dude out of Calgary. Guess our Canadian shows don't rank. Link:
http://www.slice.ca/Shows/ShowsPage.aspx?Title_ID=105200
Jim Parsons "Big Bang Theory" is brilliant as Dr. Sheldon Cooper. I hope he wins.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Bubba is not happy.
thank you. thank you very little.
And where is Animal Cops and Deadliest Catch? lol
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Damn, TLC only has shows about midgets, overbreeders, lumberjacks, and tattoo artists, you would think they could do ONE of them well enough to get nominated. Time to do a show about tattooed midget lumberjacks with 13 kids, baking wedding cakes.
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Michael Emerson is the best damn actor on tv
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Oh boy, let's git all the beautiful together for ass kissin' and reach arounds ! So who got the nod for pivot man (host) of this years circle jerk?
These awards shows are all crap anyway. Emmy or not, Trueblood is far more entertainning TV than most of the shit in the list, and that is the only thing most TV shows should aspire to be: Entertainning!
How was True Blood not nominated for Best Hot Blond Vampire? I usually don't find blond guys remotely attractive but Erik the Viking Vampire needs to be recognized as a hot piece of ass.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
i honestly (and dont hate one me with this) why people like the american version of the office. its just not funny..esp after watching the uk version. ricky gervais is a genius, and where steve carrell is funny (and i do like him) its just not the same.
Bryan Cranston is the best actor on TV. Period. Breaking Bad is genius.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
i hope stoney isn't talking about meeeee!!
but damn that's a big long list. that thing took time and effort.
Reports Stoney
LMAO
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Carol Burnett played psycotic Aunt Birdie who was boinking her nephew and conning him into killing all her husbands on Law and Order! It was great, lol.
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Yay Jemaine!!!!!!!!
True Blood is the shit! The gratuitous sex must have offended the old prudes who nominate people.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:24am.
Why did I think Entourage was a drama?
'Cause it's not funny?
Family Guy was FUCKING AWESOME when it was on originally in '99-'01, but has been pretty lame since it was brought back.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:24am.
Why did I think Entourage was a drama?
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Why does HBO classify it as a comedy?
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I thought I watched alot of tv. But I guess I don't. I have never seen ANY of these shows. I only saw the first season of Dexter.
But from the list, it looks like the same shows and actors get nominated year after year. No surprises. No shockers.
Amd if you're an older generation actor, you are almost GUARANTEED to be nominated in the guest category. Even if the role wasn't that good. I saw Ernest Borgnine on the ER finale. It wasn't that great.
MissJaneTexas Oh I didn't even see the SYTYCD noms, YAY!
what did you think about last night? I don't think this is OT?
Stoney: The Amazing Race ALWAYS wins, it has never lost.
I am soooo glad I am not the only one who thinks the acting on True Blood sucks (ha ha pun)
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Oh, and I love Entourage.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:24am.
What show is that and when is it on? I wouldn't mind checking out!
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Love Weeds, Mad Men and Breaking Bad.
I will ask again, where is The Cleaner?
At The End of My Leash kicks the Dog Whisperers ass.
Why did I think Entourage was a drama?
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Hahahaha TeeVee!
The Outstanding Drama series category is tough! I love almost all those shows.
Carol Burnett was on Law and Order? I hope she wins.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:17am.
If you own a dog, Dog wisperer is a great show! I love it! The antique raodshow is awesome to if you like that stuff. The only reality show on their I can't stand is Intervention! Spoiled fucking adults halfl of them are!
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Since when the fuck is there a category for Best Reality TV host?
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Can I not go five seconds on this site without a new fucking stalker? *sigh*
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