The Emmy Nominations: True Blood ROBBED!
Once a-fuckin-gain, True Blood has been screwed over (not and in a sexy way)! Last year, the Golden Globes gave True Blood a big slice of FU pie and now the Emmy whores have served up a second piece.
The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and True Blood failed to get nominated in any of the major categories. Who does a bitch have to glamour in order to get at least one big nomination?! Even Lafayette's nalgas should have been nominated. I mean, they probably gave a better performance than William Shatner and his pepaw ass got nominated AGAIN for Boston Legal. They even overlooked Randi Sue from True Blood and that trick got effed in an alleyway while Tara poured trash all over her head. It was a truly inspired performance!
I'll have to work on a letter to all Emmy voters asking them why they are prejudiced against vampires.....and hot whores who get dicked in alleyways. Breeeeeathe. Anyway....
The Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series making it the first cartoon since The Flinstones to get a nomination. Lisa Simpson is giving the meanest shank-eye ever.
In prettier Emmy news, 30 Rock got the most nominations with 22. And Katherine HAGel was not nominated even through she tried to bring the raw emotion in a big way. HA. HA. HA. and HA. Unfortunately, the Emmys don't have a"Worst Annoying Hagface Who is Made Entirely of Nicotine" category, because Hagel would be a shoo-in for that one (GONG!).
A list of some of the major nominations is after the jump. Click here to see a full list. JUMP!!!
Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin - 30 Rock
Jon Hamm - 30 Rock
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Beau Bridges - Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston - 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch - 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands - Monk
Betty White - My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski - The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence - Grey's Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn - Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn - Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder - The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum - Project Runway
Jeff Probst - Survivor
Phil Keoghan - The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio - Top Chef
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement - Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub - Monk
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Hugh Laurie - House
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer
Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef
Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer - 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Jon Cryer - Two And A Half Men
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson - Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul - Damages
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth - Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins - Weeds
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest - In Treatment
Hope Davis - In Treatment

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I don't think I need to tell you who I'm most happy for...NPH! NPH! NPH!
Oh, also happy about Dexter, House FoC, Toni Collette, Jim Parsons and The Office
True blood totally deserved a nom, however, im totally excitied to see Flight of the Conchords get some recognition!!!! love those kiwis!
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I cannot believe they dissed TB like this! I cannot stand network t.v. and obviously TB is too edgy for them...for this reason I am banning the Emmy's this year! TB is the BEST show I have seen in years...what a bunch a ah's the academy is for not nominating them...a big booo to those fucktards!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:01am.
fuckin hilarious... sounds like some shit I could pull over on mine, too.
this show freaks my wife out... why you ask? because when they put the crabs down below all she can think of is being trapped down there with 85,000lbs of live crab.... idiot.
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No morning wood yet? Come on!
Submitted by stix2 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:32am.
Cat Deeley wuz robbed!
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*british accent* "WORD! I bloody well was!!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I would have nominated Metalocalypse for best comedy any day. Fuck "The Family Guy"!
The only Seth MacFarlane show worth a damn is "American Dad" anyway and that's because his writing staff writes most of it.
There's no justice when a show like "True Blood" or "United States of Tara are ridiculously overlooked like this for sure.
Incidentally, Toni Colette is an actress who truly deserves an Emmy, GG, BAFTA, Oscar... you name it.
Winslet used to be the great young actress who did not have every award she damn well deserved. I feel now that Kate finally got her Oscar, Toni is due to something big for sure.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:39am.
It's not sexist it is actually true! Women and men have different approaches. WOman are not assertive enough sometimes with dogs. But not all cause my dog listens to me more than my hubby but she's more scared of him if she does something bad!
That's why I called bullshit when he said it. While Mr Team Kfed spends quality time watching the dog whisperer talking about women not being able to train dogs as well as men, our dog (and cat for that matter) are giving him the sideeye when he give any kind of direction and jumping immediately when I say jump :). But I'm terribly curious now & am setting my work aside for the rest of today to study up on the inner workings of dogs because (after thinking about it) I could see how sex may play a part in obedience training - especially if talking about an all female household...
shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:57am
Ok, I admit it, I love Big Bang Theory.
Raj is my favorite on there.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Team Dexter! Lost got a little love - Emerson deserves to win. Funny that 2 1/2 Men wasn't nominated for best series, yet got the usual acting noms. Parson for Big Bang is thumbs up. Ernest Borgnine was great on ER. Angela Bassett should have been nominated for ER. Would have liked to have seen Johnny Lee Miller recognized for Eli Stone (comedy or drama?).
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am
The Deadliest Catch rocks... I saw that episode the other night. The BW was baaaaawwwwlin.
--------- The wife and I got addicted during the Memorial Day marathon, I told her the other night Sig's last name was Arette and she believe for a second! bahaha!
I love me some Family guy , but The Simpsons should have gotten that honor when they first came out, now? not so much but you guys know what I mean.
I watched the geek's show (big bang theory ?) the other day for the first time; a show about geeks? really? the dude that got nominated was somehow ok, but after seeing him today anouncing the nominations I realized he is just werid like that.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:55am.
Yes and no. LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I hope Sarah Silverman wins for "sense of humor most like that of a 6 year old boy".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by LA on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:42am.
Christina Hendricks was robbed. So was Alex Skarsgard for Generation Kill.
ITA! Alexander was soooo good as Brad Colbert. There's an extra on the Gen. Kill DVD where the real soldiers talk with Evan Wright. When you compare the real Colbert with Alexander's Colbert, the similarity is uncanny.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:53am
oh do!
crazy, i think you can watch episodes of rich bride poor bride online...
or for anyone else that feels the need to watch selfish twats plan a wedding they cant afford :P
No problem, dear.
And you gamble? AND drive a truck???!!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:48am.
Hey Walrus reminds me of somebody named Leona!!!
The words fucktard and asshat popped into my mind.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:52am.
Sounds good, gonna check it out tonight!
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NoAnjl - I saw the preview, so I new that some family memeber was ill, etc. Don't worry. You didn't ruin anything. ♥
And I agree with the poster below, WTF is Nip/Tuck!?!?!?!? This is it's last season and NO nominations?
Pffffffffft.
greenfinch,
Nope haven't seen those ones! Like I said I watch very little tv. Next time I have the blues I will catch a marathon.
Crazy, order it. Tier 2 cable with Shaw channel 41.
Oh and thanks for the fuckin storms, jack.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:48am.
Hey Walrus reminds me of somebody named Leona!!!
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Submitted by JMP on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:46am.
Where's Nip/Tuck? NOTHING for Nip/Tuck?
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How about "Best Show, 7 Years Ago"?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:47am.
its pretty much on basic cable. well the package just up from basic. its on 41 here in toronto...
the shows are awesome. newlywed or nearly dead..where newlywed couples fight and go on show for cousling.
or outlaw inlaws, where peoples inlaws live with them and hate the spouse and treat like crap.
or till debt do us part..oh man. best channel ever!
(also shows real housewives or oc)
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:50am.
Yeah! I can pay off that gamblin debt and my F150 loan!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:50am.
HELL YEAH!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:45am.
Yah I know, but I figured an original show like Fringe wouldn't so it doesn't surprise me. Oh and 24? It's all about circle jerking like you said!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am.
i apparise your brick at 500,000 dollars..
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DEXTER BETTER WIN SOMETHING THIS YEAR GOTTFUCKINGDAMMIT!
AND NO FRINGE??? WALTER!!!!! He deserves an award for being WALTER!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am
The Deadliest Catch rocks... I saw that episode the other night. The BW was baaaaawwwwlin.
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16 and Pregnant got robbed, too. I mean, those actresses play obese redneck white trash prenant teenagers so well I'd almost think senarios that horrible happen in real life. Oh wait...
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am.
did you see this past weeks show? with the chick that tried to barter her way thru the whole thing, and when she didnt buy her fiance the "right ring" he threw it in lake ontario? bahahahaha
or the chick that had to be flown into her wedding by helicopter?
or the sisters that had the double wedding at the one chick bought that trashy dress and her dad was like that looks like shite on you so she went and bougth another 1500 dollar dress? oh man i could go on forever. the show drives me bonkers but yet i cant stop watching it.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:34am.
Weeds is a show for hoodlums. A lustful, smutty mother running around nude in front of her children, getting her little boys to sell the Devil's weed
*************** The Moral Majority is neither! Go thump your bible where some one gives a shit!
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:39am.
Ok I need to order this channel, unless I have and don't know!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:44am.
Oh man, I am so sorry I ruined it for you! :( Well, have tissues handy. Sorry!
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LA??????? ltns! *hugs*
Where's Nip/Tuck? NOTHING for Nip/Tuck?
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:39am.
Nothing for Fringe? That's sucks donkey balls!
*pulls up mom jeans and walks into Antiques Roadshow*
So I have this old brick. I think it might be something special. It was passed down to me from from my daughter. I think it has a picture of Michael Jackson on it if you look real closely. It worth anythang?
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greenfinch,
The Slice channel is my ice cream. Whenever I am feeling down it fixes me right up!
Have seen some serious hood rat stuff on Rich Bride Poor Bride.
NoAnjl - Man! I have that DVR'd. Haven't watched it yet. I am going to have the serious sads.
Submitted by stix2 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:42am.
tuesday nights baby...
i could not believe that one couple made their wedding planner dress up as an ice cream cone and hand out tickets to the mr. softee truck they rented for their wedding..like how humiliating..but the fact htat he did it with such umfph and danced while doing it..he deserves an emmy
Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole 30 Rock being the greatest thing ever-thing?
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Lafayette is the best thing on that dippy show. i was gonna stop watching if they killed him off the show
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Mad Men sweep.
House was pure shite last year, doesn't deserve Best Drama nod.
Glad Heigl and Piven were snubbed. Rein those egos in.
Christina Hendricks was robbed. So was Alex Skarsgard for Generation Kill.
Props to Jemaine.
Those of you who love the Slice reality shows, be more upset that they get shafted at the GEMINI (Canadian Emmys) awards every damn year.
WTF. Rich Bride Poor Bride marathons are my life.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:33am.
hi M.E.! Yes, it was on Tues night! I was bawlin at the end. A couple of the guys were crying even! :(
I myself was disappointed Jon and Kate wasn't nominated for best comedy.
Stony, you're going to make me have to leave this site. I don't know how many more guffaws my coworkers will allow me before I am reported to HR.
Fuck yeah Elisabeth Moss! I hope she wins. I'm kinda torn between Breaking Bad (which was awesome this season) and Mad Men.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:35am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:31am.
i bloody loveeeeeees rich bride poor bride, cause it annoys the shit out of me that people are so willing to go into debt over stupid shit for a wedding...
i also looves the drunk as a skunk wedding planner david vallee... he should so be hsotd!
his twitches and shakes make me laugh..oh and the fact that he'll tell peopel that they're too cheap and shit...