The Official End Of Wino And Blaaaaaaaaaake!

Every crackie in Camden will be bowing their heads for a few seconds longer as they light their pipe today, because the cracked out romance of this century has had its last puff! Wino's divorce to Blaaaaake was granted today which means they are no more. Wino and Blaaaake weren't in court today when a judge brought down the machete. It only lasted a few seconds.

Blaaaake is the one who filed for divorce and wrote down "adultery" as the reason why he wanted their beautiful union flushed down the toilet. Wino admitted to doing NOT RIGHT sexy times last year with a couple of dudes. In the papers, Wino admits to passing her married puss around and also stated that she will not defend the case. No, she wouldn't even scream "BLAAAAAAAKE" at the top of her molten lungs one last time. What is going on in this world?!

I feel like we should all put on a pair of caca-covered ballet slippers and run through the street screaming "BLAAAAAAKE" for old time's sake, because this means I have to start calling him just "Blake." Or just "fucktard," because anybody who pushes away love from such a beautiful creature really has heroin ash for brains.

The only good thing that come out of this split is if Wino finds comfort in the track mark-covered arms of DREAMBOAT DOHERTY! I think every dealer in the world just jizzed their pants.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by jls on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:12pm.

Damn, I hope z-listed was joking. Blaaaaaaake was a dickhead, and hopefully now Amy can get back to putting out good shit like she should've been doing all along.

I'm gonna rustle up a crackhive in celebration!

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:22pm.

This saddens me. I thought if ever a couple was made for each other, these two kids were it! ~sigh~

Submitted by Bella Envyi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:21pm.

I really hope she can get back to this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNujuIvyERM&feature=related

and this.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxQu08g2mg&feature=related

Back to Black is amazing but I actually bought Frank after that and haven't stopped listening to it since. She's all I listen to. Come back Amy!

Submitted by blaaaake on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:19pm.

good deal, Amy. that guy was toxic.

Submitted by soul on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:13am.

YES Amy is free!

Submitted by joan cusack on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:30am.

Finally we got a break from the irreconcilable differences shit

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:27am.

Now that that's done maybe Amy can get on with it.

Death or music.

Either way, don't leave us hangin'!

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:54am.

Look how cute she was just a couple of years ago! Damn, Blake did her bad.

Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:47am.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:58am.

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See, I get that but from many, many people I know in the music circle, BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE was a well known hanger-on and drug dealer, especially in London. His previous record of bumming on peoples' settees and living hand to mouth proves that even more.

Amy was in the midst of some heavy weight-loss and was obsessive with that at the time of meeting him. She clearly has an addictive personality but I do believe he fuelled it further and preyed upon her insecurities.

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:44am.

Bannon - LMAO @ Crack & Black!! Wooohooo!!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:43am.

Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:38am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:32am.

Morning!

Ditto luv!

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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:38am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:32am.

Morning!

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Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:35am.

Am I mistaken (a bit off topic here, but but bear with me) but didn't Amy have the same types of nasty sores on her legs that Michael Jackson had?

They could have done a duet called "Crack and black"

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:32am.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:01am.
Sweet video, LOL at the popo drives right on by that mess!

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:30am.

I cant help it.... I love me some Amy!!
*hopes against all hope she gets it together*

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:30am.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:12am.

Hey, I think Amy's relationship with Fucktard was very distructive, and took her down the road of drugs. I do HOPE she can move on.
We will see!

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:23am.

I'm glad the whole thing is over, even though it was entertaining at times. Too bad HE divorced HER, and not the other way around. I know druggies don't usually behave like gentlemen, but this one is particularly repulsive.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:13am.

@ CRAZY - glad you enjoyed the video. Don't mess with the Mama, 'specially when the young kids are present. I would hope that the crackie's ass she kicked, moved his 'operation' a few blocks away, as to avoid another serious ass whuppin' from Mama. I would (not that I'm a crackhead in anyway, lol!) :D
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:12am.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:58am.
I'm beginning to think Amy is Amy's problem, not so much Fucktard

I Don't, I think Blake is the cause and solution of all of Amy's Problems.
She has always been talented, yes but only after Blake Broke her heart she was able to write the Master piece that Back to Black is.
I have a Love and Hate realetionship with my feelings for Blake, he destroyed what once was Amy, but without him the world would have never heard songs like "Love is a loosing game"

I do wish Amy would put her act together, but I am afraid is really too late. :(
I can't help it I <3 Amy.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:09am.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:01am.

Thanks for that! Bahahahaha! I watched it twice! But seriously I know the kids are watching but that's probably why she kicked his ass cause she doesn't want no crackhead around them!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:05am.

You mean this "catch" is on the market now? ( check airfares to London)

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:01am.

Wino & Petey would make such a lovely couple. Check out this funny crackheads video. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIeOXOtq0E&feature=related

I love when the cops drive by how they stop fighting for a few seconds & then resume when the fuzz keep driving down the street. Awesome!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:59am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:32am.

My ass is as flat as a Pancake?

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:58am.

Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:52am.
Thank the lord, maybe she'll fix up now?

Nice wishes, but they've been de facto apart for over a year. I'm beginning to think Amy is Amy's problem, not so much Fucktard.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:52am.

Thank the lord, maybe she'll fix up now?

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Submitted by DeeDee2 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:50am.

I hope Blake gets the stuffings beaten out of him by a Wino fan one of these days, and his mum who thinks the sun shines out of his butt should get slapped too.

You go, Amy! Clean yourself up and make the music you were born to make!!!

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:44am.

IV: I vote for WAKE & BAKE.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:41am.

I miss when he was "blakeincarcerated"
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:37am.

Ok, so can she let this be the catalyst for the SEQUEL to Back to Black? WORK, BITCH!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:35am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:32am.
What can she turn her BLAKE tatoo into?
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How about FLAKE?

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:35am.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:22am.
Blessedly no crackie chirren were involved.

Yes, thank God that these two did not procreate!

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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:34am.

I'm glad this relationship is ending. I do wish Wino would stand up and tell him to take a hike without any compensation tho, 'cause he totally does not deserve any of her money.

If anything, from what's all been said, he was the one who assisted her drug addiction, derailing her career and now who knows when Wino will be able to make monies again?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:32am.

What can she turn her BLAKE tatoo into?

Cake
Bake
Lake

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:31am.

Now if she will just fade away forever, then the story will be complete. It sounds like her days of producing worthwhile music are long gone.
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Maybe she should marry Bobby Brown?

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:31am.

I'm going to suggest that she burn the ballet slippers to commemorate the blessed event.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:28am.

I hope Wino's crack weave gets placed in a good home. A home that will feed it (crack), cut out the scorched ends (caused by the crack pipe), and tease the shit out of it so it can hide massive amounts of drugs (mainly crack.)