Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Whitney Houston's New Album Cover
This is the cover for Whit Whit's big comeback album and I hope she stamped it with a giant HELL TO THE NO when she saw it. The Photoshop fuckery aside, they couldn't find a picture with a better expression than this mess? Whit's giving me a cross between "My doody bubble got stuck" face and "You got another ciggie?" face.
Although, I do approve of her Beverly Hills Teens earrings. They got that right.
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Why does Whitney look near-tears? Did her dealer finally cut her off?
Seriously, in MK's immortal words, her face gives me the sads in a bad way.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
That looks nothing like Whitney - why so sad - Bobbi Christina give momma a hug
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And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!- Michael K.
Twat Zapper oh please....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:50pm.
I get some racist tones from that...please tell me I am mistaken.
That does not look anything like Whitney.
who is that? she is pretty inside too you know.
#1. that's not her nose
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
That face is an amalgam of Whitney, Rihanna, and Beyonce.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I look to you...for some crack.
You know she do.
beautiful. photo shopped, but beautiful.
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
huh? who dat?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Ummm...isn't Photoshop supposed to make you more attractive than you really are?? They fugged her up.
LOL - I'm just going to repeat what everyone else is saying: Who is that???
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
She looks like a skinny version of her godmother Aretha Franklin.
"I Look To You"?
You look to me like Shirley Bassey.
It may work.
Who the fuck is THAT? Basement Baby?
Well, I look to you too Whitney, but I don't think that is you! Who the hell is that?!?!?!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Who is that? It sure as shit ain't Whitney.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.