Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Whitney Houston's New Album Cover
This is the cover for Whit Whit's big comeback album and I hope she stamped it with a giant HELL TO THE NO when she saw it. The Photoshop fuckery aside, they couldn't find a picture with a better expression than this mess? Whit's giving me a cross between "My doody bubble got stuck" face and "You got another ciggie?" face.
Although, I do approve of her Beverly Hills Teens earrings. They got that right.
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I actually think that's a beautiful picture. i'm team whitney. hell to the no! _____________________________________________
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WTF is with that pix????
Geezus, was that done by Stevie Wonder trying to learn photoshop?
This can't be the same person featured yesterday here. She looks at least 20 years younger from yesterday all of a sudden. Why can't people just look more real, flaws & all? Fuck Hollyweid asshats, the lot of them!!
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She doesn't even look like Whitney Houston. At least with normal photoshopping, they make a person look better - flawless. But this bitch isn't even Whitters!
If you cover one side of this person's face and then remove your hand, each side of her face is completely different. She has a case of the Shannen Dohertys.
I don't know who that is, but it is NOT Whitney Houston!
Let's face it. She might be a little photoshopped, but it's a far cry from how bad she looked in "Being Bobby Brown"!
She seemed so rambling and crack damaged @ The Grammy's this year... its hard to believe she can make a full comeback..
YES , payola @ Arista can get her a chart hit on the radio but pulling it off live again.. we shall see... of course this IS 2009, where ppl pay $100 bux to see our lady of cheetos stumble around on stage lip syncing while flashing her possum for anyone interested..
I was afraid of Nippy ending up like MJ honestly if an intervention wasnt staged...
Good Luck Whitney!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
i like it cos its contained the look of lost child in da eyes
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by blueangel on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:02pm.
This photoshop stuff is getting ridiculous! She might have looked like this 20 years ago before she met BB and drugs. Heck, not even a plastic surgeon could make her look that good.
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Oh, I think Whitney has cleaned up nicely, blueangel.
The last few pictures of her out on the town shows a cleaned up, sober and lovely Whitney. Maybe RuPaul has been working on her because she look healthier now than she has over the last 15 years.
She's a natural beauty, unlike Kylie Mingoue aka Madonna.
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I beg to differ on Madonna. I submit as evidence: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/15/whos-so-vein-arm-photo/
I hate that she is being treated like some kind of elder diva returning to accept her great rewards. She was extremely talented, but she threw her career away for BB and crack long before she became legendary. She should be treated like an ex-crack head who has something to prove, not a long lost diva.
She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .
She looks like a skinny, younger Patti La Belle...What up wit dat?
I read Whit Shit ruined her voice with "Crack is Wack" crack...Anyone hear her recently to comment?
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Submitted by blueangel on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:02pm.
This photoshop stuff is getting ridiculous! She might have looked like this 20 years ago before she met BB and drugs. Heck, not even a plastic surgeon could make her look that good.
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Oh, I think Whitney has cleaned up nicely, blueangel.
The last few pictures of her out on the town shows a cleaned up, sober and lovely Whitney. Maybe RuPaul has been working on her because she look healthier now than she has over the last 15 years.
She's a natural beauty, unlike Kylie Mingoue aka Madonna.
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Nah that's her I'm telling myself jokes and trying not to laugh face. I wear it all the time in meetings.
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I find crackhead Whitney far more interesting...here she looks like a saleslady at Kohls.
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when she actually cleans up, she looks better than whoever it is on that cover.
when she actually cleans up, she looks better than whoever it is on that cover.
For one thing, her hairline looks too high.
I'll smoke crack if I can look that good!
"I Look to YOU" ?? Did she dedicate this to her dealer?
She should have called it, "Kiss my ass!!"
Nice earrings. It's not every bitch who can take her broken crack mirror and fashion it into jewelry. This trick gets major bonus points for that. Course, since I don't who the fuck she is, it's hard to assign those points.
Instead of Photoshopping the hell out of her, they should have stepped up the budget and gotten RuPaul to fix up her broke ass. Money can make anyone beautiful! That's a fierce wig, tho.
Bleh. In all srsness, hope this heifer comes back strong. Always loved her voice, even when she was at her WTFiest, and I'd like to believe she got some SONG diva still in her. Work, bitch.
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I like those earrings. They're shiny and she can use them to kill Bobby if he tries to pull and Ike Turner on her.
This photoshop stuff is getting ridiculous! She might have looked like this 20 years ago before she met BB and drugs. Heck, not even a plastic surgeon could make her look that good.
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Submitted by kiv on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 6:53pm.
You and your little avatar of a character marketed to 11-year-olds at Hot Topic can STFU.
She looks so pretty! Her hair is gorgeous.
Submitted by Twat Zapper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:50pm.
I get some racist tones from that...please tell me I am mistaken.
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WTH is this fuckery? Looks nothing like her, they photoshopped ALL the wrinkles off her face. Her earrings are SO HOT tho!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Now it looks to me like she has a mildly crazy eye.
i'm lowkey excited for this album but idk if she can still sing??!? like how she used too idk
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This was a Cosmo cover circa 1987.
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At least her eyebrows scream "Bitch!"
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They must have run that photo thru the Decrackwhoreify Adobe Plug-in about a dozen times to get that picture...
Oh, of course she's photoshopped. Who the hell isn't???
But she looks really good. The best in years. I am hoping a good return.
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"I look to You...." for what? for you crack high?
crack money? what..what is it? I need to know. Tell me Whitney.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Twat Zapper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:50pm.
I get some racist tones from that...please tell me I am mistaken.
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Your race-dar is malfunctioning. Take a close look: Rihanna's forehead, Beyonce's chin, Whitney's eyes.
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shandi: it's totally the nose
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Doesn't even look like her. Did she have her nose slightly altered? It looks a bit different to me.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Looks like she smells something stinky. It's the same expression Brit had on the Circus cover.
Oh well. Whitney's still fab.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Whitney Houston - I look like someone else.
All that I can say is "wig, fake teeth, veneers, and 1/2 inch of make-up."
Photoshop is whack.
yeah whatever you were trying to start shit, go suck a tusk
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
"I look to you" is just the shortened version of the REAL title "Who the fuck do I look like to you?"
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
I think Brad's pic speaks more "doody bubble got stuck".
She looks great all things considered. Hell of a lot better than some scum sucking 22 yo gold diggers.
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DAMN!! They turned Whitney into Vanessa Huxtable!!!
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