Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Whitney Houston's New Album Cover
This is the cover for Whit Whit's big comeback album and I hope she stamped it with a giant HELL TO THE NO when she saw it. The Photoshop fuckery aside, they couldn't find a picture with a better expression than this mess? Whit's giving me a cross between "My doody bubble got stuck" face and "You got another ciggie?" face.
Although, I do approve of her Beverly Hills Teens earrings. They got that right.
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hell to the no! looks like patti labelle holding back on sayin' something snappish
She's destroyed and no amount of spackle, paint, and airbrushing can restore her image.
Not bad for a cellphone camera...
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
"crack is whack!"
I want another album cover (minus those hideous earrings).
Honestly I want shit to burn when this bitch comes back, but by the looks of this album cover I will be waiting even longer for my BritWhit comeback... shame.
Whatevs. That looks exactly like Whitney and she looks amazing! Love ya, Nippy.
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That was so good, I wanna make him some hamburger helper.
Whitney looks amazing!!! After all she has been through to get here you all need to recognize! And as far looking like Wanda Sikes (another FINE sister), I guess some people still think all black people look alike. lol
She DOES look like Wanda Sykes! I'm glad Whitney is back and away from that idiot Bobby Brown. Who hasn't had a man fuck them up for awhile?
That's not a photoshopped Wanda Sykes?
@ Miss Thang
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---"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
she looks good to me and i don;t like her music
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I don't know. I think we are on the road to fuckery with her. The first single is just ok and that cover is not good. I want her to make that big comeback but there's already two strikes. What up, girl?
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Dayum, they Photoshopped the Warwick-sized nostrils right off of her!
I saw photos of her recently and I thought "Shit, the older she gets, the more she looks like her aunt, Dionne Warwick. I've noticed that for a while now. Same mouth and face shape. Here she doesn't look like Dionne at all, or herself for that matter.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 5:45am.
Dayum!
They shellacked the crack right off of her!
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The title of her LP should be "I look LIKE HELL to you". If her plastic surgeon turns the crank on her skin anymore, she'll look like her Aunt Dionne Warwick. And we all know that Dionne Warwick is the black Madam....How I miss Madam!!!!!
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Dayum!
They shellacked the crack right off of her!
PhotoShop needs to come out with a cosmetics line!
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She looks fine to me.
Photoshop, sugery, make-up....yeah, of course she did it and they're doing it all. Big deal ;)
Let's hear the voice.....I'm curious.
Damnn I need to get me some photoshop
Hey CandyPerfumeGirl, do yourself a favor and go suck a big black dick, you worthless bitch.
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Maybe I haven't ever noticed Whitney Houston that much, but she looks the same as she usually does. To me.
I'm also not all that familiar with her music other than "I Will Always Love You", but I think I'd prefer hearing that song played on repeat all day to what I'm normally forced to hearing all day long on a daily basis.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
That's a really pretty woman but it's not whitney houston.
Hate to break it to y'all....
That MIGHT not be as much photoshop as you think...
And, I know THIS shit for a fact...
With a LOT of Black women...even those that have been through hell and back (via the pipe)....
All it takes is rest...relaxation...good food...spa treatments...(cosmetic denistry, if necessary) and M.A.C. foundation....
I've seen it happen FAR too many times to just blame that one on photoshop...
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:01am.
Hahahaha...wow...this doesnt look like her anymore...fucked up bitch...I love black people with a white complex...
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Hahahahahahahaha. I hear you!. I love white people with a black complex too!. We should hang out!
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She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at " ---biguklove . c O m -------" where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .
Hahahaha...wow...this doesnt look like her anymore...fucked up bitch...I love black people with a white complex...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Jane and I are glad she lost that loser Bobby Brown...and besides, it's getting crowded up here. MJ keep trying to get David Carradine to kung fu him.
Love, Baby Jane Hudson.
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I loved Bev Hill teens. That uppity southern girl was my fave. The earrings are real fierce...
To be fair, she looks clean and repentant in that Photoshopped cover.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:54pm.
People LONG for the talent of yesteryear. WTF happened? How many times have I lamented that I wasn't born to witness the Motown era? Everything is based on image these days. I can't even listen to the fucking radio anymore. Record companies do not foster talent nowadays, they only serve as a breeding ground for talentless famewhores.
And in the end, WE ALL LOSE.
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yeah, I kinda feel it's super sad that they are "relounching" Whitney like they are "relounching" Britney because while I believe both are junkies who wrecked their careers with drugs first and foremost, Whitney HAD actual talent...She HAD a voice that could make yo' ass cry....Britney? Well, NO!
I just hope that Whitney really got her voice back. And I hope Britney got her wits back...
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So, yeah Tiger, I guess that's why we try to bring the talented drug-addicted crackheads back to life.... at least these people offered us SOMETHING.
:'(
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:54pm.
People LONG for the talent of yesteryear. WTF happened? How many times have I lamented that I wasn't born to witness the Motown era? Everything is based on image these days. I can't even listen to the fucking radio anymore. Record companies do not foster talent nowadays, they only serve as a breeding ground for talentless famewhores.
And in the end, WE ALL LOSE.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:11pm
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Oh they absolutely HAD incredible talent, both of them...NO question about it...
My point was, as they both deteriorated (and they both did), the drugs did leach talent out of them, BOTH of them...which was a shame...
However, there are people out there who have the talent but don't have the exposure...As hard as it is to believe, there IS another Whitney out there...Michael? Well, no....No one will want to put himself through that. Another person who is equal or more talented than MJ? Yeah, you could find that easily, but NO ONE can market himself like MJ anymore, cuz he will always have the child molestattion stigma attached to his name.
Whitney tarnished her image being a crack ho...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:54pm.
You know, ain't it amazing how they will shove warmed over broke down crazy back up in yo' face like Brtiney Spears, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, rather than give new, real, fresh talent a chance? They all had their chance and were treated like royalty and shit on it, but THEY after they've completely blown what talent they did have (if any), they are given a second, third, fourth chance...WHY????
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i think you've been sniffin' the kitty litter a bit too much. MJ and Whitney have talent no amount of personal discord is gonna take that away(well,except death). as for new talent...good luck hunting.
BTW, it's good to have you back.
He looks fine to me. Reminds me of Angela Landsbury, with the jowls & all. Letterman, on the other hand, is an obnoxious, unfunny dickhead!
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Jesus, anyone watching Letterman? Paul McCartney looks like a stick figure. Is he ill or manorexic?
You know, ain't it amazing how they will shove warmed over broke down crazy back up in yo' face like Brtiney Spears, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, rather than give new, real, fresh talent a chance? They all had their chance and were treated like royalty and shit on it, but THEY after they've completely blown what talent they did have (if any), they are given a second, third, fourth chance...WHY????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You know, the more I stare at Whit, the more she resembles a stoned zombie mannequin. I hope she can handle her comeback, be it successful or not.
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Who IS this? (Me thinking the same thing, letinstar)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:16pm.
She should have called it, "Kiss my ass!!"
For realz! All cracked out n crazy-like.
How would that be written to do justice to her cracked out rants?
"kit m'ath!!!!"
Submitted by death2douches on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:12pm.
Nice earrings. It's not every bitch who can take her broken crack mirror and fashion it into jewelry. This trick gets major bonus points for that. Course, since I don't who the fuck she is, it's hard to assign those points.
LOL @ crack mirror fashion
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
I like this pic. Weave looks good and nice make-up. Good job Whitney! Hell, who doesn't have photoshopped album covers?
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Oh, Fuck! Me guess you CAN photoshop "crack is whack!" out of a bitch!!
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who the hell is this woman?
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