The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!

The contest to decide who will join Jon on TLC's Jon & ____ + Eight. - don.i.mo

Runners-up:

The winner of Miss "He Didn't Pull Out 2009" will compete to be 2010's Miss "I Strip To Support My Fatherless Child". - ISprainedMyUvula

When "Toddlers and Tiaras" grow up, next on E! True Hollywood Story. - atlantapug

Competition was fierce in this year's "Miss Who Can Drink The Most Beer Without Taking A Piss" Pageant! - Master Blaster

VIA I Am Bored

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by OVERCOME on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:00pm.

s it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:11pm.

congrats ISMU and Master Blaster!! and don.i.mo and atlantapug

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:57am.

Congrats...so funny and The winner of Miss "He Didn't Pull Out 2009" LOL Uvie!!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:52am.

Congrats winnahs!!! OMFG, ISMU♥. I just peed a little. Okay, a lot!

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:24am.

Uvula's on a roll!!! Congrats to all though!

Submitted by Twat Zapper on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:51am.

Dismal choice for the front runner...and mediocre selections all around.

Submitted by don.i.mo on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:42am.

Thank you, everyone! And thanks, MK :)

Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:21am.

*stands on stage weeping like Halle Berry*

OMG! MK, you like me...you really like me!

Mad props to don.i.mo, ISMU, atlantapug and Jesus! Special shoutout to my fellow Dlisted horz. Without you, I am nothing.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:14am.

Congrats you funny mofos!!!! LOL
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JABIFFDUDE????xoxoxo

Submitted by MsHater on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:08am.

CONGRATS WINNERS!
lots of laughs on this one!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by mzmarymac on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:06am.

atlantabug-HILARIOUS!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:59am.

congrats winners!
ISMU hope this brings a smile to your face
MB! Good job!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:48am.

Damn, missed a good 'un. Funny stuff clowns!! Uvula, you clown. :o)

NoAnjlxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:53am.

I bow to you ISMU!!!!!!!! Funny sluts all!

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:52am.

Uvula you are kicking butt!
congrats everyone...funny stuff

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:25am.

Three days in a row, ISMU? Dang you're good! ♥ Congrats. don.i.mo, atlantapug, and Master Blaster ♥.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:21am.

Congrats don.i.mo, and also to ISMU♥ (can the rest of get a shot? ;) ), atlantapug, and Master Blaster!!

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A loaf of bread...

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:18am.

Congratulations don.i.mo!

Big yays to Uvie (loved it), atlantapug, and Master Blaster!!

Funny captions all around!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:16am.

congrats, to all,ISMU, you're on fire lately!
LMAO!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:12am.

Congrats, don.i.mo, ISMU, atlantapub, and MB!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by PhaQ Bitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:26am.

All that is missing is reverse weave mullets, and Jon Gosselin's nightmares would all come true!

Submitted by AmsterdamCrackpot on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 6:30am.

Sarah Jessica Parker lets her pony breeders roam in a supervised iverionment.

Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 6:29am.

Submitted by AXE on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:10pm.
Successful graduates of the Golddiggers School walk up to get their diplomas.

*LOVE THIS ONE!!!! Hahahahahaha!*

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 6:16am.

Submitted by Twat Zapper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:34pm.

Not a caption: The Bristol Palin shit is getting tired.
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well, Bristol, who told you to go and get yurself knocked up ?

Submitted by astriastar on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:54am.

This is what happens when you let K-Fed into the strip club.

Submitted by jacobtheunicorn on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:29am.

STEPHENGIRL

I was scrolling down through your blog and jacking off to all of your humorous postings then saw this nasty pic and barfed all over my keyboard. Thanks for killing my hard-on Michael K

Submitted by iz1107 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:24am.

I'm new at this, so here goes nothing:

Open casting for summer's new reality show:
Jon Gosselin's Summer plus 8.
(Show will end as soon as she pops!)

Submitted by abbyroadme on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:25am.

And on the next episode of Maury Povich, "You are not the Father pageant."

Submitted by abbyroadme on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:24am.

Winner gets a trophy and free tickets to Maury Povich show.

Submitted by abbyroadme on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:23am.

First one to pop wins!

Submitted by zamy on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:18am.

how creza,She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at " biguklove . c O m " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .

Submitted by Hosspower on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:40am.

Victims of the butt plug super gluer face the press

Submitted by maybe521 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:29am.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:45am.

♪ Sorry ladies ~ Michael Jackson is no longer looking to father any more white babies.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:47pm.

Well, these kiddie beauty pageants have gone way too far, in utero make-up and high heels. Next week, they will be putting shadow, gold hoop earings and fake eyelashes on the placentas...