Wednesday, July 15th 2009
We Need More Proof
Soulja Boy posted a picture on his Twitter of what he claims is his dick boner in his chonies. It kind of looks more like an obese salamander trapped in a tent. Something in the milk ain't clean, but you be the judge. The picture is after the jump. It might be slightly NSFW-ish. JUMP!!!
Is that a bottle of Strawberry Suave in your boxers or are you just happy to yourself, Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy needs to quit the puckering and if he has something to show us, he needs to show us! You don't take a bunny rabbit to "Show & Tell" and keep its cage covered. If not put, put the toilet paper roll back on its holder, the shampoo bottle back in its caddy and kindly take a seat.
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Can someone please photoshop this into Michael Stipe's bathroom??
The roll of toilet paper in the right lower corner adds a classy touch to this composition.... And could he hold his wrist a little bit more limp, as he raises his shirt? or stick his pinky in the air?
DEF just threw up in my mouth......some ppl are so nasty....well i guess he did become famous for rapping a song about supermanning a HO...
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lol hope for his sake its fake - otherwise its defo a case of Peyronie's disease. and not to butt in but -
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 3:13pm.
I went black a couple times but I always went back.
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lol funny ...
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 07/15/2009 -
3:25pm.
And good fucking riddance. You have not been missed.
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lmfao funny. sparkle totally agree - why muffinAmy why r u going on like a b**** ass victim?!?!god knows why ur acting so defensive - just accept sparkles respond as wickedly sharp & stop complaining
Khensu Hetep unforch he has another stupid hit song again
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that pic belongs here.. http://seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ (NSFW)
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Fake Fake Fake, not even close, it looks bigger at the end and it doesn't even look connected. It's a bottle of conditioner or someshit!!
This explains a lot. A penis that size can make any loser totally confident.
I believe it's real, but also believe that anything more than 5 inches is a waste. Wouldn't hit it no matter what the size, but glad the dude is enjoying his youth.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
why does he looks constipated??
mah pussy's hangin' out!
I wonder what the toilet roll is for!
Hey look! It's that quasi one hit wonder/Myspace celebrity still desperately scraping for another 15 minutes of fame.
Moron. His dick looks crooked, too.
I'm actually lucky enough to have never even heard "Crank dat" anywhere. It was annoying enough when everyone was quoting the lyrics for it.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
soo, this guy's gay, right?... not judging, it's just that EVERYTHING about this picture screams pink poodle eating a snowball while he's waiting for his "friend" to show up and play tea party with him... or is it tea bag party?
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And if you don't mind,
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Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
according to his cock clock, it's 7:45.
If he was used to seeing his own boner look like that, he wouldn't be making that face....
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It look kind of unnattatched. Like there's a gap between the top of it and his groin. I dunno, i need a similar but real picture to make a comparison. I'm gonna go over my boyfriends house and make him get a boner in his shorts just to verify......
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
What a waste of a long schlong on this asswipe! Fuck this shit.
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That's one hung twink.
that's a hothouse cucumber....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
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Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 6:27pm.
It looks backward. Like the balls are at the bottom and the head is pointing up and to his left. I'm gonna say it's either fake or it's fucked up.
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I was thinking the same thing! It looks like his balls are on his thigh and his heads pointing up.
Either way, the fact that it's completely fucked up looking - and that he's making that really retarded face - is a turn off, regardless of size.
All the penises I've come across dont like to bend down that easy. Im not expert(like having one) but that was the first thing I thought when I saw this picture.
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Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:09pm.
I also have a rather large member for my size. It gets in the way quite often. When I chase the ball through brush sometimes my dog penis gets scratched up by the branches
I'm not one to comment on things so darksided in nature...but that would be considered embarrassingly miniscule in my community.
This showing of a penis is vulgar and his membership to the Church should be REVOKED
No one who write a song like Soulja Boy is hung like that. He is more likely to be hung like a Ken Doll.
For anyone who thinks the peen is real... see there, in the middle of his boxer briefs, where the flap is? Down there is where the balls & cock are supposed to sprout out. Note that that's not happening in this pic. Dude's got a mic or some other fuckery in there, but it's not a schlong by any stretch of the imagination.
P.S. Why is he making gayface? :)
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he is nasty!!!
He should at least hide the evidence when he realized 1 roll of toilet paper wrapped around his penis was enough.
I really don't get how it is positioned. Is it crooked or something? And it may be long, but it looks skinny. I would rather have width...
It looks backward. Like the balls are at the bottom and the head is pointing up and to his left. I'm gonna say it's either fake or it's fucked up.
ridiculous!
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The toilet roll makes this whole scene extra classy.
Also, my guess is that he's smuggling a microphone, because that doesn't look like a real penis. If it is real, then it is just REAL scary. yuck.
Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 4:33pm.
See that fresh toilet paper on the counter? I think what's in his pants is the cardboard center from the spent roll.
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Good eye! But this is just too crazy! AND funny!! I love how everyone has a way too serious opinion, like they've all done this and studied this before! Something a 13 year old would do..."hey, look how big I wish my dick was"... hahahahaha!!! AND, another Twitter Twatter... fuck.
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
His mom's going to be pissed when she realizes the zucchini has gone missing from the fridge again.
It's probably real.
Many gay dudes have big schlongs.
I don't care if it's for real or not. Any man who makes that face while taking pictures of his own boner tells me he doesn't know what to do with it anyways.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm looking and I'm thinking of calling shenanigans
I'm no expert on these things (I'll leave that to Michael K), but something not honest. *LOL*
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 3:13pm.
I went black a couple times but I always went back.
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Ha! Me too:) (but I must admit, I can see why it's said...)
I dunno man - if that's a boner why's it pointing down? On the other hand- who'd a thunk Soulja Boy would be the one to break it out. I was JUST thinking, no lie, that it's about time for the men to start showing their dicks. I wondered if (hoped) it might give all them vagina flashers pause FINALLY.
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Haha! I bet this dude actually used a sausage to impress the twatters because I doubt it's that long. Dude looks like a midget.
Anyway, it looks like it can't even get really hard. What a shame. And this asshole is trying way too hard.
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Damn, workin' with a monster....
Honestly I could have done without that.
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 4:37pm.
ugghh god sparkle please go to another sight and die and oh yeah STFU. so sick of everyone crying racism for a funny pun or comment or observation go stick ur effing head in the sand somewhere if u can't take it. Ok that being said I think it's real
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Like I said, she's the one that cried about it. I just responded in kind to her comment and she got all twitchy and defensive, calling me mean and trying to explain her use of black "adages" (to a black girl - shit made me chuckle). I wasnt bothered but since she required an explanation, I gave her one.
And as for the issue at hand . . . I think its a fake and the boy's just fucking around. I dont think we're meant to think thats real.
I don't believe it's real simply because, much like a Thomas Kinkade painting, the angles are all wrong. It appears that his balls are located in his lower thigh & that his dick has sprung upwards from them. Trust me folks, that is not something that usually occurs in nature. Cocks & balls do not magically sprout from a man's thighs. Not even with birth defects.
He has simply shoved some sort of cucumber or dildo in his shorts but made the mistake of pointing it in the wrong direction.
ugghh god sparkle please go to another sight and die and oh yeah STFU. so sick of everyone crying racism for a funny pun or comment or observation go stick ur effing head in the sand somewhere if u can't take it. Ok that being said I think it's real
See that fresh toilet paper on the counter? I think what's in his pants is the cardboard center from the spent roll.
Also it's just unattractive in general. Pfeh.
No. I rely on anonymous posters like you to teach me right from wrong. So far so good.
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I bet it reads "Dixon Ticonderoga No.2" on the side of his skinny pencil.
Got girth? ...nope!
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