Jakey & Reese Are Pissed (In Totally Different Ways)
Ooooooh! Jakey G's ass lips were throbbing in anger last night, because the pappies just wouldn't get out of his life! Usually, my nipples don't howl for Jakey, but his "I Iz So Angry! WTF Iz Wrong Wit U?" face is giving me fever. Bitch could pass for a top!
The best part is that Reese doesn't really know what's going on, because bitch has the drunks in a major way. I think she's trying to stop the world from spinning so fast, so she won't vom in Jakey's lap. Then the bitch in Jakey would really pop out (to the tune of The Bitch Is Back)! Jakey does like a load of salty goo in his crotch, but not when it's lady barf.
How did Reese manage to get drunk? She seems like the type to only have little a sip of booze at New Year's. Reese's boring ass probably just drank a Shirley Temple too fast. Bitch should do that more often, because she actually looks happy in the face.
Here's angry Jakey, drunky Reese and Jenny Lewis leaving the Hollywood Bowl last night.
jake is a qt
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"Jake and Reese however bore me to tears."
Most boring beard and fauxmance ever.
He drives a Toyota. Lame!
I loves me some Jenny Lewis...Jake and Reese however bore me to tears.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
The Bowl concert was Ray Lamontagne, Jenny Lewis, and Blitzen Trapper. Not sure how they stayed awake; maybe all the excitement made Reese feel the need to drink.
http://www.laphil.com/press/press_release/index.cfm?id=2400
can't stand this goody two shoes bitch!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I love pissed-off Jake - it makes him seem that much more human. Go get 'em, Jakey!
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
Who were on at the Bowl to make her drink so much?
Maybe Jake wanted to use his 2-4-1 card for beards?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I don't think she looks happy. She looks like a sad drunk...
Jake is gay and dull Avon lady is publicity hungry beard.
Those two fools are trying hard to sell the showmance, but it's easy to see they are fake as Pamela Anderson's tits if you pay attention to their staged paparazzi photo-ops.
Reese used to be really pretty before she gave birth to Ava and later Deacon. Motherhood sucked all the hotness out of her. What a shame!
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They look like an old married couple.
"You spend too much money!"
"I'm not listening!"
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Eat boogers and die.
I like them, and I think the whole BS about Jake being gay is just that: BS. If he is he sure hides it well as he is around London enough with her (off duty) looking like a normal couple. If paps jumped in front of my car, I would shout at them too, come on we all would. I love Reese's face, she looks hammered.
And yeah there are FAR more offensive "stars" out there than these two.
jake is so dang buff
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:26am.
@ Sbitch
"And if that's not enough, you can unzip Mashaka and out will unfold a blanket. Of course, technically, your child will then be sleeping on or under plush monkey guts, but hey - that's kinda cool, too."
what? no sock? :D
Did you see they have the original sock monkey too? Not the bastardized version we know and love. Srsly, I love that site and I have several of their lady t-shits. "I see dumb people" is my current fave.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
jenny lewis.. LOVE her. reese and jakey are okay. these pictures do seem staged, but maybe they're not. wtf is she doing hanging out the window? love her chic leggings outfit/mom purse combo.
Jake's face is priceless.
I think I've seen it in the Muppet Show before....
I would lick her armpit.
I just saw a roach in my bathtub.
So he took his ex-"girl-friend" Jenny Lewis out with his current "girl-friend." I use to like Jenny. I was hpoing she would have clawed Reese's eyes out or something. Epic, fail!
Wind Swept!
*le sigh!!!* He soooo! (just "so!")
Sandy!!
OH hell!!! That reminds me of two years ago pressie!!!! Parents HATED it even more!! LOOLLOOLO!
http://www.slingshotflyingmonkey.com/index.htm
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
@ Sbitch
"And if that's not enough, you can unzip Mashaka and out will unfold a blanket. Of course, technically, your child will then be sleeping on or under plush monkey guts, but hey - that's kinda cool, too."
what? no sock? :D
I hope it comes with a warning for the stupid not to zip up child into monkey stomach.
I LOVE the gifts on that site!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/afbc/
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Believe it or not Jenny Lewis and Jake G. used to date. Seriously.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:22pm.
Is that the Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley? How the fuck did she become friends with Reese and Jake?
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Jenny Lewis is also an actress. And I wouldn't doubt they play and sing music together.
Clarisse - this is for you:
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/01/27/public-enemies-bale-party.jpg
He's WATCHING you. Must be on your best behavior.
Mmmmm. Perfection.
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TV have you got any proof? it seems like too many actors are being called gay without any evidence, a picture maybe or a slip of words would be nice.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:46pm.
Sandy!
This is a fanceh version....it was a bit more rudimentary...but POP POP POP!! (that get's REALLY old for parents!!!!!)
Ahahaa - I missed the link. I love baby toys. Talking about baby toys - I just bought this online for my BFF newborn grandy. So cute I feel like keeping it...
Mashaka! The 3 in 1 monkey.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/newborn-infant/b3ed/
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by mharker on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:36pm.
So why is the consensous that Jake Gyllenhaal's gay? Because he played a gay guy in a movie once?
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i don't find him gay. it's a bandwagon thing 'cause MK finds him gay therefore everyone finds him gay.
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And all the dicksucking.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Sandy!
This is a fanceh version....it was a bit more rudimentary...but POP POP POP!! (that get's REALLY old for parents!!!!!)
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2265269
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
Submitted by mharker on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:36pm.
So why is the consensous that Jake Gyllenhaal's gay? Because he played a gay guy in a movie once?
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i don't find him gay. it's a bandwagon thing 'cause MK finds him gay therefore everyone finds him gay.
Maybe I am becoming disillusioned but it seems the majority of celebs look pretty plain jane to down right rough, in real life when they are stripped of their photoshopping, make-up, special lightening and so on, i dunno....
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:25pm.
She looks like she just realized Jakey plays for the other team.
--Jakey is pulling my labor face and Reecey is pulling my now ex husband's "how long does this labor thing take" face.
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hahaa!! mebe that's his O face ^-^
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:30pm.
Sand biatch!!!
The BEST was the little ball poppie mower thing!!! My sister HATED that, but mah boys LOVED it!!! Pfffffft!!
--What ball poppie mower thang? Whaaaaaat?
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:25pm.
She looks like she just realized Jakey plays for the other team.
--Jakey is pulling my labor face and Reecey is pulling my now ex husband's "how long does this labor thing take" face.
Sand biatch!!!
The BEST was the little ball poppie mower thing!!! My sister HATED that, but mah boys LOVED it!!! Pfffffft!!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
WindSwept!!
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. =)
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
She looks like she just realized Jakey plays for the other team.
Srsly, the pain of labour is being awake proof that the physical is separate from the psyche.
And that was before I had gas then pethidine then backed up on an epidural.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:00pm.
Okay, so I was not around today, I missed open post, but you know what, fuck open post, fuck it all guess what Iwasn't around today for...
i'm going to be a grand mother!!!!!!!!!!1
my twenty year old daughter is giving birth in March!!!! yeah me!
--Oh hell but...does she know how much it hurts? Nooo of course she don't. How could she?
Labour pains...*shudders*
Jake looks like a real douche. Hope he isn't driving drunk.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:52pm.
thanks
I'm so excited.
you know you think of grannies knitting in roking chairs, but here's me, I had her early, she is having a baby eary, I cannot wait to take her to her first greed day concert...
granny with tattosw and body piercings. I rule!
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I agree! I'm not anything like my grandmother was...well maybe in 30 years, lol!
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@CTH: Congratulations!
We gonna hafta get you a pair o' dem memaw jeans now!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:47pm.
Nice. (I like your avie. It's surreal.)
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lol, I look at yours (avie that is!) and think cool thoughts...er, that is snow right?
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thanks
I'm so excited.
you know you think of grannies knitting in roking chairs, but here's me, I had her early, she is having a baby eary, I cannot wait to take her to her first greed day concert...
granny with tattosw and body piercings. I rule!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:47pm.
Nice. (I like your avie. It's surreal.)
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:00pm.
Okay, so I was not around today, I missed open post, but you know what, fuck open post, fuck it all guess what Iwasn't around today for...
i'm going to be a grand mother!!!!!!!!!!1
my twenty year old daughter is giving birth in March!!!! yeah me!
--Whoot Hoffalina - Way to go with the crotch grandfruit! Congrats hwore!
CLARISSE! Great avatar my dear. B-E-A-Utiful!!
You see Public Enemies yet?
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:00pm.
i'm going to be a grand mother!!!
Congrats, CTH! You may think, Why couldn't I have had the grandkid first?
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That's what I tell everybody! "If I would have known it was this much fun I would have just had the grandkids and not the kids!", people are at a loss until they realize I'm joking!
Congrats CTH my daughter "blessed" us with a grandchild at 17- best thing that ever happened...to me!!!lol
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Submitted by mharker on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:36pm.
So why is the consensous that Jake Gyllenhaal's gay? Because he played a gay guy in a movie once?
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I know. Pathetic isn't it. I will never understand that mind set. Never.
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