Monday, July 13th 2009
Hailey Glassman's Eyebrow Game Sucks
Jon Gosselin's new piece has an arrest record. Of course. This is Hailey Glassman's mug shot from when she was caught with two bags of the good shit outside of her dorm room at Indiana University in 2005.
A few of you hos sent me this shit and applauded Hailey for having such "exquisite" eyebrows. Au con-fucking-traire! They are wonky as hell and you know it.
One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
It looks like Hailey learned the hard way that you have to lean back a bit when lighting a bong.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:12am.
This woman DOES look like Kate... a less pretty version of Kate, actually. I hate Kate, but if she had a better hairdo she'd look much better. She's an attractive woman otherwise.
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I put the gossie on Glassie and - my GOD! - how right you are!
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Bottom-feeder.
Who the fuck has a public affair with a still married man with 8 fuckin kids? This bitch is a total and complete loser and she gives women a bad name. Jon is just as bad but we all already know this. What a stupid bitch this one is, Kate should open a holy can of whoop ass on her just for the fuck of it. I hate when people start openly dating people when they are not even divorced yet, it shows a complete lack of respect for the union you had and for your family. I see it happening all the time and I really can't think of anything trashier.
"One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!"
*fall OUT*
That is why I come here. MK has me on the floor with that one!
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This woman DOES look like Kate... a less pretty version of Kate, actually. I hate Kate, but if she had a better hairdo she'd look much better. She's an attractive woman otherwise.
Nice eyebras.
Anyway, for someone who isn't wearing makeup (or looks like it), she's not ugly. On the outside, at least. She's still ugly inside.
I don't really think Kate Gosselin's ugly, either.
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Eat boogers and die.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Nevermind the eyebrows...she's stealing Kate Gosselin's trademark haircolor.
Damn bitches! mks right. just cause they're pencil thin don't make them exquisite! Arches people! Arches! They really must teach this shit in schools. maybe she just plucked them too much whilst on the same good shit that landed her in this mugshot? I'm just sayin.
Estrogen a-poppin!
LMAO. "Au con-fucking-traire!" You're too funny. Who are you? Talented as hell!!
I have an extra sharpie in my pocket
"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom
One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
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omg im CRYING....
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@ clarketron:
-$500k Exclusive with the National Enquirer
-$300k advance for her Tell All Book about Jon and Kate
-$100k Playboy Centerfold
-$500 appearance fee to open new cheesey club on the old strip in vegas
-Stripping in vegas club as "special guest"
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I think you're being much too generous as far as any future $$ she'll be earning, lol! Except about the Las Vegas business. Good one :)
oh & the Cris Angel & sex tape thing, that's a gimme also, hahaha!!
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Next career steps:
-"clothing line" (for ho's)
When clothing line doesn't pan out:
-"Leaked" or "stolen" sex tape
When she and Jon break up because he finds out she's getting it on with Chris Angel:
-$500k Exclusive with the National Enquirer
-$300k advance for her Tell All Book about Jon and Kate
-$100k Playboy Centerfold
-$500 appearance fee to open new cheesey club on the old strip in vegas
-Stripping in vegas club as "special guest"
She's got a punky brewster thing going on... did her nose change from this pic to her smoking on a boat pics?
If my daddy fixed body parts... damn... I could look like this, too!
YES!!! this is awesome.
I'd buy baby clothes from her. AND her eyebrows.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Hailey Glasseyes reminds me of a young, cracked-out Shelley Long after a 3-day bender. That is all! Bwahaha @ MK & all the Dlisters! Take aim & fire! woohoo
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lmao this post brought tears to my eyes
I <3 this.
MK just provided more conversation material for the ongoing family reunion this year.
Apparently my sister in law and aunt-in-law watch this Jon & Kate stuff. Amazingly enough, I broke the news about Jon dating this hot piece to them though and I don't watch this.
They also love the Real Howives of New Jersey, hahaha!
I need to introduce them to D-listed.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 6:00pm.
Pot and tweezers do not mix.
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Ahahahaaa! That's the fricken truth!
In college, I plucked my brows to within an inch of their lives. And I was stoned most of the time! Just really got into it. hahaa
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Note to self: Never get your picture taken with someone famous ever. You can not afford that kind of attention.
And I don't even have a mugshot! But dayum - gf gets herself papped one day and we be dragging through ALL her finest moments. That's gotta hurt.
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I'm not knocking the girl for being a sleazy lush, people do stupid shit in college. I'm making fun of mid-thirties Jon, with eight kids and two soon to be middle school aged girls, for dating her. And her transparent attempt at famewhoring. They are both trash.
I saw a pic of her passed out in a planter just earlier today.
Lovely: dating a married man with a gazillion kids all for the sake of 15 minutes of fame.
She and her stupid brows are stupid for dating a famewhore with like 12 kids.
Submitted by WhatWouldJackNC... on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:57pm.
OK...here's some eyebrows everyone should aspire to. Sharon Stone always has lovely eyebrows.
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16611-17961.gif
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Megan Fox! Love her eyebrowns!!
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And then you mention Manson... *chills*
"One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!"
HAHAHA
MK I LOVE U
Pot and tweezers do not mix.
For what it's worth, the only difference between her and lots of us when we were college age is that she got CAUGHT with a bag of weed. Oh I predict she'll be knocked up with Gosselin #9 by year's end. Shame, she's only going to get 1/9th of Jon's "income" (but on the bright side it should be enough to hire someone to wax her eyebrows for her).
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
OK...here's some eyebrows everyone should aspire to. Sharon Stone always has lovely eyebrows.
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16611-17961.gif
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
Hailey Glassman: America's next Grace Kelly
Thanks MK!
Total bitch eye browns.
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
Posts like these showcase just why I love Dlisted.
Au con-fucking-traire! They are wonky as hell and you know it.
One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:57pm.
I saw this pic and I KNEW MK would comment on the whackadoo eyebrows. Women who can't tweeze properly should have their brows done.
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When my daughter attacked herself w/a tweezer, we had a sit-down. I learned from mags about length, arching and the golden rule of NEVER TWEEZE on the top for shaping, just for strays.
I'd like to know if her friends co-signed on those. Or are they walking around w/jacked up brows too? Call me a bitch (you wouldn't be first) but I would tell my friend "That look isn't showcasing your eyes as good as they could be. Grow that shit out so we can start over."
hahaha pick a sport. hillarious!!! good one!
Coma Caca!!
"One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!"
Good Lord... that is a fucking classic!
Those are the eyebrows of every skank I ever knew in high school.
She looks like a (more) low-rent Tara Reid.
God, I love you, MK. Marry me.
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I guess Mr."Who-needs-Kate-when-I-can-have-an-ex-con" will be making a statement real soon. Hotness.
She looks like Kate did when she was younger and was first dating Jon. Seriously! Same fake blonde, "moussed" curly hair. The only thing that's different is the wanna be Chola eyebrows.
I can't find the picture I'm thinking of, but I'm sure it's out there. Better Google-ers than myself could find it, I'm sure.
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They are EYEBROWNS!! Not eyebrows people!
"One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!" -MK
Fucking hilarity.
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What is it about eyebrows and mugshots? Seems like there's a strong correlation between the inability to tweeze and having a criminal record.
Good role model for your young girls, John.
What a fucking asshole.
Forget the eyebrows - what's going on around her eyes?
Am on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:55pm.
I think that sums it up perfectly.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
LMFAO! Good pick there, JON! What a f*cking upgrade this chic is.
People can bitch about Kate's uptight ass and nasty hairdo all they want but atleast we all know she started out loving this asswipe unlike the user bimbo whore he's with now! Talk about using someone for publicity! How sad is it that this chic's father is a plastic surgeon and her face looks like that!!!!! LOL