Hailey Glassman's Eyebrow Game Sucks
Jon Gosselin's new piece has an arrest record. Of course. This is Hailey Glassman's mug shot from when she was caught with two bags of the good shit outside of her dorm room at Indiana University in 2005.
A few of you hos sent me this shit and applauded Hailey for having such "exquisite" eyebrows. Au con-fucking-traire! They are wonky as hell and you know it.
One brow looks like a golf club and the other one looks like a hockey stick. Different sports! Pick a league, bitch!
It looks like Hailey learned the hard way that you have to lean back a bit when lighting a bong.