The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!

He has been found! The guy that actually just did fall off of the Watermelon Truck!

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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...

If you were scared by "Children of the Corn" you'll be terrified by "Moron of the Watermelons".

Even the event planning for MLK Jr. day is being imported from China

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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice

If you eat enough watermelon you can pass any urine test.... the bowel movement is his own choice.

Sometimes there are too many melons.

It's Suze, like in booze.

Ate three water melons.
Had to pee.
One glass is full.

Where to put the rest.....?

You'd scream too if you got stuck the middle of Wonky McValtrex's latest outbreak!

He wasn't kidding when he said his kidney stones were the size of watermelons.

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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!

John G and his Spermies ponder their next move...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes....oh, wait...

I carried the watermelons!

It's Suze, like in booze.

Crowd-surfing at Foodstock

The Great Pumpkin: You're doing it long.

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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

Jon, I know you're desperate to get your balls back since leaving Kate, but this is overkill, no?

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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK

Yeah, that's kind of what I thought when I saw Lily Allen's melons, too.