Tuesday, July 14th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!

20 years from now Maddox is busy baby-sitting embryos at St. Angie's egg farm. - starvis

Runners-up:

Jon, I know you're desperate to get your balls back since leaving Kate, but this is overkill, no? - sophie_003

Dear Alan,
The next time you're standing on a ledge, wanting to end it all and you're wishing to be buried surrounded by melons...
BE MORE SPECIFIC!!!!
Sincerely,
God - ISprainedMyUvula

You'd scream too if you got stuck the middle of Wonky McValtrex's latest outbreak - sparky nemesis

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iHeartHaters's picture
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:44pm.

HAHAHAHA these are ALL very good!!! Well done, sluts!! *clapping*

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:34pm.

Great ones clowns! Uvula, God?? Hahahahaha! :o)

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:53am.

Congrats to all - LOL!!!
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bitchette's picture
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:10am.

congrats hors!! :)

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Submitted by cougar love on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:33am.

for cougar daddy and babe

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:07am.

ISMU!♥♥♥ Congrats. starvis, sophie_003, & sparky nemesis!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:04am.

Thanks, sluuuuuuts! Congratulatory ass grabs all around.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:54am.

Good job Sluts!

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freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:30am.

YAY UVIE!!! Congrats starvis, sophie_003 & sparky nemesis!

soul's picture
Submitted by soul on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:24am.

umm i heart watermelons, thnks! congrats to all!

jazzfish_77's picture
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:21am.

Congratulations starvis!!! Big yays to the runners-up!!

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:20am.

Congrats weiners! Good one ISMU!

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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...

Mother Superior's picture
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:18am.

LOl.....well done you all!
ISMU is hilarious! :D

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:12am.

Congrats starvis!! WTG sophie_003, ISMU♥, and sparky nemesis! :D

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Submitted by laloser on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:16am.

Introducing the new iced-tea body cleanse that will literally make you shit watermelons

Submitted by Deusex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:37am.

Godzilla XVI: Attack on Farmero's Marketo. Released straight to whogivesafuck.

Submitted by dccharlie on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:18am.

my balls make me so happy that i scream

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Submitted by the_duke_of_pork on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:06am.

How did i get here? i must have been wasted last night. I just hope that is ice tea in that beaker.

Submitted by AmsterdamCrackpot on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:36am.

All balls, no cocks, makes Tommy a dull boy

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Submitted by lazee on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:32am.

Birth control winding down after a long hard night in Paris Hilton's rotten ovary.
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Submitted by lazee on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:27am.

watermelon, watermelon everywhere, but not a drop to eat.

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ALASA's picture
Submitted by ALASA on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:56am.

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

astriastar's picture
Submitted by astriastar on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 1:47am.

Disgraced for the last time, Kobayashi decides to try his hand at melons.

DUDE's picture
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 1:43am.

Even Jon's sperm are lazy!

We don't need a close up of Kate's ovaries to understand this.

the DUDE! abides...

Miss_Marples's picture
Submitted by Miss_Marples on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 1:19am.

John Gosselin Mellencamp

Submitted by requiem0904 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 1:18am.

"I carried the watermelon." [pause] "I carried the watermelon?!"

Submitted by georgio on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:34am.

Practice for the professional level of internal smuggling....

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Submitted by akj749399 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:25am.

Jon Gosselin is trying to get him a black woman.

Submitted by tmacdog on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:14am.

Fawk! My doctor is NEVER going to believe this after the Fusilli accident.

IDontGiveaF's picture
Submitted by IDontGiveaF on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:39pm.

He wished his girlfriend had huge mellons, but he also didn't specify to the genie.

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:33pm.

ZAC EFRON : Little do they know these MELONS don't make my mouth WATER ...only the juices from any fat "tube" will do !

RasKimmie's picture
Submitted by RasKimmie on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:55pm.

Hmmmm. Maybe I shouldn't have had that 2nd Activia. Oh God... Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

Cooze Control's picture
Submitted by Cooze Control on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:28pm.

I've heard of anal beads, but THIS is ridiculous!

Cooze Control's picture
Submitted by Cooze Control on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:26pm.

Jon Gosselin's nightmares as of late consist of Kate's fertile eggs attacking him from all directions...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:22pm.

Like Clay Aiken at the Playboy mansion, he was but a carnivore in a sea of melons.

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AXE's picture
Submitted by AXE on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:18pm.

When Hector went to Hell, he was given the choice to watch Transformers and Transformers 2 back to back for eternity, or to pass a melon every 5 minutes for eternity. Good choice, Hector, good choice.

Submitted by Sucker Punch on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:16pm.

Ahhhh Fuuuucccckkkk! Which one of you fuckers put butter on this melon!

Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:15pm.

ODD JOB.....HE LIKES HIS FETUS SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

Submitted by madea on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:07pm.

it's MILLER time!

ALASA's picture
Submitted by ALASA on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:59pm.

do u want to date with beautiful girls ?do u want to make friends with young and rich man ?so don't hesitate just join us sugarscupid. c o m.have a try ,u will find the man or the woman u want .

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:53pm.

Hector swears off Thai food the next day.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:48pm.

Going #1 in a bottle no problemo, but too many jalapeños the night before and way way way out there in the fields the next day was quite a different situation with going the other.

Submitted by snowblossom2 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:48pm.

Jon Gosselin thought Kate hatched a lot of babies...

jimmy77's picture
Submitted by jimmy77 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:35pm.

You should see Makani's face when he starts passing pineapples.

CeeCee's picture
Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:29pm.

Jon Gosselin: from parent to pervert. First he couldn't get enough drooling babies and now he can't get enough juicy melons.

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Submitted by gabby119 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:21pm.

LOL !! My babes.....
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megc74's picture
Submitted by megc74 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:14pm.

just wait until the rest of them hatch.

cadebra1961's picture
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:05pm.

This is Jon Gosselin's acid-induced, bad-ass trip of him hallucinating that all his current and future kids turning into watermelons & attacking his psyche for all eternity!
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Submitted by aautepminer on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:03pm.

aautepminer

finally, scientists have been able to get a better image of Jon Gosselin's brain.

yo momma's picture
Submitted by yo momma on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:38pm.

What? No fried chicken?

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