Monday, July 13th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brendan Fraser And His Five-Month Old Fetus
Does Brendan Fraser have something tell us?! Or maybe he doesn't even know himself and we'll soon see his ass on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" after he pops out a baby in the toilet of a public bathroom? Or maybe he's starring as the pregnant dude in a Lifetime biopic? Or maybe he sort-of, kind-of swallowed a beer keg during a drunken night? Eh, it happens.
I'd still hit it. Sometimes luscious bellies come in handy when you're riding the peen express. It gives you a place to rest on your arms when you get too tired! It's like a built-in armrest!
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Don't hate Brendan. He's a wonderful comedian and cute too. Ok, too bad for the belly...
happyhappyhappyhappy!
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Tojo.....Thanks! :)
Superb day to you! x
Octobrendan!
I just wanted to say Fuck it! ((not to anyone here just wanting to yell, long day))
Thank you for listening.
Peace.
Coma Caca!!
Mother of god, what happened to Brendan? First that awful pic without his toupee and now this. I'll have to save my sperm for a repeat of School Ties now.
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He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
please don't show brendan running around with his pregnant belly on the beach...it's gross...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
WTF happened to Brendan Fraser? He used to be pretty hot. observe the following:
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/brendan_fraser_03.jpg
Shit, if I stare at THAT picture to long, I just might come, LOL!
He needs to stay away from the Krispy Kremes & Big Macs, if I were to venture a guess. Dude, join a gym pronto!
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I missed you fuckers so much. Amazing, huh? And I'm not fucking joking.
Anyway... this hot mess? I thought it was Eminem at first.
Then I remembered that Eminem is now a manorexic, right? This dude could still be his long lost brother though.
LOL just like that movie Junior...this is hilarious...! He obviously is trying to get rid of his drunk bloat gut. Or something?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Whenever i look at this guy the first thing that always comes to mind is a big fat piece of pork shoulder.
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lol, when a transplant from Newww Yawk told me how they had to get up in the middle of the night (in winter, of course!) to shovel off the roof...I was like HELL NO!! Yes it's hot in the summer but IMO the winters more than make up for it!
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Oh for sure! I mean I just had my face melted off when I walked outside, but I just think in a month or two it will be bearable again. Love Fall through Spring just amazing weather to do anything. Shoveling snow is bs, not that I would know... never had to since I've lived here all my life.
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When I die I want my Eulogy writen by MK.
Submitted by Total Randomness on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 6:21pm.
I too am in AZ, Tempe/Goodyear and I would just like to say it is fucking out there. I gave myself a tramp stamp with my effing seat belt when I got in my car today at lunch. Then I processed to get my face melted off by the a/c that hadn't cool off. Aaaaah to live in AZ!
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lol, when a transplant from Newww Yawk told me how they had to get up in the middle of the night (in winter, of course!) to shovel off the roof...I was like HELL NO!! Yes it's hot in the summer but IMO the winters more than make up for it!
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Submitted by platypus on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:54pm.
FIRST!
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LOL.
Freebird - I forgot about Sedona. Go for it! (but if it were me, I'd go one state over to Santa Fe)
I have to give Fraser a pass: he's a really nice guy, devoted to his wife and quite harmless in general.
How many men his age DON'T have bellies nowadays?
I too am in AZ, Tempe/Goodyear and I would just like to say it is fucking out there. I gave myself a tramp stamp with my effing seat belt when I got in my car today at lunch. Then I processed to get my face melted off by the a/c that hadn't cool off. Aaaaah to live in AZ!
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
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What area of AZ are you in Tojo?
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The hot part!! Far south east valley... Florence, Queen Creek area!
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
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What area of AZ are you in Tojo?
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:43pm.
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Sedona is beautiful!(weather wise and scenery) lol @ fuck the time change.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:35pm.
FB- I haven't lived in AZ for over three years and only lived there three years total out in the West Valley in Surprise. Since I grew up in Northern California, the weather was a shock. So we packed up and hauled shit outta there to... Wisconsin. Yeah, I know.
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Mmmmmm. Cheeeeeese. NoCal is cooooold for me, I'm sure the weather was a big adjustment. I'm also looking forward to the weather change because there isn't one here in SoCal. I have loved that, but I think I'll enjoy being in snow for a season, too. Do you like Wisconsin? Do you say it WisKAHNsin?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:35pm.
FB- I haven't lived in AZ for over three years and only lived there three years total out in the West Valley in Surprise. Since I grew up in Northern California, the weather was a shock. So we packed up and hauled shit outta there to... Wisconsin. Yeah, I know.
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lol, I was born in Wisconsin and brought to AZ as a 6 year old! I can't imagine living anywhere else! And yes, Sedona and Phoenix...totally different weather!!!
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freebird on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:31pm.
I like ass kickin. Why am I thinking there are gross zombies involved?
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Yes, but the zombies get their ass' kicked!
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I read somewhere that Milla can't do interviews because she is so unpredictable. Something like she can only do late night. Not sure if this is true. But it would explain why I rarely see her on TV.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
FB- I haven't lived in AZ for over three years and only lived there three years total out in the West Valley in Surprise. Since I grew up in Northern California, the weather was a shock. So we packed up and hauled shit outta there to... Wisconsin. Yeah, I know.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:28pm.
Freebird heeeheeeheeee.
The Ring is HORROR. Resident Evil is a womins movie about kickin ass.
:D
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I like ass kickin. Why am I thinking there are gross zombies involved?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
Freebee- The lack of time change was one of the only redeeming things about AZ for me. But Sedona is beautiful and has better weather than Phoenix.
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Seems to me like it's a little cooler in Sedona & much greener. I've heard that the increase in people in Phoenix has changed the weather patterns a bit there.
Freebird heeeheeeheeee.
The Ring is HORROR. Resident Evil is a womins movie about kickin ass.
:D
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
Freebird, Oded was great with Milla Jovovich in those Resident Evil movies. Love them both.
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I can't watch stuff that's too scary or gory. I'm a chicken type of freebird! :0) The Ring was the last thing that I saw in that genre. No mas! Once that thing crawled out of the TV all slimey & backwards & choppy I resigned from gore.
Freebird, Oded was great with Milla Jovovich in those Resident Evil movies. Love them both.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Freebee- The lack of time change was one of the only redeeming things about AZ for me. But Sedona is beautiful and has better weather than Phoenix.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:17pm.
Yay indeed! I also love that AZ says fuck you to the time change. I hate the time change.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:05pm.
The Mummy had something for everyone.
Brendan Fraser...Rachel Weisz ...Oded Fehr.
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That would be my favorite hometown buffet right there! Back in the day, of course. Looks like Brandon has hit the actual buffet too much. Rachel, still a hottie. Don't know about Oded, but he was hot in the mummie movies.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:10pm.
JustJack & Freebird
We went out already and it was awsome.
What to do with the current one....hmm...tricky.
Let's see what happens and then decide.
I have told myself never to stay together with someone because it's covenient and that's what I've been doing in the past months. Don't like myself much for doing it, to be honest.
Anyway, it's about risking and compromising and being honest as much as I can I guess.....
I'll keep you updated! :D
Wahoooooo!
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I was thinking about you this morning! Good for you!!
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:44pm.
@ DD & DeeDee (heehee)- I'm thinking of moving to Sedona. Carefree was 2nd on the list. I love the desert. It may be from having so much fun at desert parties here, but I love Sedona. LOVE IT!! I don't have to live there forever, but I'd like to be there for a bit. I love hot fucking hot hot. I've been there when it's 110+ and it is hot as hell, but I guess I love hell! ;0)
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yay! Welcome to AZ!!
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JJ deleted my zombie alter ego comment. Asshat.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:32pm.
I will be heading over there right now because I got plenty more to bitch about.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:32pm.
Oh, aha, there's nothing even remotely special about me. The only problem I'm having with the PC is my dogs. I have my pit and a little terrier. So where do they go, you know?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:33pm
I can't fucking stand anti-pit people. My girl loves kids. I live kinda in the ghetto and the parents let their kids play with her all day. They climb all over her just like my nephews and my terrier. When I go to Brad's the parents freak out. He lives in this fucking elitest neighborhood and they can't stand me or my dog. Long hair, dark skin, pit bull = thug, drug dealer, or, I swear to you, hustler . . . I was actually asked.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:36pm.
It seems new, but maybe I'm just blind. We got into a fight on the 4th and one of my dumbass Cosmo relationship therapist friends suggests find a poem or a song for each other. It's lame as hell, but we used to trade songs as jokes so whatever. I'll try anything. His choice was just fucking ridiculous. I don't know what happens now. I'm hoping I just happen to be around for midlife crisis instead of being the center of it.
http://twitter.com/diegoblue
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:38pm.
New date with the architect is set.
I. Am. Hyperventilating!!!!!!
Yay!!!
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Now Me: I want to stab my fucking all my costumers in the EYE with a Fucking pen!!!!! I fucking HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Make sure they're sharpened. ;)
No, honestly....everyone is always complaining about bad customer service. What they forget is that the customers are sometimes the arseholes that just break our day and make us grumpy.
Agree?
I didn't get banned at JJ but my comments were deleted by the Mod. I think it had something to do with my saying Brad Pitt leaves skidmarks in his shortz. The Loonies went on the warpath.
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Moo!
The Mummy had something for everyone.
Brendan Fraser...Rachel Weisz ...Oded Fehr.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
LOL @ Perla! Brandon needs to put on his walking shoes a little more often and see what it feels like to do a little more than stand in them. He needs to powerwalk.
I couldn't find that rumor anywhere. HAHAHAH
Ok see you whores lata!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, did you find out is brad pulled a chris brown?
Not youtube, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Christ he looks like my gay milquetoast neighbor. Hey wait a minute ...
Well that makes more sense Stoney! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stoney, how do you get banned from Youtube?
Wait not youtube, lol. I meant JJ.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Did he swallow BloHan's basketball head?
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Moo!
I just got myself banned again from youtube! Good times!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."