Monday, July 13th 2009
Morning Wood
Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old (HA! and HA!) refined girlfriend is a perfect role model for his ten million kids. I'm being totally serious. Shit, bitch is my role model! - ONTD
Shiny happy topless people with iPhones - Pink is the New Blog
Ryan Gaycrest has become one of the richest queens on TV - ICYDK
Lady CaCa is actually looking sexy hot here - SOW
Another boy bander admits to having a taste for the peen. Wake me when one of the pieces from Color Me Badd comes out - Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood - I'm Not Obsessed
Not since Wolverine has a movie with a gay main character made this much money at the box office - Socialite Life
If Eva Longwhoria really wanted to turn us on, she'd tie up her lips with silk scarves - Celebitchy
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I was so immediately impressed with this picture. That was not an easy dive she took there. She looks as tho she may have been dancing with the plant...or trying to move through it, perhaps...I mean, that leg placement is phenomenal. I give her an 8.6 for the Face Plant portion of the Drunkoffyourass Olympics.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:19pm.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Did this idiot really fall into a plant? Wow wonder what strain of plant she was smokin to fall like that? I want some.
@ Owls are A-Holes on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:21pm.
She's not even ''Bang Bus'' worthy.
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No but she may be good enough for the Cover My Face series.
If this is REAL, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
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She's not even ''Bang Bus'' worthy.
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ITA with 2Di4's assessment of Jon and his whore piece; trash begets trash. He's been dating NOTHING but gnarly, used up college cum dumpsters since his split with Kate.
Men won't climb to the top of the tree to get the best shiniest apples, but instead troll the ground for rotten ones no one else wants to pick up.
Miss Thang on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 1:24pm.
Jon should be ashamed of himself... for making me feel sorry for Kate.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
a transvestite lumberjack had too much to drink on his trip to the big city and tried to trim the potted plants. looove the shirt lolz
Ooh, ooh,ooh! The more photos of Jon's new ho that I look at, the more I notice her EYEBROW SITUATION! Another reason for MK to love her.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
At first glance, I thought that was a picture of Lohan.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
Jon should be ashamed of himself... for making me feel sorry for Kate.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
I agree with Stoney. Jon should go home to his brood of brats and hand his dick and balls back to Kate on a silver platter. Those two fucktards are joined forever and they will have to make the best of it.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
She is obviously a very classy and graceful lady. How dare you all make fun of her!!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:41pm.
By the way, the lovely girl's mugshot is on JJ. She was arrested for possession. Classy!
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You can join a facebook group called legalize it all you want, but that dosent make it legal!
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TEAM TRAMP!
I always fight for the whores and skanks....I can relate so its easy for me!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
By the way, the lovely girl's mugshot is on JJ. She was arrested for possession. Classy!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why am I not surprised EH symphathizes with Jon's hookery skankwhore?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Who hasn't humped a potted plant at a hotel? That is no way to judge this fine lady. She just confused hemp & hump. Happens to most of us at one time or another.
She old like a Lohan.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:22am.
I actually feel sorry for Kate. How shitty a lay must she be if she lost her man to this sorry ass whore?
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I'm going full-on commentary with this one because it's my duty to share the fruits of my many hungover hours of college psych classes with the Dlisted community. God knows I never learned anything applicable to my career. Here goes:
Cheating like this isn't about the quality of the ass, it's about the ego and the cheater's own self-hatred. A guy like him is ALWAYS going to pick a skank because it reflects who he is inside. He wants to hang with low-class people and do hoodrat stuff because he knows deep-down that he is undeserving of hanging with a better crowd. ....
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LMFAO....thanks 2Di4...I needed this...asolutely brilliant.
Forgot to address one other point:
Jon Gosselein's smoking.
Nicotine is a mild anti-depressant and also gives anxious hands something to do, so people tend to smoke more when when they're stressed. When faced with a lack of direction and identity, they also picking up habits of the people around them they're trying to emulate.
Translation: Jon is a fuckwad.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:19pm.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:22am.
I actually feel sorry for Kate. How shitty a lay must she be if she lost her man to this sorry ass whore?
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I'm going full-on commentary with this one because it's my duty to share the fruits of my many hungover hours of college psych classes with the Dlisted community. God knows I never learned anything applicable to my career. Here goes:
Cheating like this isn't about the quality of the ass, it's about the ego and the cheater's own self-hatred. A guy like him is ALWAYS going to pick a skank because it reflects who he is inside. He wants to hang with low-class people and do hoodrat stuff because he knows deep-down that he is undeserving of hanging with a better crowd.
Watch the first documentary about the Gosseleins; Kate was always a controlling biatch. Jon willingly went along with that because he's too much of a friggin puss to stand up and be a man. He LOOKED for that kind of woman. The dickery he's pulling now is another form of escaping responsibility. I'll lay odds here that he's also snorting blow and acting a fool chemically. I also predict that he'll blame that one on peer pressure.
This guy is a childish narcissist who hates himself at the deepest level but tries to make everyone think he's something he isn't, and when things go wrong he pulls the victim card.
Oh, and he looks like an Asian fat Elvis.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Yay for the Gaycrest though, it seems he has plenty of dough to pay future beards well, I wonder if theres an online application form since I'd so apply to be his beard if I couldn't get acceptance to be his boyfriend Simon Cowell's beard first of course. Since Simon pays his beards a cool 4 million NOT to have sex with him
I dont like how they attacked that 22year old Gosslin girl for being young and dumb....I know when I was that age, me and everyone I knew were doing waaaaaay worse things!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
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Remember that other guy who used to co-host the very first season of American Idol with Ryan? Yeah, is sanity is soon about to die.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I just LOVE how a "source", unnamed, is quoted for the Brangezilla takes over Manhattan and it's gospel.
But when it's a "source" that makes unflattering remarks it's blasphemy.
Make up your minds loons, that is, once they stop beeping and screaming.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Regarding' PITNB link....if that is Michael Stipe, HOT DAMN! He looks fine!
Jon Gosselin is planning to come out with a line of children's clothing. He's just as much a famewhore as his wife.
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Thanks Y'all. Blue's music must not float because it never made it across the pond.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Salem 13,
I saw it on cable. The parts without Eva weren't that bad. Of course, I could probably watch Paul Rudd read a phone book for two hours and be entertained.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:31am.
Anyone able to open the Holy Moly link? I can't. Who is the boy bander?
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I read the item on the DailyMail. Some British bloke named Duncan James from some band called Blue.
Big deal. There's one in every boy band.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ducan James', is that baby batter or panty puddin' on his lip?
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:31am.
If you roll over Holy Moly it says someone named Duncan James. I have no idea who that is.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Ha! DanRad! Love that boy!
Anyone able to open the Holy Moly link? I can't. Who is the boy bander?
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
God I fuckin HATE those LAME-ASS douchecocks on I'm Not Obsessed fuckin mom jean wearin TOOLS. Them and Celebitchy. FUCKIN LAME.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:27am.
Speaking of Eva did anybody see that horrible movie with Paul Rudd in it?
I did ( don't judge,I saw one and I had free time so I snuck in).
That movie is so bad I was high and I didn't even smiled.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Speaking of Eva did anybody see that horrible movie with Paul Rudd in it? LOL poor Paul must have been really hard up on cash to do that movie.
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OMG on "Another boy bander admits to having a taste for the peen. Wake me when one of the pieces from Color Me Badd comes out - Holy Moly!"!!!
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:03am.
Bahahahahahaha! That was good!
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:15am.
Did anyone see Bruno? I don't like him and never saw first movie.
No, and I'm not plaining on doing it... now, if you want to see a brilliant comedy, watch hamlet 2, I watched it for the 3rd time this weekend and gets funnier everytime.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old (HA! and HA!) refined girlfriend is a perfect role model for his ten million kids. I'm being totally serious. Shit, bitch is my role model! -
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*points* "Ha Ha!" (in nelson voice). seriously, that IS some GOOD STUFF, lmao.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I hope Jon's girlfriend's family completely disowns her for being such a disgrace.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:22am.
You are so bad! bahahaha!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I saw part of Denise's show last night, and all I caught was that flabby Krista Allen hooker doing the most unfunny stand-up routine ever about being a whore on Cinemax.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
If Eva Longwhoria really wanted to turn us on,*** Raul enjoys tying up his bitches too, that way if you need to go out and get a sandwich or a few beers with the boys she still be there when you get back.
I could give two shits about Jon and Kate but really? Really? If not already having a family wasn't enough to stop you how about the fact that for a confirmed 22 year old that bitch has a LOT of fucking mileage one her worn out ass.
Jon you've got 8 fucking kids and this is the bitch you want them to be around really?
I actually feel sorry for Kate. How shitty a lay must she be if she lost her man to this sorry ass whore?