Mel Gibson's Pregnant Whore Has A New Video
Mel Gibson is still trying to make his knocked up mistress whore happen. This is a video for the second single "Beautiful Heartache" off of Oksana Grigorieva's new album which was produced by Sugar Tits himself. The video was also directed by Mel in Mexico. Usually, a soggy butt nugget only takes a few minutes to come out (after a cup of Sanka), but this one took seven whole days!
I hope OctoSana's vagina produces prettier sounds than her mouth hole does, because the bitch cannot sing worth a dick! Mel needs to do an exorcism on her vocal chords! It's a good thing the ho got knocked up, because she's not going to make her fortune in music.
And what is she singing about anyway? "I love the way you wear your skin"?! The fuck? This sounds like Buffalo Bill's big number from Silence of the Lambs the Musical.
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"And what is she singing about anyway? "I love the way you wear your skin"?! The fuck? This sounds like Buffalo Bill's big number from Silence of the Lambs the Musical."
AHAHAHAHAHHAA.
I hate to say this, though, but she's really pretty :(
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Eat boogers and die.
God.. sounded 'promising' till about 20sec... puff very so so at best
I only made it to the "I love the way you wear your skin" line and had to stop...not her fault she sound so raspy and airy; if your breathe had to pass by lips that big you'd sound raspy too...
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made it to 1.24 but the sound was low for the first bit.
her voice makes me long for that auto correct crap tinny thing britney uses.
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Her voice literally grates on the nerves. It's the overly breathy, raspy, nasal, talk-sing thing she has going on.
And the "I love the way you wear your skin"lyric is creepy, but maybe it's a sicko-love song to jews who are about to be tortured, skin peeled and used as lampshades?
It is Mel Gibson's gf afterall.
Oy Vey, Mel's fucked now. His gf's face is unreal, her voice is horrible and she's never gonna go anywhere with her music career. She's only gonna have his child and sink him for millions.
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God said adultery is A-ok if she has the voice of an angel! (quick, make her sound like an angel!!)
Hmmm... it's sort of like Jon Jon getting his skank a new clothing line... someone should throw knives at that one (Daddy could fix it though, poo)
Ugh. Her voice isn't any different than what's on the radio, but her looks distract me-a combo of OctoMom and Angelina Jolie. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Just wrong.
Gawd, that was awful. Within a few seconds of her opening her mouth, I was outta there.
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Wow - that was bad, I made it thru 35 seconds. Can you imagine having to listen to her sing on a daily basis, in the kitchen, in the shower, in the yard - that relationship is not going to last, not with that voice!
huh i always though russians were supposed to be fair haired and skinned but this chick and that smirnoff chick look like they are frigging indian or half african american. maybe they are russian jews?
Oh hey another track for 'Golden Throats'.
That nose does not fit that mug. She looks like a fucking Steven Madden ad with those cartoon/dolls.
Mel, stop trying to make 'you're so fetch' happen.
I'm surprised that Mel "Bigot" Gibson didn't pull a Ben Affleck and showed up on the video.
What the fak....octomammmy on a diet of heavy autotune.
The knife thrower (where i quit for sanitys sake) need to get his shit together.
LOVE IS DEAF AND THIS IS THE PROOF
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
All I see is Megan Fox/Octocunt/Skankalina.
Her voice isn't any worse than a lot of the idiots in the top 40.
Submitted by The C word: "Whatever, Yoko Onovska."
Oh, snap!
Remember in the movie Citizen Kane when Kane meets the woman who wants to be a singer and winds up having an affair with her? Seems, Mel baby took a page out of that movie.
In an effort to legitimize his whore singer, Kane builds an opera house for her and funds over the top productions to prove her talent. The singer in the movie had more talent that this russian Oskanka!! I've heard cats in heat wail better.
Give it up, Sugar tits, no one is believing that singer bullshit story
Not hot. Shit song. Jew hater.
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Epic FAIL! I stopped at the 1 min mark. I'm not stoned/medicated enough to get through the whole mess.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:32am.
LOL but the gross mental images I'm getting from that visual, Octosana's lips around sugar tit's flaccid, old peen must be quite a sight
Yeah!!!!
*applause*
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she looks like the corpse bride
http://images.google.com/images?q=corpse%20bride&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozill...
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Submitted by hambletta on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:42am.
Hambletta - you wouldn't be Australian and a graduate of Play School, would you?
It's Suze, like in booze.
I think she is singing about Mel's foreskin...
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@EvilShoe:on the loonies. hahahaha dang. holy sh*T!
Coma Caca!!
Her voice constipated and gave me diarrhea at the same time!
Can't believe it was even possible...
Blaster, did you diddle the Ruskie or what?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This sounds like some horribly dubbed, bad impression of what a female Bob Dylan would sound like if he were a woman. Her voices makes me was to start meowing like a cat in heat.
Frankly, I am damned disappointed. I thought, with those lips, she'd sound a bit more like this person:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9sJ-SWLoE
That's entertainment!
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This post brings the lols. Thanks for making my cranky tired ass laugh this morning Michael.
Submitted by hambletta on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:42am.
a pretty average high school, teen angst-ridden load of rubbish from an woman old enough to know better. she looks pretty but it's still a pity she caught the knife.
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Ha ha hahahahahahahaahahah! I fell off my chair when I saw this. Indeed, what has the world of music come to?
On the bright side, at least it's 120 minutes less torture than "The Passion of the Christ".
Forget everything on the Dlisted page today because the post that will outshine all of them is the one about St. Angie's twins turning 1. I saw a headline on Yahoo about it.
Hunker down whores, the loonies are a comin'!
She does look like Octopussy.
I can't get past this chick's lips. She looks like Octo mom and sounds like Heidi Montag.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. I stopped watching when she starts "singing". I can't look at her. YUCKY lips.
Coma Caca!!
a pretty average high school, teen angst-ridden load of rubbish from an woman old enough to know better. she looks pretty but it's still a pity she caught the knife.
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It still sounds like a cat meowing away hahahha. What is wrong with Mel Gibson backing up this slut.
So now it make sense why Mel and Britney collaborating in Mexico awhile back. Betcha it had something to do with this crap.
Mel, you sad, sad fuck.
Karma happens.
It's Suze, like in booze.
i needs to see me some before pictures of this bitches twisted face.
And what is she singing about anyway? "I love the way you wear your skin"?
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I guess those were the words she said when she looked into the mirror after her first plastic surgery procedure.
Also, it's a wonder her face didn't start to melt when that piano burst into flames.
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Bottom-feeder.
Not going to do it.
Fuck this whore and fuck MG.
I made it to the one minute mark before I turned it off...coincidentally, when she started singing. My gawd, she sucks. She looks just like Octopussy. Mel Gibson is an asshole...he looks just like an old fool for this mess.
Well, if the music career doesn't workout she made sure that she has all of Mel's post-divorce money to fall back on.
Golddiggers gettin' it done.
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When she starts playing 'Devil Went Down To Georgia' on harmonica with her snatch, then I'll be totally impressed and she'll have my undivided attention. Until then, fuck this bitch.
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I managed up until she started "singing" in that turgid breathless way no talents try.
Love the title too, MK, succinct and funny hehe.
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