The Wino Has Returned To England!
Amy Wino returned to London today after spending six-months in St. Lucia! The island of St. Lucia just moved over a few miles, because all the natives let out a sigh of relief at once. And suddenly, the island no longer reeks of tequila barf, toe butter and flea shit.
When Wino landed today and got a whiff of the fresh crack air, she immediately got a little weepy in the eyes, because she was so happy to be back! Her spokeswhore says that Wino just can't wait to catch up with old friends. Hopefully, by "old friends" she doesn't mean roach clips, crack pipes or Blaaaaaaake!
Wino is in town to face charges for whooping a trick last year. Wino will also continue to work on her new album. Apparently, her label isn't thrilled with Wino after hearing some new tracks she did in St. Lucia.
You know, Wino doesn't look like a year old soap scum-covered hairball caught in your drain, so the ocean breezes did her some good! I'll admit that I miss her crackhive, but it's best that they aren't together anymore. I'm guessing her crackhive is currently at rehab facility somewhere in California spilling its feelings to Dr. Drew. It's for the best.
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This may be the reason for her tears, for the millionth time, reports are out that she's divorcing Blaaaaaaaake.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009/07/16/amy-winohouse-to-be-grante...
Also, 'pals' say that the St. Lucia crew miss the Wino: ‘Amy Winehouse’s welcome to come back to St Lucia any time'
Much has been said of Amy Winehouse's return from St Lucia, but a close friend of the Rehab singer has rubbished reports that she is no longer welcome on the Caribbean island.
The pal told us: “The manager of the hotel she was staying at was sad to see her go, and has said he would love to have her come back to stay again. Many of the staff are also sad she
has left.
“Amy certainly can be a wild child but she's nothing compared to some Brits who holiday in St Lucia. Amy always made a point to talk to people who worked at the hotel, and even looked after their kids when they were working."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbi...%27/article.do
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Only took 6 months of steam cleaning and 4000 sessions with a Brillo pad to get her looking like a gutter skank.
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MK, you make me blow snot:
"The island of St. Lucia just moved over a few miles, because all the natives let out a sigh of relief at once."
WOW. Sorry, that's something. But how many nights in London before she's in a dirty slip and blood stained ballet slippers again.
"The island of St. Lucia just moved over a few miles, because all the natives let out a sigh of relief at once."
I heartily "HA"'d at that. Great job.
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I agree with blaaake and to Whatever: tears of homecoming-happiness I would surmise.
She's wearing the same dress she wore last time she went back to England.
I really hope she stays away from drugs.
Why is she crying?
she looks great. I hope she keeps the b-52 off her head.
Submitted by c-est_moi on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:21am.
She looks like R. Crumb's Devil Girl.
LOL! She does!
BTW, if you all haven't seen "Crumb" check it out - awesome documentary.
I never read anything about her. I know she's been on some tropical isle somewhere for awhile but OMG, she looks SO much healthier! Meat on her bones! Good going Amy!
Does anyone else think she looks like Ms. Chi Chi Rodriguez in To Wong Foo??
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.joyofcrossdressing.com...
Hmm that girl is a worry... She scares the hell outta me!
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Just a day or two ago here I was wondering if Wino was just going to fade into oblivion in contrast to what had previously been expected, and then this pictures pop up. This does not bode well.
That's the best I've ever seen her look.
O man, you gotta give her a break with her hair tho. So far, it's been either that crackhive or a bird's nest up there or both. She needs work - heaven knows(as do we, sadly) what's under those not-so-bad clothes....she looks clear in the eye, she's not making absurd faces, her hair is clean and coiffed (altho, I too will admit it doesn't QUITE work), no cracky dancing....I'm impressed. Let's just hope she keeps it up.
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Jo from "The Facts of Life"? Not Nancy McKeon, but the actual character from the 80's.
I honestly thought this girl would die before she ever got clean. She seemed so determined in her self destruction. She looks good with clean fingernails and clean feet and minus the crud encrusted ballet slippers. She deserves an atta-girl for this. Hopefully she will remain clean.
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How the fuck do you spend 6 months on a tropical island and come back as white as when you left???
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sorry i liked her crackhive better lol this hair isn't doing anything for her face
They said MJ looked healthy, and look
She looks a lot better, even if "better" means looking like a tranny from 1986.
It looks like she's tearing up in this pic. She looks clean and girly and she's got her knees together in the car. It probably won't last, but she's got so much talent. Such a shame.
wow. she's a million times healthier. I like her natural cury hair.
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I liked her better when she was a miserable hot mess. That hair has got to go! It's not even as good as Cher's in "Moonstruck."
Is it me or does homegirl look like she's 45 years old? THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT! That said, I'm glad she put on a few pounds.
I'm in shock that her fingernails are clean...when's the last time we saw that.
*books trip to St Lucia*
must be magic,a miracle or voodoo to make her look human again....
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If Bette Midler had been a chola in "Outrageous Fortune" . . .
She looks great!
either she looks really really good or a hot tranny mess. :)
is that the way she looks healthy?
anywayyyy, glad she's back!!!
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this one
She looks like she should bust into that skeleton dance that somebody posted last week on the the Karl Lagerfeld post.
Pickles, WRONG. So can Britney! :)
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You've brought a lot of sunshine into my life
You've filled me with happiness I never knew
You gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of
And no one, no one can take the place of you
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This - THIS is the miracle of Sta. Lucia!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Only this bitch can make Louboutins look scruffy. Sigh.
dare i say... wino is looking somewhat different, refreshed- if you will! still gargamel'ish though.
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She looks like R. Crumb's Devil Girl.
Good for her!!! I hope she stays clean and keeps her head on her shoulders. I am not a fan but I do love to see chicks my age get it together after falling off. Shit happens.
WOW! It's all about that damn crackhive. I'm jsut SO glad it's gone!
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She looks normal! What happened?! :)
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Ahahha mike!
She looks good! Bit like a dude, but GOOD!
Meh, she looks alright. The only thing interesting in the photos is the Dobie Gillis lookalike in the back.
No, I wasn't alive when that show came out! Reruns...
her clothes look like they escaped the early 90s but she looks way better than she did a year ago.Now if only Blohan would hit up St. Rehab island.
I quite like her jumper/dress and she does look better than she did so props for that.
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I'm in CA and if I see that nasty-assed crackhive scurrying around town I'ma KILL it! I HATE that nasty thing.
@Raul Duke
Don't move your money. Amy knows she's just fucking with us death pool junkies.
I give her 3 weeks before she implodes and becomes the flea bitten, hallowed eye walking dead we all know and love.
AMY PROVE ME WRONG! Keep it together for 6 months and then we'll talk.
`*bad bad rubber piggy*`
Submitted by Rican35 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:58am.
Am I crazy for seeing a lil bit of Madonna in her face? If you really look at the first pic it's in there.
yes, you are crazy
lay off the crack dude, this early in the morning? good grief
There must be a medical definition for a condition where one can bathe and put on nice clothes and still look dirty.
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