Ryan Reynolds Is The Green Lantern
So sorry to Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and Bradley Cooper, but the role of the Green Lantern has been snatched up Mr. Panty Creamer himself: Ryan Reynolds. Variety says that Ryan will start shooting the movie this January for a June 17, 2011 release.
The Green Lantern is based on the comic about some ordinary human who was the power ring by an alien whose spaceship crashed on Earth. The alien was in town to find a human to take his place as the Green Lantern. Oh and obviously, the Green Lantern dude carries a battery powered lantern.
While my no-no agrees with this casting decision, I think the producers should change just a couple of things if they want this to be a blockbuster hit. So, instead of a stupid lantern, I think they should paint Ryan's peen green and stick a light bulb in its mouth. Yes, a lot of bitches will pay to see Ryan's sexy ass carry a lantern around, but more bitches will pay top dollar to see him wielding his bright green peen. And instead of wearing the power ring on his finger, he should wear it on his cock. Obviously.
P.S. -You know Tommy Girl's hongray Scientolohole just called its agent to request an audition for the role of the alien.
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He'll suck but he'll still be better than Timberlake.
Come on! I'm sure Ryan will be as credible as The Green Lantern as he was as Deadpool. *rolls eyes*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:54pm.
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Starring Jake Gyllenhaal as the older, wiser Ace, who takes the naive Gary (as played by Zac Efron) under his wing.
Boo. It should have gone to Nathan Fillion. :(
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Where's the Wonder Woman movie?!
he's funny and got the hot bod. he should have been superman. :D
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Somethin' about him just don't make my Southern most kitteh purrrrr...I think he's kinda a butter head...or maybe he registers high enough on my douche-o-meter for me not to need a panty liner when he all topless like that...dunno, can't figger it...nice bod, but...meh...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:49pm.
Call me when they make a movie about 'The Ambiguously Gay Duo.'
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Call me when they make a movie about 'The Ambiguously Gay Duo.'
I prefer MK's porno-esque take on this and he doesn't me cream my knickers but I wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating crackers. Then again, the hobo near work is starting to look good these days so what do I know?
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I think my dear friend Udo Kier is a much better pic for this flick. A girdle and a muscle suit and cue cards? And can be had for SOOOO much cheaper.
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Does anyone else smell as much success as Affleck had as the Daredevil? Sorry, fanboys and girls, but let's be real. It's the Green Lantern. Next Vinnie Chase will be Aquaman...
Saw his movie with Sandra Bullock...he went from HWAT to fucking lukewarm in my book..
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NOoo! I was hoping for B. Coop! My no no does not approve.
Ryan Reynolds is fucking annoying.
UGH hes already a Marvel character why move him to DC?! All this shit and no Wonder Woman movie? What BULLSHIT. I still prefer John Stewart.
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Nathan Filion would have been a hotter "Green Latern."
But Reynolds will do - just as long as he's shirtless the entire film.
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bummer i was hoping for Henry Cavill, if not him then a black Green Lantern(like in justice league).
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Haven't they just about run out of comic book characters to turn into big screen bigger-budget crap fests?
Nice firm man boobs.
LOL at his cock being the new flashlight "green lantern". Wooo he could write his name in the sky with the green light.
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LOL if they picked Jared Leto. He's like 1 and a half Olsen twins big. They would have to change it to The Green Matchstick.
*yawn*
What a boring ass weekend.
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He's not hot, none of the guys named as up for this role are hot, Hollywood is pathetic, where are the hot men?
Fuck!
No! No! NOOoooOOOO! I KNEW they would go with him, because out of all the candidates, he has the most squarish face, which would resemble a comic-drawn superhero more...
But he is such a douche! Ugh!
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Hot from the neck down.
Married to ScarHo, so that brings the hotness quoient down several notches, too.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 5:00pm.
Maybe he was chosen because his face resembles a lantern?? So fug!
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Lol. Just put a candle in his head and voila! a Jack-o-lantern!
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He will always be Berg to me.
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Submitted by Lohohater on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 5:00pm.
oh this sucks ass! should have went to henry cavill! now thats a real piece of ass. and he's a better actor too.
AMEN!! He keeps trying out for these parts and getting shot down, and I'm just sitting here waiting for a time when I can see his hot ass on the big screen.
Lord, where did he get those arms! It's his bod that I'd like to go to town on...his pink latern!
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This is a good thing. All the other choices were crap, especially Timberdouche and Bradley Cooper.
oh this sucks ass! should have went to henry cavill! now thats a real piece of ass. and he's a better actor too.
Maybe he was chosen because his face resembles a lantern?? So fug!================================================
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I think he catched manorexia. I almost didn't recognize him in recent pictures. He's lost a lot of weight, IMO.
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i think he would look better with a bag on his head.
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The face does NOTHING for me....
One one hand, at maybe this will give him a big break . He's not a household name.
Wake me up when Hollywood decidea to make a movie that isn't based on a comib book, a television series or a previous movie. You know, something COMPLETELY ORIGINAL.
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I don't find him attractive. He seems to have a great body, but unless he's naked in the movie with a bag on his head... i won't see it!
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I don't know what your'e talking about, but that Horrorschuss doesn't cream my panties. GAG!
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