Ryan Reynolds Is The Green Lantern
So sorry to Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and Bradley Cooper, but the role of the Green Lantern has been snatched up Mr. Panty Creamer himself: Ryan Reynolds. Variety says that Ryan will start shooting the movie this January for a June 17, 2011 release.
The Green Lantern is based on the comic about some ordinary human who was the power ring by an alien whose spaceship crashed on Earth. The alien was in town to find a human to take his place as the Green Lantern. Oh and obviously, the Green Lantern dude carries a battery powered lantern.
While my no-no agrees with this casting decision, I think the producers should change just a couple of things if they want this to be a blockbuster hit. So, instead of a stupid lantern, I think they should paint Ryan's peen green and stick a light bulb in its mouth. Yes, a lot of bitches will pay to see Ryan's sexy ass carry a lantern around, but more bitches will pay top dollar to see him wielding his bright green peen. And instead of wearing the power ring on his finger, he should wear it on his cock. Obviously.
P.S. -You know Tommy Girl's hongray Scientolohole just called its agent to request an audition for the role of the alien.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
You mean they were seriously considering, Justin "my girlfriends dick is bigger than mine" Timberlake, Jared "but really I AM a douchebag" Leto and Bradley "No Lips" Cooper for this part?
Sorry, Ryan may not be the perfect choice but considering the alternatives he'll do just fine.
And Seth Rogen is going to play the "Green Hornet" not the Green Lantern.
Photoshop awards?
I liked Ryan Reynolds (before his marriage to that woman)...
But I agree with this guy...
http://childmurderingrobot.blogspot.com/2009/07/ryan-reynolds-to-appear-...
He's just being greedy. I understand that actors don't know where their next meal is coming from so they take whatever work they can get...but he can't play EVERY FREAKING superhero.
It's the very thing I can't stand about Christian Bale.
Goodness Gracious!,I would soooooooooooooooo
love to throw RR down on the funkiest mattress
I have and split him in two with my tongue up his
butt!...oh heavens that would be devine,simply
devine my dears!
Acting abilities,capability and quality of be
damned!,RR is a fine piece of ass!.
Tevness
Submitted by michaels queen on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:52am.
I barely watched "Waiting" and "Van Wilder" and that was bad enough.
So he can't act, he isn't funny, and he looks bland.
I still like him a lot more than I like Justin Timberlake, however. Whenever I look at or hear about Ryan Reynolds, I'm OK but Justin Timberlake makes me rage.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
I think I've figured out what bothers me about the picture of that man.
his forearms are underdeveloped compared to the rest of the package (makes me wonder about his legs - i bet they're like sticks from the knees down)
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Oh ew. I hate it when guy's legs are like that--I am so picky about men's legs. I am also totally turned off when men have really thick legs--like professional football players.
I saw him on Amityville Horror (there was nothing better on...) last night, though. They definitely threw in enough topless moments, and he was looking pretty hot.
How the fuck does he do it? Just when I'm about to close the book on him, not only does he come back with a better role, he looks even hotter.
That's a sigh of relief, at least Justin Timberdouche didn't get it. I approve of my secret love slave Ryan in the part.
well, i like the african american version because, i was born in 1976 thus grew up with tha motha fucka. so, thanks for the history lesson.
There, there, Pleco. I'm making you a really cool rubber band outfit. You're going to love it. I wear mine to the Star Trek conventions.
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well theres one comic book movie im not going to see....good lord, this guys SUCKS
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(groans) Did anyone see The Proposal? Could this guy be any more flat? So talentless. Bradley would have made a better Green Lantern - at least he has a personality.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:04am.
I hate to burst your bubble, but the first Green Lantern (aka Golden Age Green Lantern) was Alan Scott, and he wasn't black.
Dang. I know who's going to be first in line when the movie opens.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:27am.
@Plectos
if they have so many different characters for the same superheroes, what happens to the previous ones...do they send them to the slaughterhouse? :(
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No, they end up doing infomercials.
Seriously, some move up the costumed crimefighter career, some die. Dick Grayson, the original Robin, grew too big for his tights and went solo as Nightwing. His unfortunate successor, Jason Todd - was the one murdered by the Joker, thanks to readers' votes (no joke, they actually had a poll asking people whether or not Robin should die). There were three other Robins after that - including one girl - but that's too much geekery before my morning vodka.
Even the original Batgirl - Barbara Gordon - was crippled by the Joker (what a bad, bad man he was in the comics) in front of Commissioner Gordon, but even after being confined to a wheelchair she reinvented herself as the Oracle in Birds of Prey. The current Batgirl is a rogue, mute Asian assassin.
/swigs Screwdriver in shame
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:11am.
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I've only had a few Robins in my life, none with dicks but one was questionable.
@Plectos
if they have so many different characters for the same superheroes, what happens to the previous ones...do they send them to the slaughterhouse? :(
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Aheheheh! Did you guys also know that Dick Grayson is only one of a number of Robins that Batman had?
Mmm...Dick. My bottom hurts just thinking about it.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:04am.
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damn! Plecos, that was too much nerd for early in the morning. thanks for the info though i had no idea they had that many Green Lanterns.
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Oh, he has a totally hot body. His face is okay.
He can do the job. He was very good in Wolverine.
I'd fuck him stupid... or die trying *LOL*
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Another comic book movie???
Geezus, can't Hollywood find any original ideas? Have they tried Craigslist or Ebay?
I hate Hollywood.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:04am.
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Pleco, being an unabashed Star Trek geek, I am glad you came out of the closet.
Ewwwww bad choice in my opinion, Ryan does absolutely NOTHING for me. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another WUSS , they keep sticking these twinks in these costumes and want us to believe they are super-hero's this will suck like Woolverine
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 7:29am.
THE ORIGINAL GREEN LANTERN WAS BLACK!!! WHATEVER!!!
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I hate to burst your bubble, but the first Green Lantern (aka Golden Age Green Lantern) was Alan Scott, and he wasn't black.
The Bronze Age Green Lantern was Guy Gardner, who made his first appearance in Green Lantern #59 (March 1968).
The Silver Age Green Lantern - and possibly the most well-known - was Hal Jordan, who was a founding member of the Justice League of America.
John Stewart is the FIRST African-American Green Lantern, who first appeared in Green Lantern vol. 2 #87 (December 1971). He succeeded Guy Gardner and is the Green Lantern who appears in the animated series.
Then there's Kyle Rayner, the Modern Age Green Lantern, who was Mexican-American.
There are many Green Lanterns in the DC universe, and not all of them were humanoids. The ones I outlined here are the Green Lanterns from Earth, in chronological order. You can say that being Green Lantern recognizes no creed, race, or color.
/end of servicey geeky rant
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
"Ummm ..."don't not"-- Girl, I think you do."
Ooops, you're right. I think my rage overrode my editing skills.
To start:
"First-- IF he said such a thing, please link me-- I have searched in vain."
As I explained, he said in the print version of the Entertainment Weekly where he was on the cover - the Must List. I have a subscription and believe me, it was in there. Furthermore, as I already explained, I think the online version is just an excerpt because I can't find it. I'm sure you don't believe me, but I assure you, I am NOT in the business of making things up. Particularly something as insensitive as that. You can choose to believe me or not, no hard feelings.
"Second-- the guy can be funny-- but using the word "schadenfreude"? Now THAT is unforgivable."
Agreed and agreed. But I personally think he is one of those prefab celebrities that are being shoved down our throats. I know he has fans, and that's cool, but I am not one of them.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Well, some of you can hate...but I love me some Reynolds...small forearms are not. I think he's a good actor and he'll do a superheroe movie jutice! Now, it does surprise that he's doing 2 superheroe roles fairly close together...but eh, he's hot and talente so I am good with that.
FAKE! HE WAS BLACK GREEN LANTERN RULES. COMMON SENSE LITERALLY SHOULD BE PLAYING HIM.
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THE ORIGINAL GREEN LANTERN WAS BLACK!!! WHATEVER!!!
HOLLYWOOD IS SO WACK FOR DOING THAT.
EWW. SO NOT COOL!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/272717724_14330bfe9f.jpg
He's kinda cute but not verrrrrry. Talented, yes. Dreamy, no.
Yeah, there is some major roiding going on here.
It's impossible to transform as quickly as he did without a little juice.
He won't be able to keep it up forever though. Eventually he'll lose all of the bulk and the shirt will stay on forever more.
Just ask Big Willy.
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Micheal K., you are a completely insane madman and you write some funny, funny shit.
I agree with the poster who mentioned his forearms. It's almost like looking at a live action reverse-bizarro-world Popeye. His biceps are fucking huge but his scrawny forearms belong to an 11-year-old boy.
im catching guff, as to why i have "human nature"on my myspace- because i want to, and im still in a little of a mouring thing. i'll get over it just give me a little bit. leave me alone. FOR A MINUTE.
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and i DON'T want superfriends to be replicated that was a once in a childhood thing, the casting would be terrible- cruise, timberlake, w. smith, owen wilson (just cause you got to throw him in there somewhere), and morgan freemans voice as narrator :( (even though i love his voice), kate hudson (dry heave), jennifer aniston (barf!). it'd be horrible.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
ladies, it's not uncommon for a man to workout and be cut without using roids.it's so obvious when a person is on the roids. in this case ryan looks all natural.
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So he's the Lantern and he's going to be Deadpool in an X-Men spinoff....superhero overkill for Ryan, methinks.
That being said, Scarlett is one lucky bitch.
I judge a man by his forearms. Call me shallow, but I do. This douche does not meet the criteria for fuckable. Sorry.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
That's so weird! How do you not? I notice it right away in my forearms when I don't lift. They're the first thing to go - long before anything else...I think he's on roids, yes?
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He's the hottest thing alive. Look at those pecs.
They've offered "Wonder Woman" to Justin Timberlake.
They could do worse. At least Ryan was the only actor to give any effort and succeed in Blade 3 and Smoking Aces (no offense to Alicia Keyes, she obviously tried). I'd give him a chance, if only because I remember his Berg days on Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place.
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the only thing i want to know is when 'superfriends' is gonna be a motion picture epic masterpiece? or does anyone else remember this? is was great. i think i might of had a first ever girl-crush on wonderwoman.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Ridiculous.
I don't like comics or a lot of old school cartoons/TV shows that it's all the rage to base movies upon, but it's kind of saddening that I know they're going to alter the original version just to attract a larger audience (and therefore big $$) and alienate its true fanbase.
It's a little bit disappointing that I can predict the people who're going to love this movie are the ones who've never before paid any attention to comics until the trend surfaced. While I understand that money is marginally an important factor in the film industry (as it is in just about any industry nowadays), the lack of passion that goes into films is generally very disappointing.
They saw Ryan Reynolds as a surefire method to capitalize over fangirls who cream themselves over his generic good looks, and the rest is history. I can assure you that whatever creative values once went into creating this comic won't even be present in this movie, and it's depressing.
BTW, it's time for Ryan Reynolds to retire his blue steel look. Anyone else thinking he's looking a little cross-eyed recently?
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Ryan looks pretty hot, but the only thing that bothers me is that he's hairy and his arms seem way under-developed compared to the rest of his beautiful...abs...! Which are almost covered up...so the pic is very wrong! Also, I think I see a bit of receding hairline. How old is he again?
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Submitted by tojo on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
I think I've figured out what bothers me about the picture of that man.
his forearms are underdeveloped compared to the rest of the package (makes me wonder about his legs - i bet they're like sticks from the knees down)
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OMG you are so right!! His forearms look so odd! You'd think he'd work on those as well...
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That's so weird! How do you not? I notice it right away in my forearms when I don't lift. They're the first thing to go - long before anything else...I think he's on roids, yes?
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
I think I've figured out what bothers me about the picture of that man.
his forearms are underdeveloped compared to the rest of the package (makes me wonder about his legs - i bet they're like sticks from the knees down)
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OMG you are so right!! His forearms look so odd! You'd think he'd work on those as well...
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