The Empress Of Lucite Brings Her Elegance To France
The Eiffel Tower was extra sparkly last night, because Shauna Sand clicked her exquisite lucite heels three times and was magically transported from Los Angeles to France! The Empress of Lucite was there, because President Sarkozy realized he made a major mistake by marrying Carla Bruni and asked Shauna to be the new First Lady of France. The true First Lady of France. It's what history intended. NO! The Empress of Lucite was in the city of lights, because her estranged husband Romain (the beauty hater) is on the French version of Big Brother called Secret Story.
While in the house, Shauna's ex has been slapping his buttery skin baguette all over Angie, a ho some bitches think is a Shauna look-alike. I'm sorry, but if the angels don't weep when you pucker your lips and mortal men don't kill themselves when you don't glance their way, you cannot be compared to The Empress of Lucite. No way.
Shauna was there with her new boyfriend, Antoine (who may or may not be a 4-year-old weasel with bad mange), to tell Romain that she has moved on. And Shauna tells him this in fluent French!!!! You haven't really heard the French language until it has passed through Shauna's elegant lips. I think every French speaking slut immediately went mute, because they knew they could never make the French language sound as eloquent or beautiful as Shauna does. It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant. Pure poetry. Somewhere in heaven, Victor Hugo just cut off his tongue.
Below is a translation from my friend Chloe of Shauna's conversation with Romain:
Host: Do you hear me? Romain, Angie, hello again!
Angie and Romain : Hey!
Host: Oh, you're cute! I've got someone special to introduce you to. She wanted to talk to you. She made a long travel. She comes from LA.
Romain: Ooh la la!
Angie: Gosh! She looks like me!
Shauna: Hello.
Romain: Hello.
Shauna: How are you?
Romain: Fine and you?
Shauna: Fine. Are you having fun?
Romain: Yes it's nice, and you?
Shauna: Haha.
Angie: She looks like me (Ed. note: Bitch, slap yourself for that!)
Romain : It's huge
Angie: I thought it was me... modified! (Ed. note: BITCH, stop it now!)
Shauna: Yes I'm having fun!
Romain: It's cool then.
Host: Shauna made the trip from LA to talk to you and to make up with you. She has something to tell you tonight
Shauna: Yes, i wanted to introduce you to Antoine.
Romain: I know him, we already met.
Angie: Hey Shauna, I'm glad to meet you.
Shauna: Me too. Pleased to meet you, Angie.
Angie: You're beautiful.
Shauna : You too.
Romain: I wanted to introduce you to my girlfriend, Angie.
Host: So everything is ok. I'll let you gather around for a nice dinner! Thanks for coming to France. Thank you Shauna. Thank you Antoine!
Unfortunately, Shauna did not destroy Angie by simply flipping her hair. No. Shauna has the heart of a million Care Bears, so she would never do that. She couldn't even a hurt a fly. Even if the fly is the gutter tramp version of her.
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Her french is actually quite good!! I'm impressed!!!!!!!!! I've been leaving in a french speaking place for over an year now and my french is not as good as hers! I'll slap myself with a wet dick for that. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
I didn't know she had two brain cells to rub together, I'm SHOCKED!
Her French is actually quite impressive on this video :
http://www.wat.tv/video/shauna-sand-je-devais-participer-1n01h_1kshz_.ht...
So much better than any American person I know
She should always speak French, whether or not she knows what she's saying, she still sounds way better and more intelligent than when she speaks in that retarded babydoll voice that is supposed to be English. She's a dipshit.
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Sad to say but i'd totally watch this. I'm watching the UK version of BB and it hasn't picked up yet.
Side note, I thought French women were supposed to be all classy and shit? She looks like she should be in Playboy, not French Vogue.
According to her Playboy profile, she completed her B.A. in International Business Administration at the American University of Paris. While there she also perfected her now-fluent French.
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Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:51pm.
dlisted has been kinda sparce the last few weeks.... i'm concerned
MK might have snagged himself some hot new peen, or a gallon of (insert alcohol type here), some Thai stick, or any combination of this trio. He'll be back soon as any (or all) of these delicious things run out (or away depending on the peen owner).
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
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Thank you!!!!!!!!! I was kinda thinking the same things lol....
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Somewhere in lala land, Jodie Foster is rolling in her Birkenstocks!! saying "the Empress of Lucite - that bitch, speaks better French than Meeee? "
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Hehe. That was funny. Her accent's pretty terrible but kudos to her for being able to hold a conversation in French, no matter how simple.
Submitted by Datura on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:59pm.
To the people of France:
Because you have taken Jerry Lewis to your collective hearts, we are also sending you Shauna Sand in hopes you will send her weight in pomme frites back to us.
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Yeah, but then we'd only get about five or six at most.
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Five or six what? Pounds or single fries? Whatever, since you've done the math, I'll share. I got ketchup!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I'm embarrased for her, she was pawned, Romaine was like so what bitch , who cares, seeya. She's a nut, I think this was the only marriage (he's had many) that Lorenzo didnt fuck up. Shauna did fuck his son, look how young she likes them? Lorenzo always cheated before, this time it bit him but good, loves it.
I like her French speaking voice. Sure beats her high-pitched bimbo English speaking voice. Makes me think that the skanky bimbo is just an act and she is really down-to-earth and lowkey at home. Maybe that's why her kids really seem normal and well-adjusted.
Oh, and I have yet to hear our International Supermodel speak another language. Take that, PP HA!!
TEAM LUCITE!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:36pm.
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Tiger!!! Where did you get too?
Nice to see you back!
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Thanks whore!
Ima gonna go stalk...er, I mean, "prepare" my din-dins, but I'll check back in with you sluts later!
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Cool! Just don't forget to give din-dins a head-start, ok? It's only fair.:)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:36pm.
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Tiger!!! Where did you get too?
Nice to see you back!
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Thanks whore!
Ima gonna go stalk...er, I mean, "prepare" my din-dins, but I'll check back in with you sluts later!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:36pm.
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Tiger!!! Where did you get too?
Nice to see you back!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:32pm.
I'm baaaaaack...
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It's about time you fucking whore. Where have you been? I was waiting for you to comment on the attack kittie story. Brought a grown man down to the sidewalk.
ps we've noted that cholly is also gone. did you at least cover your tracks and maybe have a bath to get rid of evidence this time?
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*removing shower cap from tiger head* What's that, TITS? I can't hear you...I'm taking a bath...*pouring more Mr. Bubble under running faucet, putting shower cap back on tiger head to preserve the integrity of my cuntado...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
From Wiki: (I knew I'd read somewhere that she was fairly educated - it was one of those days I thought: You know - self-esteem is where it's at cuz I think that's her only real problem right there. Unless she's a druggie, too, of course)
She took time off from modeling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.
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Reluctantly, I'[ve gotta give Shauna props. It's hard to learn a foreign language when you're living in a place where you don't hear it a lot. I'm surprised she's picked up as much as she has. And to go on a French tv show - even though the host spoke some English to her, she picked up fairly quickly on the French. I didn't see an earpiece (?) so I guess there was no simultaneous translation. She fits the profile of the kind of woman who is probably quite intelligent, but believes she can make her way playing the dumb, pretty slut in lucite heels. Good luck with that, Shauna. Cuz your shelf life has just about expired.
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OMG, this is the first time I've ever heard Shauna speak and it was like hearing the sound of honey dripping from the vagina of Brigitte Bardot (40 years ago...)! What an elegant voice she has! Especially the way she said "wutt??" towards the end. Did you see her posture on that chair? Totally erect! And the way she so modestly kept pulling that extremely short skirt down so as not to expose her kitty to all of France - a true lady! That other bitch had that "I wanna rip your tits off" smile on her face - plastic!
I will replay that vid 100's of times just to hear the Voice of Shauna.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
IS IT ME? or is there not enough gossip news for the celebs? MJ dies and all is gone. interesting!!Not even Shauna or any sluts are being productive....mine as well drink
Coma Caca!!
Damn, I gotta give Shauna some props. DAMN DAMN DAMN !!!!
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I no likie the French language and HATE the French accent!
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must be a slow news day for so-called 'entertainment' guys. Boring!!
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@pumps: ahahahaha
Yeah maybe!
Coma Caca!!
I don't know, lol.
Maybe shauna took her new beau to the hairdresser with Romain's picture.
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
BOTH.... Pumps!
Coma Caca!!
which guys' hair?!?
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
I just watched the video. What is up with the guys' hair???!! answer that one. When they were talking I felt uncomfortable...like they are talking about me in french. and shauna's playmate why is he holding onto himself. whaaaaaaa woop woop
Coma Caca!!
RichBitch :
shauna is trying to make him jealous. and so does he.how mature, isn't it?!?
(and i've read somewhere that french TV asked her to take part to secret story with Romain. she declined, and then thought it would be a brilliant idea if she went into the house with Antoine and Romain...)
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
Amazing how people have an absolute "type" that they are attracted to isn't it. This here is proof positive from both the male and female sides.
Wow! Shauna Sand as an anthropological example! DListed is getting highbrow y'all!
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:57pm.
I love Shauna, and I'm even more impressed with her to know that she (seems) fluent in a second language. It's not an easy feat to master, much less to be able to be on national television and speak it.
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um... it's a feat for her no doubt, but I'd say a large portion of the planet speaks more than one language. (not me sadly. i was asked to leave spanish classes and french eludes me. pig latin is more my speed)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:32pm.
I'm baaaaaack...
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It's about time you fucking whore. Where have you been? I was waiting for you to comment on the attack kittie story. Brought a grown man down to the sidewalk.
ps we've noted that cholly is also gone. did you at least cover your tracks and maybe have a bath to get rid of evidence this time?
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Chirio : you're welcome ;)
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
@PUMPS: ahhhh well thank you! hahahaha. sheesh I need to see the video in a second. gotta drink for my hang over. wahahahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
Dear France,
We apologize for this mess polluting your airwaves. Please don't declare war.
@Tigerlilly! How do?
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:59pm.
To the people of France:
Because you have taken Jerry Lewis to your collective hearts, we are also sending you Shauna Sand in hopes you will send her weight in pomme frites back to us.
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Yeah, but then we'd only get about five or six at most.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
the funny thing about this lame excuse for a show, is that other participants think that angie (the french skank with romain) is a tranny.
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Shauna seems much cooler, and dare I say better looking (its all relative) than the other skanky ho, that one looked mean, ugly and stupid. And likely to be beat up, no, if she dates that guy?
Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:51pm.
dlisted has been kinda sparce the last few weeks.... i'm concerned
MK might have snagged himself some hot new peen, or a gallon of (insert alcohol type here), some Thai stick, or any combination of this trio. He'll be back soon as any (or all) of these delicious things run out (or away depending on the peen owner).
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Chirio > He said "it's huge" because he wasn't expecting shauna to come. ;)
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
i DONT UNDERSTAND!!! I got lost at
Romain : It's huge
what is that comment about....hahahaaha
Coma Caca!!
To the people of France:
Because you have taken Jerry Lewis to your collective hearts, we are also sending you Shauna Sand in hopes you will send her weight in pomme frites back to us.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I love Shauna, and I'm even more impressed with her to know that she (seems) fluent in a second language. It's not an easy feat to master, much less to be able to be on national television and speak it.
Zomay,
Yep, skankiness is a plague.I'm sure there are also iraqi or kazakh skanks. We just don't know about them... yet!
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
dlisted has been kinda sparce the last few weeks.... i'm concerned.
Shauna supposedly has a BA in international biz from the American Univ in Paris.
PS: Zomay always has the best, most acid-y avies.
dlisted has been kinda sparce the last few weeks.... i'm concerned.
Pumps,
I am so very happy to know that skanky is a worldwide phenomenon. We are united in skankhood.
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