Friday, July 10th 2009

Katie Price Talks About Her Miscarriage

In a TV interview with Piers Morgan, Katie Price says that she had a miscarriage just a few weeks before her marriage to Peter Andre ended.

Katie found out after she returned to England from America where she was shooting her reality show with Peter Andre and the kiddies. Katie says she was ten weeks pregnant when the doctors told her the fetus had no heart beat during a routine scan. After the doctor did some bloodwork, he thought there was a chance the baby was still alive, because the HGC levels were high. He called Katie in for another scan. She went on to say, "I went in thinking, 'He’s going to be great, he’s going to see a heartbeat.'" But the doctor told her that her baby had passed away.

Six days later she was running in the London Marathon, "I'm running along... and I'm trying to keep myself together, not to cry. I just wanted to say to people, 'Just leave me alone, I've just lost a baby.'"

Katie said that the loss of their baby had nothing to do with their marriage going sour. She says it was Peter's decision to quit their marriage, because he thought she was doing illegal sexy times with her horse-riding instructor Andrew. Katie denies that she ever rode her instructor. She also says she tried to make the marriage work, but Peter wasn't willing to try, "It was all down to Pete, he wanted this, not me. He's not as innocent as he's been making out."

When The Sun asked Peter Andre to comment on Katie's interview, his ass was not happy that she told the entire world about her miscarriage. His rep said, "It was Peter's child as well and Peter is devastated and deeply disappointed that Kate has chosen to speak out about this and their marriage. It is a private matter."

Ouch. I kind of felt the chill. Queens can be so bitchy during times of sadness (don't look at me like that). But I don't know why Peter Andre is clutching his pearl necklace (you decide what kind) in shock that Katie is sharing their business with everyone. I mean, Katie has already shared with us that Peter's peen is the color of butt butter, among other things.

I wonder what Harvey thinks about Peter leaving his mama je'e during such a sad time. I think he should express his feelings to the world in the form of an interpretive dance.

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Submitted by Am on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:23pm.

Why thank ya, thank ya very much!!

*clink*

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:11pm.
everyone did

Baaaaa-DUM!
That was too easy, birfday boy!

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A birfday? Well, congrats TV.

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:16pm.

Easy is my middle name. Wait, my middle name is Michael, Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

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I appreciate how in the fourth paragraph, this suddenly switches into Dlisted mode: "doing illegal sexy times."

I'm sorry that Harvey and Princess T have been denied a sibling, but glad that I don't have to see any of Jordan's maternity-wear skankiness.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:11pm.
everyone did

Baaaaa-DUM!
That was too easy, birfday boy!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Am's picture

She needs to keep her ass home and focus on the kids she has. And stop being a cumbucket.

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I was expecting her to run to the media and attempt some damage control... but if those statements her way of salvaging what little dignity she once had, FAIL on an epic scale. Katie needs a batch of STFU cookies rammed down her throat.

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Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:10pm.

I think she just fucked herself.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
Fetus probably died of Alcohol Poisoning, I feel sorry for the kids.
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or embarrassment

Lmao, that goes without saying,

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everyone did

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Jizzball's picture

I fucked Katie.

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Submitted by OXA on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
Fetus probably died of Alcohol Poisoning, I feel sorry for the kids.
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or embarrassment

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OXA's picture

Fetus probably died of Alcohol Poisoning, I feel sorry for the kids.

TITS's picture

She is a feminine role model for the ages! And all without a record deal!
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oh god.

did you have to say that? did you?

shit stirrer. you'll have to answer for this if she starts singing. you know that right?

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He looks like Jon Gosselin with Downs Syndrome. Whoops, MORE Downs Syndrome.

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letinstar's picture

this bitch has no fucking filter...are we really supposed to believe she got preggie while traing for a marathon AND then ran in one days after miscarrying...shenanigans...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:39pm.
Pretty sure the fetus hung himself on the umbilical cord rather than be related to her.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

KatieJordanCellphonepussygrinder should just shut her gaping hole for a hot minute, damn. She's pissed because she's milked Harvey for all the sympathy she can get out of his severe developmental/birth disorders after druggin and fucking her way through the time he was a fetus. And she was caught whoring it up while Petey took care of the kiddies.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Did I hear a holler for a pearl necklace?

Dannii's picture

megan fox looks more and more like her every day. shes totally an older version of megan.

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Turns out she wasn't doing sexytimes with the horse riding instructor, just the horse.

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Am's picture

Something should not be discussed. And she shouldn't be pointing her sticky fingers at him. She wasn't exactly suffering when they split up.

She needs to shut her cock holster.

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Get her tubes tied and she can fuck whomever she wants and not get caught. We'll know if she's right about Peter being not so innocent when we see who he hooks up with next. That Chantelle isn't very promising.

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She looks like the kind of dumb skank who, instead of just calling in sick for work on a Friday, will call in with this elaborate tale of how she's dealing with the tragic loss of a family member or other such horrible story. She could have just leveled and admitted she was too hung over or sore from trying new positions, but she would get a lot less sympathy upon her return after yet another three day weekend.

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Pretty sure the fetus hung himself on the umbilical cord rather than be related to her.

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LMAAO ISMU I know you are going thru a hard time but you have been ON FIAH today, I hope u entered the caption contest, LOL
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You should have a little Lauren Bacall head cut-out to use as a stamp on posts for these "celebs who use their personal lives to further their career. It's vulgar and a sickness."

Here MK use this:
http://www.postmodernsass.com/blogger/uploaded_images/LaurenBacall-76992...

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:32pm.
And who the fuck would run a marathon after that? I call BS, too.

Right? I couldn't run a marathon after a bad period!
Jordan IS one of those driven bitches, (a poor man's Madonna in a way), who spends a large part of her day working out before whoring out her family, using their "saga" to sell her crap books and products.

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This bitch just needs to keep her fucking mouth shut! That's the worst crap ever ~ no one should pull that bullshit card EVER!!! No symp here!

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I hate women like Jordan who use pregnancy/miscarriages for sympathy. That's one of the most fucked-up cards you can play.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:53pm.
I would have thought Peter would have had the common sense to pull out.

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Surprising that he still put it in!

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I would have thought Peter would have had the common sense to pull out.

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Does she not believe in birth control?================================================
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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

I call total bullsh*t on this story. When is this cunt going to go away?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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free lol I think Jimmy Hoffa could be up there too
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Okay, so many aspects of this story ring false. First, why would you train for a marathon and get pregnant on purpose? Second, I have a feeling this wasn't a miscarriage, but an abortion. It might not have been Peter's baby. Then, I seriously doubt that she would run the same marathon right after an abor...I mean, miscarriage. Finally, I am sure Peter found out the truth and that's why he left her skanky ass.

Still on his side.

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And who the fuck would run a marathon after that? I call BS, too.

Hekki's picture

Not to minimize it, because it is heartbreaking, but just about every woman I know who has kids has had a miscarriage. It happens a LOT. If you're trying, you're very likely to miscarry.

I found this out after I had a miscarriage. Then every woman I know said "Oh, that happened to me. The next time it will stick."

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still with Team Andre.

IF the story was true, why would she share something like that? and then whore around later...yeah yeah blabla.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:58pm.

What a shameful attempt at pr damage control. I don't know much about Jordan, but the little I've seen of her indicates that she is lie-telling.
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And now y'all are getting to the heart of the matter. We are all supposed to Oooh and Aaah at her strength and tenacity.

Hos are not always dumb in all ways. She's a smart ho. She knows she won't be a young ho forever and she's been busting (out) her ass for the past year preparing for her future. Kids books about horses, a line of clothing for horses, lingerie for every sized woman (in case she gets fat), her reality show featuring her family values (? Don't ask me, man!), and now her strength and tenacity! She is a feminine role model for the ages! And all without a record deal! AMAZING!!!!1!!11!!!

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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:58pm.

What a shameful attempt at pr damage control. I don't know much about Jordan, but the little I've seen of her indicates that she is lie-telling.
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EvilShoe's picture

Um, I'm no expert but if the baby was dead in her, they would have done a D & C, right? And if so, that shit would just like an abortion? Wouldn't you NOT run a damn marathon after something like that?

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Submitted by britlitgal on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:02pm.

Who runs a marathon after having a miscarriage??? WHO??!! Oh. She does. :/ Weirdness.
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...And who gets pregnant while training (months) for a marathon???

Sibsi's picture

What a shameful attempt at pr damage control. I don't know much about Jordan, but the little I've seen of her indicates that she is lie-telling.

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Submitted by putas on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:42pm.

Many hugs to you Uvula...

And Angel i - ha ha! This is random but I think I decided what I am going to be for Halloween. Yeah i plan a little early.. mama is going to be a chola!
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I'm pretty sure his penchant for men's assholes is what ended the marriage.

Seriously though, there were tooooo many problems with that whole scenario. For one- well it's JORDAN!!

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Why did she announce that shit? I think Peter is right about her inappropriate blabbing and being a bitchy bitch. When they announced the divorce he was in his mama's arms crying his eyes out while she was getting shitfaced in the clubs with random dudes.

Team EX-HUSBAND!

PS I think the theory about Katie intentionally aborting the child because it was probably not his is SPOT ON. They both said the "miscarriage" is not what ultimately ended the marriage.

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Many hugs to you Uvula...

And Angel i - ha ha! This is random but I think I decided what I am going to be for Halloween. Yeah i plan a little early.. mama is going to be a chola!

Good thing the lil' uns are too young to 'get' it and be mortified. Ahh.

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Many hugs to you Uvula...

And Angel i - ha ha! This is random but I think I decided what I am going to be for Halloween. Yeah i plan a little early.. mama is going to be a chola!

Good thing the lil' uns are too young to 'get' it and be mortified. Ahh.