Afternoon Crumbs
Justin Timberlake as the Green Lantern?! Jessica Biel would be a better choice. She does have the pecs and package for it. - Lainey Gossip
Bianca Gascoigne forgot to shake - Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Pantaloons might have stuffed her training bra - Egotastic!
Mr. and Mrs. Twitter sun their twatters in the Caribbean - Popsugar
Miranda Kerr nekkid or a 12-year-old ladyboy? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Fuckery: Not a Chico's kind of gay - Towleroad
Kim Kardassian really should have written a how-to-guide on how to make millions even though you are as useless as a dingle berry - Hollywood Rag
This would be the perfect diet if you replaced "Parliament cigarettes" with the good shit and "black coffee" with whiskey - Celebitchy
Pepaw Carrey - Just Jared
Chesus will not be happy about this - I'm Not Obsessed
HoHan's new production company is probably a front for a meth ring, right? - Socialite Life
Beethoven has never looked skankier - ICYDK
Drunk dudes aren't good at standing - Cityrag
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Ditto! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Hayden! Maybe if you dated guys your own age, you'd find somebody who's actually interested in Y-O-U! Just a thought.
Hohan is trying SOOO hard to keep that check comin' in. I'll give her props for that. Now about those shoes....
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:02pm.
and i'm just silly sometimes :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ugh Kat Von D looks like she fucked her face all up.
I dunno why, but I think Hayden is adorable.
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Imperialists! The BANE of my existence - angel_i 07/09/09
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:00pm.
To each his own! My crazy Italian grandmother used to chainsmoke them in the car WITH THE WINDOWS UP when we were kids. That's probably why I hate them.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i love parliments!!! and i love the silly recessed filter! and i love how sometimes you get the packs with the palm trees on the cigs and sometimes you don't.
damn, sometimes i wish i still smoked :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Britney probably thinks she'll now be worshipping someone called Judy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Parliaments are nasty. They are way too light and the recessed filter is ridiculous.
Of course, I'm a retard, 'cause I smoke Sherman's Havana Ovals. AND I take Chantix! WEEEEE!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Demi looks great. I cannot hate.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well, at least Chris Pine is out of the running. Green Lantern shouldn't have a wonk eye. I agree with others here - Cavill is the best choice of what we're seeing.
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There's the door, spaceman.
BWAHHAHA! Drunk dude cuddles the trash can! Sweet doggie.
Lindsay Lohan's fugly goddamned shoes & Kat Von D's fugly goddamned face could be twins.
I fucking hate the ads on that ICYDK website. Jeez. Has Kat Von D always had that sweaty botox face? She looks mighty surprised in the eyebrow region.
Kim Kardassian really should have written a how-to-guide on how to make millions even though you are as useless as a dingle berry
bwwwwahhhhaa MK this one gave me a good laugh!
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Hayden is a whoa straight up. Her new beau is 32.
JT is so overrated that it actually wounds me to here "JT this" and "JT that". He needs to sit his ass DOWN when it comes to acting.
Jim Carrey totally looks like my ex in that picture. I like him. Yay for his daughter.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:40pm.
WHat? James Franco is giving up the Green Latern? Or is this a different movie, or a cartoon? I can't click links!
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James Franco should give up the peens and realize that he loves Freebird forever.
I didn't click that one. It's about Justin Timberlake. Bleh.
when will Timberdouche realize he ain't a fucking actor!
i'm for Henry Cavill, he's sexy and can actually act!
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"I seen this cover last month,"
You should seen some grammar lessons.
WHat? James Franco is giving up the Green Latern? Or is this a different movie, or a cartoon? I can't click links!
Hayden will always have the body of a 12 or 13 year old. I imagine she'll have to be 40 years old before it won't feel gross looking at her like that. She needs to go live under a bridge until then.
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