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Justin Timberlake as the Green Lantern?! Jessica Biel would be a better choice. She does have the pecs and package for it. - Lainey Gossip
Bianca Gascoigne forgot to shake - Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Pantaloons might have stuffed her training bra - Egotastic!
Mr. and Mrs. Twitter sun their twatters in the Caribbean - Popsugar
Miranda Kerr nekkid or a 12-year-old ladyboy? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Fuckery: Not a Chico's kind of gay - Towleroad
Kim Kardassian really should have written a how-to-guide on how to make millions even though you are as useless as a dingle berry - Hollywood Rag
This would be the perfect diet if you replaced "Parliament cigarettes" with the good shit and "black coffee" with whiskey - Celebitchy
Pepaw Carrey - Just Jared
Chesus will not be happy about this - I'm Not Obsessed
HoHan's new production company is probably a front for a meth ring, right? - Socialite Life
Beethoven has never looked skankier - ICYDK
Drunk dudes aren't good at standing - Cityrag
Kat von D is beginning to look a little bit like Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter.
I used to envy her looks, but not anymore. She's gone from amazing to WTF sooner than I expected. I mean, I knew it was going to happen sooner or later, but her beauty went down the shitter at an unbelievable rate.
It's kind of sad, actually. She looks a little bit sick, and I don't wish illness on anyone.
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Eat boogers and die.
el paso is indeed a shithole and i rue the day i ever have to even drive by there...
die all kardashians...
kat von douche looks like eric stoltz from mask..also methinks that her skin tone is finally the perfect shade of heroine-grey....
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She's also a vapid, brainless whore in real life.
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Bianca Gascoigne is NOT Paul Gascoigne's daughter!
Her mother was married to him, and she took his last name in order to get famous. Guess it worked then..
Am I crazy for thinking Miranda Kerr's ugly? Her face permanently looks like she just sucked on a lemon.
Most Victoria's Secret models are just flat out weird looking to me.
Added portion: I tried to hate Kim Kardashian less, because for a second, her personality seemed OK, but I'm so over her now already.
I actually like Khloe Kardashian and I can tolerate Kourtney Kardashian even though her personality's boring as oatmeal, but every time I see Kim anymore, I cringe.
She's always on her soapbox about women's body image and bitches about how she hates her figure, when she knows as well as all fuck that her fat ass is relevant and that it's the new trend to have a big ass.
If she didn't know she was sexy, she wouldn't be boasting about how she has the "most googled" ass, dancing for the Pussycat Dolls, posing for Playboy, and make appearances at nearly EVERY FUCKING THING that involves getting your picture taken.
She knows damn well that she's very attractive and a sex symbol. She bitches about her body type because she knows that some source is going to quote her and everyone's going to confirm that she's hot.
I wish she'd get over herself and fuck off.
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Eat boogers and die.
You should've linked http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/10/rampage-gets-randy-humps-reporter-auto-p/ . :(
Re Ashton Kutcher and Demi: well if you had nothing better to do all day long than be fit, tan and happy...then OF COURSE you are gonna look like this...all ugliness and problems in this world come from either lack of money or love - or both. I'm really convinced that ALL problems have their roots in either lack of money or love.
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Botox is so fucking disgusting. It makes everyone look like the greasy walking embalmed.
Mary Ellen?
Why the sudden influx of Hayden what's her name posts?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Timberdouche wasn't so bad in Black Snake Moan. I saw his talent. Better than Biel by a long shot (sorry)
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:51pm
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Correction. She's famous for letting a dude piss on her. Allegedly. I fucking hate her too, and I don't care how attractive some people might find her.
El Paso is a pit of hell! I'm not surprised to hear the cops pulling some messed up shit like this.
I guess Hohan probably now realizes that her acting career is becoming non-existant and has to pay the bills somehow. Shamwow. Joan Rivers..move over.
Kat Von D was never going to be a beauty queen, but all that botox has managed to make this young woman look older and faker. It's so totally gnarly, and not at all rad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I just got home from work, where I tell dozens of inept people all day how to get simple things done. I make decent money for what I do, but when I see giant-butt cretin no-talent skank cocksucker
Kim Kardassian I want to see her die. She makes money for doing what? Having a famous dead father? Putting out to men who just want to cum on her face and leave? Is there no justice in this universe? Sorry for the rant...it's been a day from Hell and my pill hasn't kicked in yet.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:00pm.
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YES! Henry Cavill is the hottest, most underrated piece of ass out there.
I hope Henry Cavill gets this. We need more Henry!
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
Holy crap (literally) - it sounds just like Parasite's song, "Stars Are Blind." Yeesh!
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Ha! It's Paris' song. So there you go.
Oooh.... I went to show you and it seems that Paris has pulled her version. Imagine!
MK totally ripped her a new one for her rendition:
You don't buy me flowers
You don't buy me DRANKS!
You don't drive me anywhere
But totally insane.
See how lovely the rhyming is?;p
Paris tries to fake it but Hayden just left it.
(I think that's when it became kinda extra popular around here)
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Meh. I'm divided on this Chico's BS. I'm a card-carrying fudgepacker (you don't want to know where I carry said card) but, truthfully, I don't want to see two dudes making out in a fast food joint. And before anyone jumps on the self-hating gay bandwagon, I wouldn't want to see it if was two gayelles or a straight (eek!) couple either. I don't want to see ANYONE kissing in public, especially while I'm trying to eat.
Should they have the right to do it? Sure, just like I have the right not to like it.
Also, you have to know what you're getting into with that kind of situation. Two mos macking at a chain restaurant in Texas? FAIL. You know you're going to get grief, so it's fairly obvious that this was provocation, which is also totally okay, but doesn't make me care about it any more.
Perhaps I'll write an angry letter. Or an email. Stamps are expensive.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
Holy crap (literally) - it sounds just like Parasite's song, "Stars Are Blind." Yeesh!
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The drunk guy is hilarious. I kept waiting for the dog to piss on him or something.
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
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A Green Lantern movie? Are you fucking kidding me? Who the fuck cares about Green Lantern? I liked GL in The Justice League but come the hell on. A whole movie for this fool? You can pump millions of dollars into a GL movie but not a Wonder Woman movie?! Ugh FUCK.YOU.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
@MC: Those are pretty much the reasons I liked her too. Here's one to save her with - she's actually not that bad - it's more the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItoI8mINIO0
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@rotten_egg: I tell my girl the exact same thing. You only got a few years to be young and then you're an adult FOR-EVAH! Enjoy what you got while it's there - no second chances to be a kid.
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angel_i - omg that song sucks so bad, I didn't even listen to more than a few seconds of her warbling.
I like her because she had the bold faced nerve to really crump battle someone and managed to keep a straight face the whole scene, and for that, I will give her ONE shitty poptastic single pass. Just that one. I like her thick gymnast legs that everybody clowns on. I am built like that, short and thick, so when I see someone who actually slipped through the perverse body image cracks of Hollywood, I rally around em. Hanging with Paris seems to be a fucking necessity, like your SAG card comes with a coupon to one free meal with Paris Hilton.
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Yeah, many of the dumbasses complaining about gay couples kissing outdoors probably go back home and hit their wives, abuse their kids, shoot their neighbors or are members of violent gangs, etc. It's completely hypocritical.
The guards and police officers most likely are the types who just hate gay people because that's the type of backwards "education" they've had since childhood. You know, the "men are supposed to be machos, not sissies". I imagine their mommy or daddy yelled at them for crying, calling them "mariquitas". Because in a backwards mind, a BOY is not supposed to cry or show emotion. That's what GIRLS are for, right?. I actually feel pitty for people like them, but at the same time I feel the need to kick their asses and erase them from the gene pool.
Angel_i:
Yeah!
Kids are bombarded with so much "sexy" stuff, it's overwhelming. It's sex everywhere, man. And it's not like sex is bad, it's because kids are supposed to be KIDS, not mini adults. Even when some company is trying to sell bubble gum, their resource list includes "sexy" and "sex" about 1000 times. I always tell my kid that she better live her life according to her age, because most of the women who live too fast, hit a certain age when they want to take back time DESPERATELY. And she better cultivate her brain too if she wants her partners to truly appreciate who she is, because looks can only take her so far.
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i find it creepy when young girls date old ass men.yet nobody seems to mind it in the media.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
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Ha! Angle! You're right. Now I hate her. That's like kiddy porn. How old is she anyway?
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She made that when they were counting down to her 18th...which was another gross pedophilic (not a word but I'm keeping it) activity of the media at the time)... I THINK she's 20 now...or just turning in August, likely...
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Do you think that Bianca chick is aware she has a prominent pee-spot on her crotch? That is pretty bad, but she still can't top pissy pants Fergie!
Also...... Hayden Panatroll has a big ass forehead, Demi Moore has a killer body for a 40-something, Kim Kardashian is nothing but a Whoo-ahh, and I personally prefer the Diet coke and Marlboro Lights diet myself.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
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I agree. Totally. Some people freak about a kid seeing a couple (gay or hetero) being affectionate - I'm not talking about humping each other on Main Street, just expressing affection. Yet the same people have no problem with their kids being exposed to extreme violence. Would I rather my kids see people kissing, or killing each other...?? Hmmmm
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
Based on the people's comments, I don't get the "It's not OK for gay couples to kiss in public because of the kids" crack me up, honestly.
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For reals. My daughter used to be majorly offended by the word "Sexy". Which makes sense - even SHE knew she was too young to be reading about anything "sexy" and yet, there it is on every magazine and billboard. She would, literally, shield her own eyes from anything remotely "sexy". To be fair, she don't wanna see kissing either - no matter who's doing it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
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Ha! Angle! You're right. Now I hate her. That's like kiddy porn. How old is she anyway?
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"Not a Chico's kind of Gay" hahaha!. You crack me up, MK. I usually don't mind couples who kiss in public, whatever the gender, UNLESS they're the kind who almost suck each other's fucking faces not giving a rat's ass about the people around them.
Based on the people's comments, I don't get the "It's not OK for gay couples to kiss in public because of the kids" crack me up, honestly. Fucking kids today are exposed to worse crap every day AT HOME most of the times, be it inappropriate TV programming, family violence, junkie parents, fucked up friends, etc so a pair of gay dudes kissing pales in comparison. Overall, shame on that restaurant staff AND the mother fucking police officers for being so damn backwards.
Beethoven? fuck it! she looks as manly and fugly as Chyna. Kat Von D sucks major monkey balls.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:42pm.
Cheesus! Britney tries on religions like Kim K. tries on jeans. Doesn't she know they're always going to be too tight?
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TRUTH! Especially with her attention "span"!! hahahahahahahaha!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
Ugh Kat Von D looks like she fucked her face all up.
I dunno why, but I think Hayden is adorable.
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I agree re that Hayden PantyWhatEver..I have no idea who she is, have never seen her act, but think she looks cute.
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I like her too. I 'scouted' her (what I do on my free time after bashing the ones who make it) in Bring it On Again (or whateverthefuck). SO adorable, great delivery, nice moves...
But you know - she LIKED hanging with Paris. She's got the fever, that one. And the ONLY thing I've ever seen her do believably is a cheerleader. That's frustrating. But not more frustrating than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFm6aJuoS70
If that doesn't make you hate her, nothing will.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
Ugh Kat Von D looks like she fucked her face all up.
I dunno why, but I think Hayden is adorable.
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I agree re that Hayden PantyWhatEver..I have no idea who she is, have never seen her act, but think she looks cute. However, judging by the lazer beam of hatred trained on her constantly, Imma missing something.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:38pm.
moomarse - I don't get what Beethoven has to do with it, but it's on that thread, ICYDK. Her face looks all greazy and her nose has that pinched 'I picked this out of a catalog' look to it.
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it's sad... she had a very pretty face, in my opinion... it's Hollywood. Fuck...
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Re Miranda Kerr--I guess it's true what Germaine Greer said, that men want a boy's body with tits on it.
Cheesus! Britney tries on religions like Kim K. tries on jeans. Doesn't she know they're always going to be too tight?
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:28pm.
I was just reading about Jim Carrey's daughter (congrats, BTW) and her band ROCKS!!! She's got a nice voice... I really like it... check it out!
http://www.myspace.com/janecarreyband
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Ooh, nice!
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Awww =[ I use to proudly say that I have a body like miranda kerr. (cause we do have the same body type) Now I find out that she has the body of a 12 yr old lady boy =[[ I've got the SADS now.
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moomarse - I don't get what Beethoven has to do with it, but it's on that thread, ICYDK. Her face looks all greazy and her nose has that pinched 'I picked this out of a catalog' look to it.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
Ugh Kat Von D looks like she fucked her face all up.
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I'm blind... where is she??? OH! Jeezus Crisco! That is baaaaddd.... yikes!
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Aww, Jim Carrey is going to be a grandpa. He seems like he will be a fun pawpaw.
And a big no to Justin being the GL. Major FAIL.
Bradley Cooper is the only one out of those 3 who should be the GL. But I was kinda hoping for a black GL aka John Stewart.
I was just reading about Jim Carrey's daughter (congrats, BTW) and her band ROCKS!!! She's got a nice voice... I really like it... check it out!
http://www.myspace.com/janecarreyband
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