Monday, July 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan. - jazzfish_77
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr. - TFBuckFutter
Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again. - TexnDoc
Thanks Joe
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RPatz is going to great lengths to hide himself from the twifans in NYC.....
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Evil Dead Rocks.
And the Devil appeared to Joe Jackson and whispered in his ear, "Keep an eye on the kids. Paris wants to do something and Blanket can really dance."
Tardzan.
Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again.
That's a real bad case of intestinal tree worms.
Results of Kendra Wilkinson trying out the new full color sonogram machine during sex
This is why Katie won't answer questions about Scientology.
So THIS is where Bubble Yum comes from.....
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Evil Dead Rocks.
Tree fucker
Redwoods have grown into grotesque forms ever since this whole global warming thing began.
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Bottom-feeder.
after neverland ranch closed the lost children of the world had to make new lives for them selfs heres jimmy he loves climing trees but with out michael whos goona lick the wine off of him? you will be missed
Not a caption: has anyone been watching "Harper's Island"? This reminds me of that series...
Lou obviously deserved the win on 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.' It took guts.
Perez's foreskin extension experiment has gone completely wonky!
Even Cupid is fighting the Battle of the Bulge.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan.
The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Pepto Abysmal
Enquirer exclusive!! D.B. Cooper found!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
A baby mysteriously appears in a remote Ethiopian jungle. Not only will Angelina Jolie adopt this poor child, she will donate the umbilical cord to stem cell research. what a women!
You know I would never bother you while you're getting a piece of wood...
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
While parachuting with Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller's manpon accidentally comes loose from its moorings.
When the annual taffy pull and the hot bubba camp goes horribly wrong...
Sadly, Angelina's reserve jungle orphans grow old waiting for her to pick them up.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Jermaine re-creates Michael in the giving tree for his new album.
There's one reallll unlucky fireman out there.
Gathering the exotic materials for Chaz's new peen isn't as easy as Fred thought it would be when he answered the ad on Craig's list.
Libresse's latest gimmick to promote male intimate hygiene did not meet the success of their paratrooping tampons.
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Bottom-feeder.
Where Boy George keeps his...ahem..."finds."
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Octomom was warned to lay off the caffeine as her due date neared...she didn't listen.
After the swallowing Spencer whole, the Leopard climbed halfway up the tree before it's bowels rebelled and released the foul morsel back into the world.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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So they found the missing cast member from "Lost"?
The latest find in Lohan's firecrotch studied under the microscope.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Friends had no idea Willie Ames was hit so hard by these tough times, he was literally hanging by his umbilical cord.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I thought RPatz and KStew were supposed to have a ruby ENCRUSTED child, not a ruby PAINTED one...
Get down and stop making a spectacle of yourself Perez.
There is is! I see Michael Jackson's face! Don't you?
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Fishstick's detox colonics are getting some very interesting results...
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca