Monday, July 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan. - jazzfish_77
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr. - TFBuckFutter
Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again. - TexnDoc
Thanks Joe
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Bradiful & Miz,
On the first episode I picked Jimmy as the killer because the other guy told him he was 'too nice'. Also it would take someone with water/fishing experience to tie the cousin to the boat propeller.
I now think he is probably the killer's son and accomplice. I hope there are a few survivors.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
This guy has gone a beyond "tree hugging".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well, I guess Pooh Bear finally got his honey.
Fishsticks Paltrow suns her bowels...it's a good cleanser!
I appreciate you are a homosexual man and I understand you have desires. But dressing up and meowing in a tree isn't going to make your "firefighter rescues me" fantasy happen.
Laugh all you want, but that woodpecker left me a perfect sized glory hole........
Despite the shouts of the men on the ground, A-Roid still thought he was stuck in Vadge's crotch again and panicked.
The Flying Spaghetti Devil
Poor Carrot Top, he wasnt invited to the funeral, but he snuck a peek from a neighboring tree..
Vince the Sham-Wow guy told police the tree attacked him first.
The "American Freak" is indigenous to an area in California known as "Neverland." It lives in Wishing Trees and is a narcovour, meaning its diet consists primarily of prescription medication and immature semen. It grows to a length of 6ft , has cross genitalia, can spontaneously bite off and re-grow its own nose and has one clawed hand that looks like a glove.
In this month's newsletter, Gwyneth Paltry shares photos from her recent cleanse.
MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:43pm
omg yes.
Victor Webster was on it, but they dun killed his hwatness off!
IDK, i haven't been trying to piece the clues together, a couple of friends say they have it all figured out.
Meh, I just enjoy how someone gets killed off.
I hope bride chick makes it, she's a rich ho now!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Someone call the exterminator! That tree is full of hermaphrodites!
BB: you watch it too? I can't wait till tomorrow night... Who do you think will make it out alive?
Being John Malkovich: The Sequel
"ooooooof... my walnuts !!!! "
Tommy Girl's colon will wrap itself onto any piece of wood.
That's the LAST time I take Elastic Girl to Lovers' Lane when she's on her period!
That's Rojo Caliente!
OMG Someone Put Perez Hilton In A Tree.
The Leprechauns aren't as cute as they used to be!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Tommy girl's pet tries to escape
If it's made of wood, Sienna Miller's labia will wrap themselves around it.
If trees had crotch rot.
loozer on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:27pm
2 hour finale tomorrow!!!
Caption This Caption:
Purple Drank ain't for amateurs.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
loozer! *muah, baby!* Me too..
So this Saturday is the 2 hour wrap-up of Harper's Island right?
Vicki Lawrence: "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia" and "The Carol Burnett Show" and "Mama's something.." LOVE HER!!!
I cannot wait: I think the 2 best friends will be the only ones to survive! And they will live happily ever after! Gruesome deaths though.
Don't watch Lost though.
Submitted by ChasLo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:23pm.
Tarzan was never the same after visiting Tommy Girl's house.
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that has my vote!
Solarcaine-us, for that all over burn that only big trees can cause.
Looks like the Duggers have been climbing trees lately. I didn't even know Michelle was pregnant again.
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"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
Night of the Living Dumbasses.
Spaghetti Cat strikes again!
some michael jackson fans are still not dealing with his death very well...
David Carradine was a real nature lover.
Howdy MiZZ! XOXOXOXO
Happy Friday! I have been watching Harper's Island. I'm a sucker for murder mysteries.
I keep expecting Vickie Lawrence to show up as Thelma Harper. She owns the island and we discover Eunice is the killer. I also think Jenna Elfman is behind the Dharma Initative on Lost.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
The lesser known retarded half brother of Tarzan, Marzipan...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
I see that Blohan has taken up tree climbing after breaking up with SamRo for the 535th time.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
that is not what I meant when I asked for a Lobster Wrap.
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“I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever.”
“I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”
- Lady Gaga
Emilie de Ravin found this taped to her trailer mirror with a warning. "Stay out of RPattz's magical pube forest, or there will be consequences. Consider yourself warned."
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“Things are getting worse not better. I think I might be passive depressive.” Art in How To Be
RPatz new movie Twinelight.
I asked for a pinata...instead I got a peen-knot-Ow.
Octomom actually was pregnant with nine, this is the one that got away.
Finally, the crew of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" did what everyone wanted and tied Spencer in a tree and left him to fend for himself.
OMG! I see one of Michael Jackson's back up dancers from the Thriller video in my tree! Alert the media!!
Tarzan was never the same after visiting Tommy Girl's house.
David Beckham never thought he'd be as thankful as Victoria to the God of Photo Shop on his new Armani underpants ad.
Or: David Beckham's before Photo Shop Armani Underpants ad campaign.
Or: They never would have bought the Armani Underpants without Photoshop, David.
Proof that Alli makes your intestines shoot out of your poop chute.
Another Jackson Family secret is revealed: the Real Rockin' Robin.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
This is the LAST time I play "Banana Hammock" with Tommy Girl.
Everyone loves Sevin Nyne.