Monday, July 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan. - jazzfish_77
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr. - TFBuckFutter
Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again. - TexnDoc
Thanks Joe
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It doesn't matter who the father was. All we know is that it took a strong and mighty sperm cell to fight its way through Debbie Rowe's tangled fallopians to reach the golden egg.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:21pm.
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr.
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LOL good one!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Deep in an enchanted forest in a land far far away lives a desperate and oversexed witch named Kate Hudson. So desperate is she for a man that she put a spell on the trees to snag any Tom, Dick or Hairy Satyr that happens along.
Sorry folks, bad day= bad spelling.
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No, you cannot escape the wrath of a colonospy.
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Stretch Armstrong after a meth binge.
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Bob finally made his escape from Tom Cruise's no-no hole.
As hard as Suri's placenta tried to get away, Tom caught it when it got tangled in this tree. Yum!
What the ...all I remember is talking to Amy Wino on the beach, she opened her legs and the next thing I know, I'm stuck up in this tree wrapped up like a f'in' Easter ham!
Just when you thought Michelle Duggar couldn't punish her fallopian tubes any more...
The Incredible Pink Hulk: You wouldn't like me when I'm bitchy.
While monkeys may fly out of the ass of some, this is what flies out of the vagina of Wonky McValtrex.
Fishsticks intestines have finally taken a hike after her latest cleanse.
Crotch Rocket
You're doing it wrong!
The latest shock tactic from Sacha Baron Cohen is a tribute to Sienna Miller's vagina.
Jennifer Aniston's MAN TRAP finds its first victim.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's
Brave man in traditional Scottish dress helps Subo to get Pebbles the cat out of tree.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's
Madonna gets Jesus to take a picture as she tries out newest fitness trend sweeping through LA.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's
It looks to me like the Scientology Stork missed Tom and Katie's house again.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's
Rojo Caliente enjoying pranks and high-jinks on Stag night.
I want to do a Poo at Paul's
I've heard of toilet papering trees...but tampons?! That's just gross.
If you seen the tape worm say yeaaah!
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Even if Asshole Simpson doesn't cut the umbilical cord, Bronx Mowgli will still eventually get confused and run for the trees.
After about a dozen "penis bungee" jumps, Red dick
realized he had to find a taller tree.
Apparently, bubble gum and man juice aren't the only things Perez has been swallowing...
The birth of Hank Basket Jr.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
George of the jungle thought earning his red wings would mean he would be able to grab an airplane and fly to civilization. Boy was he wrong.
The "ACTUAL" Case of Benjamin Button--the "Curious" one made a better movie.
Spencer Pratt will do anything for publicity.
This is Vince Offer for the "Sham Rope" You'll be saying "HOW?!?!?!" every time!
That's the umbilical cord that's still attached to Morgan Freeman's fiancee.
However the oracle interprets this is what Sarah Palin will name her next child.
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr.
In an unexpected and epic fail, Vince offer was all thumbs during the "Sham Rope" commerical shoot...
This is why you don't piss off the Keebler elves...
And you thought the caption on July 6th was the winner of the world's longest foreskin..
There once was a man from Nantucket..
Hellfag
That's the LAST time I take Elastic Girl to Lovers Lane when she's on her period!!
Hell, No Boy
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Jude Law's favorite sex position went awry...he didn't get to cum but he did get a nice sunburn and chaffing from the vines.
Wino may only weigh 88 pounds, but when the biggest crack dealer in St Lucia stiffed her on a deal, well, you see what happened.
looks like Tarzan was trying to swing on Jane's tampon string.
After numerous Michael Jackson sightings in toast and on sewer walls someone was bound to find his likeness in a tree sooner or later.
loozer and BB: Jimmy is def Wakefield's child!!
This is what happens when Katherine Heigl chews Nicorette while hiking.
"What the hell did you expect," asked the Lorax,"that I would simply speak for the trees out of the goodness of my heart? I dig me some tree nookie."
Top story: Kendra Wilkinson's fetus is rocketed 400 metres into a tree after she sneezed today. Turns out working for Playboy all those years indeed has a downside.
Britney Spears original "Circus" performance was cut for obvious reasons.
Even after Daryl Hannah had a sex change (he's now known as Daryl), she continued to show her environmentalism by protecting trees.