Monday, July 13th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first. - The C Word
Runners-up:
Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan. - jazzfish_77
Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr. - TFBuckFutter
Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again. - TexnDoc
Thanks Joe
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Meet Pistachio, Pinochio's "special" brother.
♪ Wonder if David Carradine was into this shit as well??
Goddamn tree huggers!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 11:54pm.
*slaps hand over mouth!*... BWWAAHAAHAA!
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shhh...*whispers* I kinda stole this from T.V.!!!!
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Jude Law thought this was the only way to get people to stop talking about him wearing a see-through button up shirt.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 11:54pm.
*slaps hand over mouth!*... BWWAAHAAHAA!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Katie Price's abort...er "miscarriage" is an attention whore just like it's mother. Ah well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
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Red Vines can be cruelly addictive.
After he fell out of the tree & died, Al Sharpton was overhead telling the kids Wasn't nuthin weird about yor daddy.
Nice try, Jude Law, but we still can see the receding hairline.
Too much Double Bubble gun can become a terrible tangled habit
its bruce bitch...
This is the last person Stephen Baldwin "baptized"...
I may see Winehouse through rose coloured glasses... but, you'd have to admit, the girl has impressive yoga skills.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
its bruce bitch...
Jen Aniston finally gets the baby she always wanted!!! Take that Brangelina!! See if you can get an adult baby!!!
Someone please tell Perez to practice his weird bondage rituals in the privacy of his home.
Lilo's newest skin enhancing product - meth-nyne - has some undesirable side effects.
This scene was cut from Brad Pitt's movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." This was the actual birth scene.
Chaz's abandoned vag looking for a new home, climbed a tree and asks passersby 'Are you My Mother?'
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:37pm.
Marlon Jackson's dead twin much like Michael, umbilical chord and all loved climbing trees.
yes miscarriages are hilarious. jesus is watching you
Perez Hilton's falled attempt at rescuing a pussy from a tree. You know he's all about the peen and got scared.
Keifer remembered borrowing a monkey at some point in the evening, but not where he left it.
This is what happens when momma's boys can't cut the umbilical cord
Ironically, just minutes after giving birth to A-Rod's love child, Vadge put the child up for adoption.
Tarzans brother Peepee never could get the vine swinging into tree thing right.
Takes a lot of guts to hang out in MJ's treefort. Here McCauley is, wearing his.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
silly alien.. trix are for kids
I always wondered where those knots in wood came from.
How many licks will it take to get to Aretha Franklin's g-spot? The world may never know.
Fishsticks Paltrow's intestines finally get that vacation she promised after the three week detox.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Danny Bonaduce was last seen on a meth rage actually thinking he was a Partridge in a pear tree......
monkey love gone wrong!
Pity poor Cisco Adler, betrayed by his nutsack in a valiant attempt to rescue his neighbor's kitty.
Gynecologist to Paris Hilton: Well Ms. Hilton I'm afraid your crabs are back. I'm going to write you a prescription for some extra strength Lindane since they seem to be hanging tough down there.
Marlon Jackson's dead twin much like Michael, umbilical chord and all loved climbing trees.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
To any members of the press who are contemplating photographing Debbie Rowe, let this be a lesson to you.
The AssWorms from KFed.
More Songs About Buildings and Poop.
So the pilot from LOST is still alive.
missed one. crap - don't tell gloria allred.
love,
nadia "nove-mom" sulemon
Hello fire dept....help, help...my afterbirth is stuck in a tree!
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in a final last ditch effort, Matt Damon tries to woo Ben Affleck out of the closet so that they can be together forever...
Never one to be outdone, Madonna took the promotion to new heights by parachuting her own tampon from a plane! She was aiming for that tree, btw.
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Jennifer Lopez's career post-Anaconda.
Meet the Man-pon, the only tampon invented big enough to save us from a vagina as cavernous as Paris Hilton's or Lindsay Lohan's...
John obviously misunderstood when Kate said he was out of his tree and needed to go out and tie one on and paint the town red.....
Unruly mobs in Poland have resorted to hanging their intellectual enemies who are 'well red'
This hot slut was devastated after the death of his beloved tapeworm -- sadly, it's back to diet pills and vomiting for him.
Submitted by fmdoom on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:22pm.
That's the umbilical cord that's still attached to Morgan Freeman's fiancee.
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GOOD ONE!
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You: Who?
Me: Exactly.
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